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"Momma has to eat ice cream and make appearances at Baskin Robbins to earn us some money... I have been broke since my 90210 days ended."

They're both pregnant. They're both wearing the same green dress in the photo below. But only one is desperate for attention and the star of a ridiculous reality show.

Tori Spelling insults aside, however, do you think she looks better in the following outfit than fellow actress Jessica Alba?

Thanks to People magazine for this great collection of celebrity quotes, featuring a pair of our favorite engaged celebrities and much more ...

"I'm a huge fan of gays. They love me; I love them."
- Tori Spelling

"Four words: Treasury Secretary Hannah Montana."
- Barack Obama, in a sketch at the CMT Awards, where he, Hillary Clinton and John McCain each tried to persuade Miley Cyrus to give them tickets

"I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover."
- Pete Wentz on rumors that he got Ashlee Simpson pregnant

  "It makes my butt look big, and I like that."
- Sara Evans (with fiancé Jay Barker), on her skin-tight dress at the CMT Awards

"She wore a power suit and had a teeny, tiny resume made of candy. That you don't find in the suburbs, I don't think."
Tina Fey on her daughter applying for preschool in New York City

"Wow, wow, wow... Can I meet you?"
- Snoop Dogg to LeAnn Rimes

"I was always pale. And I'm glad that I can be open about my paleness now."
- Evan Rachel Wood

"It's incredible to be young, live here and not have to clean up your dorm room."
- Gossip Girl hunk Penn Badgley, on being a successful actor in N.Y. City

Tori Spelling has done nothing of substance since Beverly Hills, 90210. Now, the desperate action wants to go back to her past.

Spelling has made it clear she wants a role on the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake the CW is hilariously developing.

"My dad always wanted to do a new version of 90210, so I'm sure he will be beaming from above!" Spelling said. "And I'd love to somehow be a part of it. That as well would make my dad proud!"

What kind of role does the awful actress envision for herself?

"Well, I am a mom now, proud to say, but obviously too young to have a teenager, so maybe I could be one of the main character's young stepmom," said Spelling, who is expecting her second child. "Playing the funny sex ed teacher at the high school would be funny, too, considering Donna Martin was America's most infamous virgin."

Do you wanna see Tori Spelling in the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake?

In Touch is reporting that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are expecting another baby, less than a year after Tori gave birth to son Liam.

Don't worry. We're sure they'll exploit this child by making a reality show about it.

On the surface, Tara Conner and Tori Spelling might seem very different. But let's delve a bit deeper:

They each star in reality shows, Pageant Place and Inn Love, respectively. They're first names sound similar and neither has a discernible talent.

Also, as evidenced below, Conner and Spelling share the same taste in celebrity fashion.

What would fellow beauty pageant contestants, such as Katie Rees, think about the fact that Conner dresses just like Spelling?

Those are the worst of ESPN's The Sports Gal, not us. Although we so agree! A costumed Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott recently went back in time - to the '20s - to film an episode of their reality TV show, Tori and Dean: Inn Love.

Perhaps they should have instead traveled back to 1997... to the day Donna Martin graduates! Oh yeah! We're here all day folks. We're here all day.

In any event, here's a picture of Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott, their son Liam and their dog. We never thought we'd say this, but maybe Tori should stick to working with the Pussycat Dolls. This reality thing? Not working...

Tori Spelling: Eking out a living any way a talentless hack can.

During her performance over the weekend, Tori Spelling put the "Y" in Pussycat Dolls.

As in: Why the heck did this group of typically attractive women invite this eye sore on stage?

Somewhere, Nicole Scherzinger is grateful she left to start a solo career.

And Asia Nitollano is scoffing at those that think she should have joined the group.

Tori Spelling in The Pussycat Dolls? That's akin to Minka Kelly being in The Ugly Girls.

Tori Spelling could scarcely act well enough to deserve her role on Beverly Hills, 90210.

So now some fools think she'd make a good lead on Broadway?!?

The New York Post reports that the Spelling and husband Dean McDermoot are "are currently in talks" with Chicago producers to strut their stuff in the high-stepping, vaudeville-style musical.

We think Drake Bell and Vanessa Hudgens should be considered for the roles instead.

As of now, though, rumors suggest that Spelling and McDermott would play the roles of Roxie Hart, the murderous heroine of the story, and that of her crooked lawyer, Billy Flynn.

The production has seen other married couples in these parts: Amy Spanger and Michael C. Hall, as well as Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin, have starred in this current incarnation of Chicago.

Perhaps the most famous guest star to land in the long-running revival musical, however, was Usher. He portrayed Flynn for a few months in 2006.

There was no Tameka Foster sighting on stage, however, to the delight of the singer's fans.

What, no David Silver, Jr.?

Tori Spelling gave birth yesterday to a boy with husband actor Dean McDermott.

The couple christened the child Liam Aaron McDermott, disappointing those who had hoped it would be named in honor of Tori's Bevery Hills, 90210 boyfriend.

Liam weighed 6 lbs, 6 oz - or nearly as much as Keira Knightley - and was born at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Spelling and McDermott were married in May 2006 and have been going broke ever since. This is the first child for Spelling and second child for McDermott, who has a son from a previous marriage.

The countdown is now on to see if we'll get pics of little Liam before actual photos of Jayden James Federline.

A source close to the couple says: "Everyone is happy and healthy."

With the exception of Dylan McKay, that is. We assume he's off brooding somewhere.