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Art is about to imitate life on Two and a Half Men.

On the April 10 installment of this (awful) CBS sitcom, Mila Kunis will guest star opposite fiance Ashton Kutcher, portraying a wild gal named Vivian who jokes to Walden:

"I bet you only date hot actresses."

"God, no. I'd never date an actress. They're all crazy," Kutcher’s character replies. 

Kunis, who is pregnant with her first baby, then jokes about the public's "fascination" with celebrities and also refers to a sex tape that "no one will ever see."

Pretty funny stuff actually. Especially because Mila and Ashton are on our list of stars in sex tapes we hope will someday leak...

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Turns out, there were two major deaths on the Game of Thrones Season 4 premiere.

Not only did Arya recover her beloved sword after plunging it into the neck of Polliver, but the episode itself totally killed HBO Go.

Much to the extreme chagrin of fan around the nation, the return episode of this epic drama crashed the network's online service.

Arya on the Attack

In response to many users receiving a “fatal error” message at a most inopportune time, HBO released the following statement:

"HBO Go did experience issues due to overwhelming demand around the premiere of Game of Thrones. The service has returned to several platforms and we are working hard towards full recovery, which we expect soon."

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 21 focused on Kandi Burruss' Mama Joyce hating on her fiance Todd Tucker, a source of tension all season.

Often lost in the shuffle (especially after Porsha Stewart beat down Kenya Moore), Mama Joyce vs. Todd vs. Kandi is shaping up to be a big storyline.

She thinks he’s taking advantage of Kandi, had a P.I. follow him around and considered PLANTING a hot woman around him to see if he’d take the bait.

Well, when you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online this week, you'll see an awkward therapy session Joyce surprisingly shows up at.

“We’ve tried counseling in the past and it didn’t work out so well,” Kandi says, regarding a session she did it with Mama Joyce and her late ex A.J. Jewell.

The counselor gets on her case for not getting to know Todd, and she takes this without getting defensive. Instead, she cries, “I worry about her."

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Best Wrestlemania ever?

We know what some WWE fans would say in response to that question: YES! YES! YES!

A new champion was crowned, a record streak came to an end and three icons got the night started in memorable fashion.

Indeed, Hulk Hogan, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin graced the ring together to kick off the evening, screaming out their catchphrases and toasting each other with a beer to close the raucous segment.

And Wrestlemania XXX only got crazier from there.

Wrestlemania XXX Logo

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The Red Wedding may have removed a threat from King Joffrey and the Lannisters last year, but the Game of Thrones Season 4 premiere made one thing clear tonight:

New enemies are always around the corner.

Or, in the case of Prince Oberyn Martell, partying it up on the grounds of your very own castle.

Pedro Pascal as the Prince

Viewers met this dangerous character on Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 1, as he pretty much invited himself to Joffrey's wedding and made his intentions clear to Tyrion.

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We're down to the final two episodes in Scandal Season 3 after last night's installment saw Olivia Pope unknowingly allow her mother, Maya Pope, to get away from B-613.

How did she do that, you ask? By shutting down B-613 right as they were in the middle of a mission.

Scandal Season 3 Episode 16 started off with Abby in the White House as Olivia's proxy. After last week's realization that she's "the help," Olivia needed a break from Fitz. That break was, however, short lived as Fitz threw a tantrum and demanded to see Olivia

Olivia declined his request until she learned that Jeanine Locke, the woman with whom Fitz did not have an affair, wrote a tell-all memoir about her scandalous relationship with the President.

And that wasn't even a major facet of last night's episode.

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Was that a low blow? Or just lively banter? Either way, Alex Trebek was called out for wearing a suit made in a child labor sweatshop this week on Jeopardy!

Battle of the Decades competitor Tom Kavanaugh was asked by the game show host how he would spend his winnings if he beat out the other contestants.

Trebek said, "Million dollars at stake in this tournament, if you win it you plan to spend a lot of it to work on a documentary, what's the documentary about?"

"It's on sweatshop labor in our country and around the world," the contestant replied, explaining why he had the idea to make this particular film.

"So I went to Bangladesh about 10 years ago and toured a garment factory and thought, 'What if I saw a shirt that I was wearing being made by these people."

"It's to try to put a face on who might make our clothes," he added. "So maybe you can find out the names of the 8-year-olds who made your fancy suit there, Alex."

[Crickets.]

The audience immediately reacted with gasps and even Trebek took a step back to process the dig ... what do you think of Kavanaugh's comment?

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On Grey's Anatomy Season 10 Episode 18, the doctors of of Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital were exposed to flu-inflected patients. That's never a good thing.

There's no taking sick days when you're the docs, apparently. As Derek, who claims he never gets sick, is preparing for a speech, he falls ill like the others.

And so the flu began taking its toll on Grey's Anatomy Season 10 Episode 18, though fortunately McDreamy still found a way to help a young patient.

Between him rehearsing with baby Bailey and Meredith saving the day and standing in to give Der's speech, it was a great night for the family.

Cristina and Owen worked to help a family with two daughters struggling failing hearts. It will be interesting to see just what is afflicting this group.

Meanwhile, a new physician introduced Alex to the idea of private practice, in which he would work fewer hours for more money. Might he consider that?

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The Great 8 has become the Heavenly 7.

Or has it?

Following an impressive performance show that saw the remaining American Idol contestants rehash original audition songs, viewers were left with a difficult decision on Thursday: 

Who deserved to get voted out?

Sam Woolf is Saved!

The answer came down to Sam Woolf, Malaya Watson and C.J. Harris, as this trio earned the lowest number of votes.

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All it took was one night with Lady Gaga to drive David Letterman away.

We kid, but the day after Gaga sang for the first time on The Late Show, Letterman announced his retirement as a talk show host.

The comedian told his studio audience at today's taping of his decision, with REM bassist Mike Mills Tweeting the news and various outlets subsequently confirming that Letterman will recite his final Top 10 List some time next year.

Letterman got his big break by performing stand-up many times on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. He was then given NBC’s Late Night in 1982.

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