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We met the mother on Gotham Season 2 Episode 2.

Veteran actress Carol Kane stopped by the new Fox hit as the mother of The Penguin Oswald Cobblepot, making the character every bit as eccentric as one would expect from the woman who brought this young villain into the world.

We also watched as Cobblepot hitched a ride into the country with a couple unfortunate teenagers who made the mistake of referring to him by a certain nickname, but make no mistake: he isn't running away from Gotham.

He's settling into a trailer (for $100 per month) and plotting his return and his revenge against all who have wronged him. And that's a very long list.

But the crux of this installment was on a different villain-to-be, as Selina Kyle and the kids of Gotham took center stage.

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On Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 1, viewers were asked to adjust to a new timeslot and a new dynamic between Captain Holt and Jake Peralta.

Does the former really respect and admire the latter? Kind of. Sort of. He did conclude his toast toward the end of the premiere with a heartfelt sentiment aimed at his underling.

And for good reason: Peralta returned from his six-month undercover mission after nabbing 15 of 16 bad guys. He then dedicated himself to apprehending the one mobster who got away, going back into his mafia garb with Boyle by his side.

In an interesting twist, Peralta actually failed in this mission. The bad guy got away to Barbados.

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TEAR! SHED! GANK!

Those sounds you just heard were Madam Secretary Season 1 Episode 2 taking story straight from real life for its second installment of its opening season.

The installment, after all, was titled "Another Benghazi."

It opened on a family breakfast that gets interrupted by gunfire. We then see Jack Wellington (the American Ambassador in Yemen) look out the window and spot protestors gathering, waving signs and guns.

Cut to Elizabeth McCord, who worries the unrest will only worsen and who wants the Ambassador to return stateside, but he refuses to do so.

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Everything got flipped and turned all upside on Revenge Season 4 Episode 1.

Just consider: 

  • Victoria  Grayson is now powerless.
  • Daniel is selling everything except his gorgeous face.
  • Jack is a cop.
  • Emily is actually living at Grayson Manor. 

Nolan, fortunately, is still Nolan, remaining every bit the color-coordinated, zinger-slinging party boy we’ve grown to know and really, really love.

So, with some very new settings and a Rest Button essentially hit on life in the Hamptons, what kinds of twists and turns were featured on the Revenge Season 4 opener?

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On Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Season 2 Episode 10, things got crazy as a wild second season ended with a series of major developments from the cast.

The crazy part was ... we were actually on the edge of our seats, because this episode marked a departure from the usual vapid (but entertaining) nonsense.

Well, mostly.

Magic's son E.J. Johnson is the first to open up about some big news, and that's that he's thinking about doing a weight loss surgery, like Jonny Drubel.

A lap-band procedure is in his future, though he also lightens the mood on Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Season 2 Episode 10 with plans for a huge party.

Morgan Stewart and Brendan Fitzpatrick are preparing, meanwhile, for a big lunch with his mom Karyn ... to tell her that they're moving in together!

Karyn is all for it, but Morgan's mom, Susan? A tougher cookie.

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It finally happened, television fans.

Following years of hope and then months of hype, Family Guy Season 13 Episode 1 really did feature Family Guy crossing over with The Simpsons.

Could the special premiere possibly live up to the ridiculously lofty expectations of fans across the world?

Pretty much, yes, even if the meta references grew a bit tired old by hour's end ("It may have been inspired by Duff, but I like to think that it goes in a different direction," Peter said of his favorite beer, clearly also joking about his actual show).

As a recap, however, let's just run down the crossover's most memorably Family Guy quotes, lines and moments, shall we?

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Total Divas Season 3 Episode 4 was a dramatic one, as a number of surprising developments occurred, and some of them were downright scary.

Back stage at RAW, Rosa Mendes flirts with fellow WWE Diva Paige and asks if she can give her a birthday kiss later. The sexy plot thickens.

Rosa is shocked that TJ didn't do anything for Nattie's birthday, and wants to make her friend happy by doing something nice for her in his stead.

Then a scary moment on Total Divas Season 3 Episode 4: Trinity experiences some intense cramps that are a result of her birth control implant.

She's had it removed, but is still experiencing some of the rare side effects that include nonstop bleeding, which will put a damper on one's sex life.

Ironic, for a birth control device meant to make that facet of life easier, but that's neither here nor there at the moment, as she needs some medical help.

Meanwhile, Brie gets impatient with Nikki at her latest egg freezing appointment, and Nikki worries about Brie's recent, often wild mood swings.

Daniel, too, is surprised by Brie's sudden outbursts, which if you watch Total Divas online, you know are becoming only more frequent and worrisome.

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Cary Agos is a free man!!!!

For the time being, at least.

A good portion of The Good Wife Season 6 Episode 2 was dedicated to Alicia finding a way to meet Cary's $1.3 million bail.

The donation from that health club was shot down in court after it was made clear the owner has a connection to Lemond Bishop, while Alicia turned down an offer from a local businessman who clearly was after a quid pro quo if she ran for State's Attorney.

Finally, however, Alicia successfully used Cary's advice for a deposition that involved a class action suit against Chumhum, with that company putting up the cash and freeing Cary from prison.

He's out until his trial and he closed the episode by giving Alicia a hug in their office. Both noted: hey, this is the first time we've ever done this!

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Is it cold in here? Or was it Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 1?

The wildly premiere of this ABC drama aired last night, bringing with it very special appearance by Queen Elsa and her sister Anna, both of Frozen fame.

So, was all the build-up worthwhile? Let's dig in, shall we?

Via flashback we see Elsa and Anna’s parents (King Agdar and Queen Idun, looking JUST like they did on the big screen) on their fateful voyage to, we presume, the Northern Isles.

Prior to the ship making like the Titanic, Idun writes a message-in-a-bottle to the couple’s daughters, insisting to her husband, telling her husband that the kids “must know.”

Fast forward five years and Elsa and Anna are visiting their parents’ tombstones when Elsa lightens the mood with a surprise for the bride-to-be: their mom's wedding gown. However, as Anna tries it on, Elsa finds their mother’s diary, which implies it was Elsa’s fault that they took that ill-fated voyage.

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On Sunday night's The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 11, a tropical storm tore through Florida and left few survivors in its wake.

In a manner of speaking, of course.

It's not only when you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online. Every Real Housewives vacation anywhere is meant to stir up two things:

  1. Funny fish-out-of-water imagery
  2. Epic fights

This time, the scenery of Boca Raton, Florida, wasn't exotic enough for the humor of the O.C. ladies' trip to Bali, but Jim Marchese sure delivered on #2.

Relieved and cancer-free, Amber Marchese decided she and her hubby would come to Florida on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 11.

They came, and with a vengeance.

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