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There's no one left.

So Sookie laments at the conclusion of the following trailer for True Blood Season 7, which HBO unveiled last night and which gives us our first look at actual footage from this summer's episodes.

And it appears as if Bon Temps is in very bad shape, with "sick vampires" roaming about, some kind of civil war being waged and the government leaving residents "for dead," as Sookie says in part of her narration.

Prepare for the final season of this HBO classic to kick off  on June 22 and check out the new trailer now:

Remember to visit TV Fanatic if you need to watch True Blood online in order to catch up prior to the premiere.

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The Internet was taken aback this week when a photo of Julia Louis-Dreyfus nude on the Rolling Stone cover went viral.

Because the star's body is covered by the Constitution? Partly.

But mostly because it's Julia Louis-Dreyfus! She's someone you associate with actual muffin tops, thanks to a classic Seinfeld episode, not bodily muffin tops.

Still, the multiple-time Emmy winner isn't alone when it comes to baring (almost) all on the cover of a national magazine. Far from it, in fact.

Below, we've collected a number of these memorable poses, from those you'd most expect (hi, Lindsay Lohan!) to those you'd least expect:

16 Celebrities Who Have Gone Naked on Magazine Covers
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is very nude on this cover of Rolling Stone. And she looks very good.
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude

1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is very nude on this cover of Rolling Stone. And she looks very good.


Jada Pinkett Smith Nude

2. Jada Pinkett Smith Nude

Jada Pinkett Smith got very much naked for this Essence cover. It's a side typically reserved for Will Smith.


Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless

3. Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless

Looking good, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal! We may have to go see Love and Other Drugs based on this EW cover.


Katy Perry Esquire Cover

4. Katy Perry Esquire Cover

Katy Perry looks tremendous on the cover of Esquire. To the surprise of no one at THG.


Kim Kardashian W Cover

5. Kim Kardashian W Cover

Kim Kardashian going naked isn't all that shocking. But this isn't a Playboy cover, folks.


Miley Cyrus Topless Cover

6. Miley Cyrus Topless Cover

Miley Cyrus isn't wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic?


True Blood Stars Cover Rolling Stone

7. True Blood Stars Cover Rolling Stone

Think this Rolling Stone cover is racy? You should see the show!


Christina Aguilera: Naked for GQ

8. Christina Aguilera: Naked for GQ

Christina Aguilera strips WAY down for this cover of GQ. Ogle away, fellas. Ogle away.


Rihanna Topless in Esquire UK

9. Rihanna Topless in Esquire UK

Rihanna is topless on the new issue of Esquire UK. We are shocked by this news let us tell you.


Joanna Krupa: Nude for Maxim

10. Joanna Krupa: Nude for Maxim

Joanna Krupa is never shy about taking her clothes off. She does so here for an issue of Maxim.


Nude Jennifer Aniston

11. Nude Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston is nice and naked for the this issue of GQ. Inside, the article focuses on Aniston's movie career, her relationship with John Mayer and... who cares?!? She's naked!


Padma Laksmi: Nude for Page Six

12. Padma Laksmi: Nude for Page Six

Padma Laksmi is known for her cooking. But she really sizzles on this magazine cover!


Gisele: Nude for Vanity Fair

13. Gisele: Nude for Vanity Fair

You are a lucky man, Tom Brady. Gisele Bundchen proves why on this Vanity Fair cover.


Kate Winslet Naked

14. Kate Winslet Naked

Kate Winslet got nice and naked for this cover of Vanity Fair. The actress, inside, talks about life growing up as an overweight child.


Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley in Vanity Fair

15. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley in Vanity Fair

Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley team up here to get naked for Vanity Fair.


Lindsay Lohan for New York Magazine

16. Lindsay Lohan for New York Magazine

Lindsay Lohan does her best Marilyn Monroe impression here for New York Magazine. That means getting naked, of course.


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Last night's Game of Thrones Season 4 premiere got us thinking about the only other show on television that can compete with GOT in terms of the amount of lust and carnage it can pack into one episode.

You guessed it - Real Time With Bill Maher.

Just kidding, we're talking about True Blood, of course!

True Blood: 7 Sex and Violence Highlights!
Bill and Sookie from True Blood. The actors who portray them - Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin - are married in real life.
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Bill and Sookie: True Blood's Sexiest Couple

1. Bill and Sookie: True Blood's Sexiest Couple

Bill and Sookie from True Blood. The actors who portray them - Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin - are married in real life.


Jason Stackhouse Sex Scene

2. Jason Stackhouse Sex Scene

One of Jason's many sex scenes from True Blood. He's half naked in just about every scene he's in.


Alcide and Rikki: Werewolf Sex!

3. Alcide and Rikki: Werewolf Sex!

Alcide prepares for some werewolf-style sex. There are some scenes only True Blood can get away with.


Bill and Lorena Sex Scene

4. Bill and Lorena Sex Scene

Bill has a rather complex relationship with the vampire who "made" him. Here, Bill and Lorena settle their differences.


Maryann Forrester: Orgy Time!

5. Maryann Forrester: Orgy Time!

The evil Maryann Forrester prepares for some sexcapades with friends. Maryann's power over the people of Bon Temps resulted in some memorable sex scenes.


True Blood: Bill and Lorena Sex Scene

6. True Blood: Bill and Lorena Sex Scene

Bill and Lorena hooked up in the third season of True Blood. The violence that ensued made for one of the show's most memorable scenes.


True Blood Rolling Stone Cover

7. True Blood Rolling Stone Cover

Okay, it may not be a scene from the show, but this famous Rolling Stone cover sums up everything important about True Blood. In shape naked people covered in blood.


Season 7 of the hit HBO vampire soap opera doesn't premiere until June, but its never too early to start boning up (tee-hee) on all the sex, violence and shocking twists that have made the series such an enduring guilty pleasure. 

Even the most devoted fans of the series probably have a hard time keeping track of every coupling and killing. Remember the outdoor orgy orchestrated by Maryann Forrester in season 2? How about Bill and Lorena's um... head-turning hook-up from the third season?

Or, for that matter, how about any scene involving resident sex fiend Jason Stackhouse? 

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We know what waiting sucks, True Blood fans.

But at least you now know when it will be over.

HBO announced today that True Blood Season 7 will premiere on Sunday, June 22. It will be comprised of 10 episodes... the final 10 episodes in series history.

Along those lines, the network has also released the very first Season 7 teaser. It takes viewers through a number of dead character graves, pausing at the end for the headstone of True Blood itself:

Here is what we know so far about True Blood Season 7: it will depict many bare breasts.

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Filming in True Blood Season 7 is scheduled to get underway next month.

But producers have now been left scrambling to fill a role they had already thought filled, as insiders confirm to TV Line that Luke Grimes has dropped out of the series as James.

Viewers first met James last year when he got VERY close to Deborah Ann Woll's Jessica.

Luke Grimes as James

Why the switch?

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Enjoy Alexander Skarsgard nude while you can, HBO viewers.

The actor will be packing up his six-pack next summer.

Following weeks of rumors, HBO made it official today: True Blood will wrap up after next summer's 10-episode run, as confirmed today by president of programming Michael Lombardo.

True Blood Season 6 Scene

"True Blood has been nothing short of a defining show for HBO," Lombardo said. "Alan Ball took the books by Charlaine Harris, assembled a brilliant cast led by the magnificent Anna Paquin in the role of Sookie Stackhouse, and crafted a show that has taken its many devoted fans on an unforgettable journey.

"Alan passed the baton to Brian Buckner, who led our fantastic writers and crew in crafting a spectacular sixth season, and he will lead us through the seventh and final season of this amazing show. Together with its legions of fans, it will be hard to say goodbye to the residents of Bon Temps, but I look forward to what promises to be a fantastic final chapter of this incredible show."

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SPOILER ALERT: Stop reading right now if you are yet to watch last night's True Blood Season 6 finale.

On the concluding episode of this HBO drama, Sookie once again struck up a relationship with Alcide... Jason killed Warlow and enjoyed his role as a sex slave... Hep V-infected vampires made like characters on The Walking Dead and...

... Who are we kidding? Alexander Skarsgard got naked! Totally, completely, full-frontal-style naked! What else from the finale matters?!?

The scene was less erotic than it sounds, considering it teases the True Death for Skarsgard's character of Eric Northman, who thought he was safe to suntan in the buff, unaware of events back home that affected his heretofore UV-proof skin.

Watch the incredibly, literally hot scene unfold now:

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True Blood has not been messing around the last couple weeks.

Terry took a bullet seven days ago and now Nora has met the True Death, via an ingestion of Hepatitis V that left her a disintegrated mess in a sobbing Eric's arms.

Remember when this series never actually killed anyone off? Bravo to the writers for upping the stakes in such a fashion. There was no twist to the ending of "In the Evening," no last-minute save by Bill or Warlow. There was simply tears by a brother and a brave goodbye from a sister.

Farewell, Nora

Aside from the emotion it invoked, Nora's passing ought to bring Eric and Bill back together again. (No, not like that... even though this is True Blood).

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True Blood may have concluded its previous episode with the lives of Sookie, Eric and Pam in peril... but two other characters met their demise on last night's "Don't You Feel Me."

Indeed, Terry Bellefleur got his desire and got gunned down by his hired assassin, though not before viewers watched this troubled veteran at his best and happiest:

Cooking at Merlotte's. Cuddling with Arlene. Actually smiling for a change.

Rest in Peace, Terry

Elsewhere, we learned of the poisonous plans of Governor Burrell: he wants to inject Tru Blood with Hepatitis V.

Fortunately, he won't be around to see this scheme come to fruition, thanks to the coolest series killing in years: Bill ripping the politician's head off and depositing it at the foot of his statue in town.

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