Tila Tequila nude photos.

That’s what people expect to see when they visit this vixen’s MySpace page. That’s how she became famous in the first place.

Earlier this week, however, those visiting the online home of this reality TV star were greeted by the following, bitter poem:

Can’t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy…..—- you. My —.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can’t deny. You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.

Smile on my face, the loving embrace….but instead I’ll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it’s over —–….You better start running.
Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.

The words and threats are likely aimed at Kristy Morgan, the winner of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, who proceeded to reject the key to Tila’s heart in front of the entire world.

Fortunately for Morgan, Tequila’s anger may already be fading. Following the poem, she posted this promise on her MySpace blog:

Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile….brings another day!

Hang in there, Tila. Hang in there with all your might!

Kristy Morgan who?!?

Despite being rejected by the aforementioned former Playboy model on the second season of her reality show, Tila Tequila keeps her head (and fake boobs) held high during a visit to MTV’s Total Request Live this week.

And why shouldn’t the MySpace vixen be feeling good? A third season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is pretty much guaranteed now, assuring the reality TV star at least 15 more minutes of fame.

Hang in there, Tila Tequila! True love is one more season of reality TV away!

Kristy Morgan should date Brad Womack.

As millions of shocked women know, the latter reality TV star actually turned down both finalists on The Bachelor a couple seasons ago, making him the scorn of all female existence.

Last night, meanwhile, Morgan pulled a Womack.

She was chosen as the winner of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila… only to reject the show’s star because the script called for it in order to ensure a third season of this dating competition she was confused.

Kristy Morgan once posed nude for Playboy. She really did seem like the perfect mate for Tila Tequila.

One might wonder why Morgan remained on the series given her feelings, or lackthereof.

But that would only be apt if one first accepted the premise that a woman (Tila Tequila) who was famous for posing naked a lot and having a lot of MySpace friends was actually on reality television to find true love (in either a man or a woman!) and not to simply garner as much publicity for herself as possible.

During a recent interview with King Magazine, Tila Tequila spoke to critics that question her sexuality. Here are excerpts:

Do you ever find being bisexual to be totally exhausting?

Not really. People have a misconception that just because you’re bisexual, you’re turned on by everyone everywhere you go. That’s totally not true. I think it’s more fun being bisexual, because sometimes you want to get away from guys. And then you go back to girls and you get something totally new and different. Then, after a while, that gets boring, so you go back. It’s always nice to have so many options.

Tila Tequila has a crude message for all that question her bisexuality legitimacy.

What about the people who say you’re not really bisexual, that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show?
They can suck my dick…

If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe.

Here are more Tila Tequila photos from the magazine’s shoot. Click on each one now for a larger version…

Tila Tequila is more than a reality star, with a million MySpace friends, that likes to pose naked.

She’s a symbol of social justice!

After all, the bisexual claims her MTV reality show - A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila - played a role in California recently dropping its ban on gay marriage.

“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she said. “Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]…. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

This is unequivocally true.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have Tila Tequila to thank for their upcoming nuptials.

If Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are afraid to go public with their relationship, an expert on cooked up, same-sex romance has some advice for the rumored couple:

“I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine,” Tila Tequila said at the MTV Movie Awards last night. “Just go all out with it! If you’re going to do something, do it all out.”

Look, Lindsay and Samantha, if you don’t follow the wisdom of a reality TY star who says her ideal mate is “someone who can help me carry my purse and my lip gloss,” then who are you gonna listen to?

When Lindsay Lohan is through with Samantha Ronson, maybe she should give Tila Tequila a call.

Tila Tequila is a busty busy woman.

The MySpace vixen and reality TV star is in the middle of penning Hooking Up With Tila Tequila, an advice book that promises in-depth thoughts on love and family.

Somehow, though, Tila found time to pose for a photo shoot in Blender this month. Here she is on the cover of that magazine:

We’re set to give you more than just this one shot of Tila Tequila, though.

Click out the following thumbnails, the first three of which are also courtesy of the Blender photo shoot - and the fourth we just tossed in to be nice…

The second season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila will have “a lot more drama” than the original. So says the bisexual at the center of this reality show.

What else did Tila Tequila have to say about her taste in men and/or women?

“Well, I’m really not into bimbos,” she said in a recent interview. “Male or female. People don’t believe me when I say that, but it’s true. I like smart people I can relate to on an emotional and mature level.”

We’ve heard that’s also the reason why Reggie Bush is dating Kim Kardashian.

As for which gender she prefers, Tequila makes Bill Maher look like a conservative with her open-mindedness:

“I’m more into the person than the gender. Girls are soft, and we get each other and can have deep conversations. Men are nice, too, because they feel strong and secure.”

More than anything, the person who will get to see Tila Tequila nude on a regular basis must be grounded.  This MySpace celebrity isn’t looking for the biggest party animal:

“People have this perception that I’m a wild party girl, out every night. But the truth is I’m at home, watching the History Channel.”

Right. The History of Sex Channel, we bet!

Sorry, Bobby Banhart.

But after winning season one of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, you had your chance to fully win over this MySpace vixen. You failed. She moved on. And the second season of this dating competition begins tonight.

So many dating series-related questions come to mind regarding the new season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila:

• Will Tila Tequila break out a Matt Grant-like British accent in order to sound as adorable as this year’s version of The Bachelor?
• Will she borrow Bret Michaels’ bandana?
• Will Daisy De La Hoya make an appearance?
• Will season three be filmed simultaneously?

Guess we’ll need to tune in in order to find out the answers to these questions and so many more.

What else are we gonna watch, the Pennsylvania Primary results? Just call us when Hillary Clinton drops out.

There’s one reason - and one reason only - why Tila Tequila is famous: She poses for scantily clad pictures. Lots and lots of scantily clad pictures.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. In fact, there’s a whole lot right with it. Check out a series of these Tila Tequila photos now: