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They're gorgeous, they're happy and they're almost never seen too far from the other one's side.

Yet somehow Tony Parker and Eva Longoria always fly under the celebrity couple radar. People are more interested in drama (Hello, Jon and Kate Gosselin!) than marital bliss. It's sad, really.

But that may soon change, now that the basketball star and the Desperate Housewives actress have posed for a very sexy ad campaign with trench coat maker London Fog. We challenge the public not to discuss the pair now!

“It was fun to work together," Parker said. "London Fog is always classy and beautiful and we knew we were in good hands for the campaign. The coats and bags were gorgeous; I am a huge fan of trench coats and all the London Fog trenches were amazing."

True. But these posters just make us hate the attire. Take the coats away and we'd be seeing Eva Longoria nude! Stupid articles of clothing.

Still, the pics are hot. Click on more of them below:

Gisele Bundchen recently said that Tom Brady hates having his picture taken. Now we know why - he apparently chokes harder than he did in Super Bowl XLII.

Seriously, Tom. Way to ruin an otherwise perfect photo of your gorgeous wife. Your job is quite simple. Just stand there and let her do the work next time.

Okay, so Gisele still looked pretty stunning at the star-studded Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City on Monday night.

Another sports star in attendance? Tony Parker, who accompanied his wife, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, who shined in a backless black DvF gown.

Which couple do you think looked better at the event, which featured fashionable celebs ranging from supermodels to the Olsen Twins? Tell us below ...

Which couple looked better?

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have been married for about a year.

And, according to the Desperate Housewives star, everything is perfect so far.

"Married life agrees with me because I'm very traditional and I'm very domestic and Tony is the same way," the actress told Extra, adding that a litter of adorable children will soon be on the way:

"We can't wait to start a family. I'm so excited about that chapter in our lives and you'll know what it happens."

During the San Antonio Spurs vs. New Orleans Hornets playoff game last night, one New Orleans fan came up with a creative way to distract point guard Tony Parker:

This Eva Longoria cut-out must have worked: Parker's Spurs lost to the Hornets, 101-79. They're down three games to two in the series.

Remember when X17 - a celebrity photo agency - made the tiny mistake of accusing Tony Parker of having an affair with model Alexandra Paressant? Despite the fact that, you know, the Spurs guard had never met the gold digger?

Well, months later, the company posted an apology to Parker and wife Eva Longoria:

"X17online.com and X7 [sic], Inc. regret having been misled by Ms. Paressant and her representatives and apologize to Mr. Parker for any damage or inconvenience this may have caused him or his wife."

In a related story, Ashley Dupre would like to apologize to Eliot Spitzer for any inconvenience her charging him money for sex may have caused.

Simply stating that he has never met Alexandra Paressant isn't enough for Tony Parker.

The basketball star has filed a lawsuit against X17, the celebrity photo agency that posted articles and text messages alleging that he cheated on Eva Longoria shortly after the couple were married.

TMZ has obtained the suit's documents, in which Parker claims X17 defamed him: "X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source."

X17 was not shy in stating that Alexandra Paressant had "an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria and that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months."

Tony Parker is taking action, filing a lawsuit and basically saying: "I've seen Eva Longoria nude. Why would I cheat?!?"

According to the lawsuit, Parker is especially baffled that the company did not try to "verify the information with Mr. Parker, Ms. Longoria, any of their representatives or....anyone else who might have knowledge of the truth or falsity of the allegations."

The suit seeks $20 million and adds: "Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant."

Now, if only John Edwards would follow this example and file a suit against Rielle Hunter, it might go a long way toward clearing his name.

Tony Parker should send a case of French wine to Casey Aldridge.

By getting Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant, Aldridge has taken attention away from pretty much every other story in the entertainment news world. Chief among them?

The supposed affair basketball star Tony Parker had with Alexandra Paressant.

Tony Parker says he has never even met this model, let alone seen Alexandra Paressant nude.

A lawyer for Parker, however, has come out and done more than simply deny the accusation toward his client: he's stated that Eva Longoria's husband has never even met Paressant.

"Tony adamantly and unconditionally denies ever having laid eyes on this woman, let alone having had an affair with her," said Stanton "Larry" Stein of the firm Dreier Stein & Kahan. "The allegations of the supposed affair are entirely false and fabricated."

As for the news that both Jamie Lynn and Lily Allen were knocked up? Stein had no comment.

Take that, Alexandra Paressant.

Eva Longoria is standing by her embattled husband, showing up L.A.'s Staples Center for the San Antonio Spurs game against the L.A. Lakers on Thursday.

Tony Parker, the Spurs' point guard, sprained his ankle and sat out of the game while Eva Longoria mingled with pals Mario Lopez and Ryan Seacrest.

San Antonio was defeated, but Longoria and Parker are doing their best to reign victorious over Alexandra Paressant, an attention-seeking model who claims that Parker cheated on Eva with her. She claims certain text messages prove this.

Actress Eva Longoria and basketball star Tony Parker, who wed this summer, have not been rattled by rumors that he had an affair with model Alexandra Paressant.

Undeterred, Eva and Tony dined out with some friends after the game at the hot Hollywood sushi restaurant Katsuya. It wasn't the pair's only sighting Thursday, as Parker was on hand as Longoria shot a new L'Oréal commercial.

"[Tony Parker] went straight into Eva's trailer," an onlooker tells Us Weekly. "She was already on set when he arrived but he waited for her to come back. She came back with a big smile on her face and acted as if nothing could possibly be wrong."

As long as there's no semen involved.

Alexandra Paressant is intent on proving she isn't a liar.

The French model, who claims to have slept with Tony Parker during his marriage to Eva Longoria, is following up that accusation with a few text messages sent to her from the basketball star.

Each of the following were originally written in French:

• "Are you coming or not? I would love to see you."
• "I'm at the hotel, relax. We're going to see each other on Thur. anyway."
• "I'm back in Barcelona; call me when you get back."
• "Come; I'm at the Park Hyatt."

Of course, as the J.R. Rotem/Britney Spears preganancy story proved, it's easy to fake a text message. So, what do you think:

Did Paressant sleep with Parker?

Alexandra Paressant claims that Tony Parker has seen - and touched - her being a lot more naked than she is here.

Tony Parker is a championship basketball player for the San Antonio Spurs.

But is he also a world class cheater on wife Eva Longoria?

Alexandra Paressant certainly says so, as the model claims she met the basketball star as his July wedding to the actress and then began to exchange sexually explicit text messages and phone calls when he was in Paris in September.

They slept together, she alleges, and continued seeing each other night after night in Paris until he left to San Antonio a short time later.

"We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things," she said. "She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne."

Raise your hand if you actually believe Alexandra Paressant had an affair with Tony Parker. Thank you. Neither do we.

Look, even if those accusations are true, Parker still gets to see Eva Longoria nude. That would be enough to keep any man loyal.

Despite the attention Paressant has received for her remarks, the Desperate Housewives star stands by her man: "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband," she said in a statement released through her rep.

The attention-seeking model won't shut up, however, saying Parker has told her he wasn't want kids and replied to her question about the public finding out about their affair with: "People can think whatever they want."

In the end, we'd still like to believe Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson. She said:

"These allegations are completely, 100% false and untrue. All high profile couples fall victim to these sorts of things in the course of their relationships. It appears that this is not the first time this woman has used an athlete to gain public notoriety."

It's true. Paressant has also dated soccer star Ronaldinho. She's so busted!