Tori Spelling
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Santa Claus has a lot to deal with during the holiday season: stressed out elves, a neglected wife, washed up, desperate actresses that will write or sell anything for attention and money.

We can only imagine the strain of this fake smile on Saint Nick, as he entertains Tori Spelling and listens to her wish list of cash, fame and love.

We're guessing he preferred the company of a nice Katharine McPhee. Or a bad case of athlete's foot.

Meanwhile, it's at least safe to assume no child will put the Tori Spelling memoir on his or her Christmas list. There's a better chance that Heather Mills asks for a wheel chair as a gift than anyone reads that tiresome tome on purpose.

Pity Tori Spelling. She only received $1 million or so after her father passed away.

And she doesn't exactly look like Heidi Klum when pregnant.

So, what's the former Beverly Hills, 90210 star to do in order to pick up her spirit - and her bank account? Hold a yard sale, of course! You can't purchase Spelling's virginity there, of course, because David Silver took that a long time ago.

But maybe you can pick up a cheap, early copy of Tori's memoir. Or, apparently, lots of pornography.

Sadly, we don't know anything about a Tori Spelling sex tape, so that may not be an item on the lot. Perhaps Jessica Simpson will have a yard sale one day, though.

It's not enough for Tori Spelling to be a terrible actress. She's dead set on becoming an even worse author, as well.

The former Beverly Hills, 90210 star and husband Dean McDermott are getting ready for an Oxygen network reality show that no one will watch, but that's not enough for portrayer of Donna Martin. A memoir is in the works.
Simon & Schuster will publish the book, which promises to be almost as interesting as brewing tea will be for Kate Middleton. Spelling told USA Today that she'll probably enlist the help of a ghostwriter to spice up such stories as her first sexual experience with David Silver.

Meanwhile, Tori has yet to inform her family, with whom she's had a tense relationship, about the book, hoping it "doesn't cause any more damage."

You mean more than already exists between her and her mother, Candy Spelling? The pair has clashed ever since patriarch, Aaron, passed away and left nary $1 million for his daughter.

"I wish things were different. My mother and I have always had a difficult relationship," Spelling said. "There has always been love, and I don't doubt now that there's love."

That's always important, to not doubt there's love between yourself and your mother. We get the feeling Jayden James Federline may be wondering about that now that mommy appears to embrace going commando more than she does going home.

As for the memoir, Spelling says she wants to talk about plastic surgery ("I basically want to lay it out in my terms"), past relationships ("I want to clear up that I was never in a physically abusive relationship, but verbal abuse is just as detrimental"), and her treatment in her father's last will and testament.

We don't care about any of it.

We didn't like Tori Spelling before. She's a bad actress, a greedy daugther and a reality TV whore.

Now, however, we've really had it with the fake blonde.

On the American Music Awards last night, Spelling dared to mock Kelly Ripa.

Sort of.

Making fun of the controversy from a recent Clay Aiken appearance on Live with Regis and Kelly, Tori placed her hand over the American Idol crooner's mouth.

We at The Hollywood Gossip are not afraid to expres our support/unabashed, unrelenting love for Ripa - and it was irritating enough when Rosie O'Donnell somehow made this a gay issue. But at least she isn't as useless as Tori Spelling!

Lint in our pockets isn't as useless as Tori Spelling.

Seriously, we thought she was dead weight back in her 90210 days, and she's only regressed since.

In less angersome, music awards news:

• Britney Spears made a surprise appearance in a breast-acular strapless dress to present.
• Nicole Richie introduced her dad Lionel singing "All Night Long."
• Jamie Foxx introduced the world to his biological mother in the audience, whom he hadn't seen in many years.

And Tori Spelling continued to suck.

She's pregnant and definitely a lot less rich than her mom.

But Tori Spelling isn't letting either keep her down. She's lined up a new stint on reality TV that has been given the green light. Brace yourselves: She will star in a new series with her leering, porn-loving husband, Dean McDermott, as they choose a bed-and-breakfast in Southern California to buy and refurbish.

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Oops, sorry. We got so bored merely writing about the show's concept that we fell asleep at the keyboard. Yeah, this is bound to be a smash hit -- right about the time Lindsay Lohan decides to sober up and stop doing everything in sight.

The still-untitled show will air on the Oxygen network, with six half-hour episodes debuting next spring.

According to producer Randy Burbato, the couple "may be actors, but they're also very entrepreneurial. They wanted to create a real business."

Guess this is what happens when you get shafted out of half a billion dollars by your psychotic, evil mother. In any case, the cameras will also follow the couple as they prepare for their roles as expectant parents. Yippee.

The final episode of the show is expected to coincide with the baby's birth in March. Spelling starred in the scripted series Notorious, based on her own life, for VH1 last year. Did anyone even know that?

Come on. Is this really the best that TV has to offer these days? What is up with this snooze-fest? Who the hell is going to watch it? Where's the reality show that follows Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad in their school/dating escapes? Oh, wait...

We know Tori Spelling has enough to worry about these days. Her dad screwed her over in his will more than David Silver did in the limo with that record executive (we don't remember that her name was Ariel or anything).

Her mom also pretty much hates her.

So this may not be the best time to point out how ridiculous Tori looked recently wearing a curtain maternity outfit. But we can't help it. Especially when compared to Heidi Klum.

The Hottest Pregnant Mom-To-Be Ever has had practice at this child-bearing thing before. She's also, you know, far better looking than Spelling. So Ms. 90210 is starting from behind.

But that just means you gotta pick up your game, Tori! No longer receiving fashion advice from Brooke Hogan is probably a good start.

In the end, if Maggie Gyllenhaal can deal with being pregnant while her fiance checks out another woman's vagina, you can at least dress properly.

 

It's one thing for celebrities to sell baby photos. That's some easy, cute cash, as Britney and K-Fed are trying to earn right now through their Sutton Pierce pictures.

But pregnancy photos? Of just a tubby belly? That reaks of desperation. Why not just apply for a payday loan?

Maybe some day (soon) she will, but for now, Tori Spelling has now resorted to selling photos of her enlarged tummy to OK! magazine, for a cool $250,000.

The former Beverly Hills, 90210 star needs the money, of course, because her riff with mother Candy is partly to blame for not receiving a chunk of her late father's heritance. But there are signs this fight could be ending.

According to People magazine, Candy is "ecstatic" that Tori is expecting with husband Dean McDermott.

"If Aaron were here, I know how thrilled he would also be to share in such a happy occasion," Candy said.

He'd probably also be as shocked as we are that there's a Dustin Diamond sex tape out there.

Tori told the press that she was upset she heard about her father's death from a friend, and ever since then, the tensions have only been escalating between her and her mom. But a grandchild could change the way Candy thinks of her daughter.

Or at least lead to some cash. Just like Suri Cruise pictures did.

First, Kelly Taylor. Now, Donna Martin. The women of Beverly Hills, 90210 are celebrating the release of their show on DVDs with babies galore.

Just a couple days after Jennie Garth gave birth to her third child, Tori Spelling finally confirmed rumors that she's approximately three months along.

Will the impending new Spelling close the rift between Tori and her mother, Candy? It's hard to say. It's hard to care.

According to People magazine, the actress already plays stepmom to her husband Dean McDermott's 8-year-old son (by ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace). McDermott also has a 1-year-old adopted daughter with Eustace.

A friend of the couple says: "They're so excited."

Hey, remember the Saved by the Bell episode when Jesse sang, "I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so ... scared?" We just wanted to mention that in order to bring it back to the Screech sex tape.

At least we hope she's pregnant. For her sake.

Otherwise, she's getting kinda fat. Gross! Of course, we would really prefer that to her going Nicole Richie on us, so I guess we shouldn't complain.

In any event, the wonderful Tori Spelling has been wearing some big tops and has been showing a rather prominent bump for the past couple of weeks, so there's a good chance she's pregnant. She has also reportedly registered for a bunch of high-end baby items at chic Petit Tresor.

If she hadn't gotten the shaft from her mother over her dad's estate, maybe she would actually be able to afford them. Oh well. This just goes to show how unlikely it is that Tori will come to terms with her financial situation any time soon.

Spelling did buy a used bike and told photographers about that, however. It is not likely that Tori is scrimping on a regular basis, but it's not like we've seen her going into pawn shops or payday loan stores.

Plus, if she gets desperate, she can always rent the bicycle hourly to L.A.-area youths. Like Lindsay Lohan, everyone would get to ride that thing!

Thankfully, Tori doesn't have to rely solely on the cash she gets from tipping off photographers whenever she shops. She landed a guest gig as a gossip columnist villain on Smallville this season.

Sounds like the perfect TV role for someone of Spelling's pedigree.

The stakes in the Candy Spelling - Tori Spelling war just got a lot higher, with the buzz that Candy has unloaded her 56,000 square-foot Holmby Hills mansion for a cool $130 million, selling to an Arab prince.

The cash flow would likely fan the flames in the escalating feud between the late Aaron Spelling's widow and her estranged daugher. The inside word is that, as TMZ first reported and as Candy's reps have denied, Tori's mom gave an upscale real estate company a "pocket listing" on the mansion and that her asking price was $150 million.

Now, the buzz is that Candy (above, right) will quietly walk away with a boatload of cash, which will surely irk the soon-to-be cash-poor Tori. The 90210 star was all but disinherited by her father, as she recently discovered in papers Aaron Spelling signed four months before his death.

Tori reportedly will get less than $1 million -- a pittance compared to his vast half-billion-dollar estate. But hey, there's always porn.

Tori and Candy have been at war with each other for months, clawing it out in the tabloids and elsewhere.

Last Sunday, the pair were both present at last Sunday's Emmy Awards, but even the occasion of an emotional tribute to Aaron, the legendary TV producer, could not move the mother and daughter any closer to reconciliation.

Candy really has taken a proverbial deuce on Tori if you ask us. What a greedy psycho this woman must be. No matter how much you hate your daughter, wouldn't you give her $2-3 million out of that $130 just out of pity? Unreal.