Tila Tequila
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Tila Tequila has so much to learn from Speidi and Kim Kardashian.

In this day and age, it's perfectly simple - nay, encouraged! - for talentless celebrities to garner attention merely by making appearances at clubs and/or pretending to have a beef with NBC.

Tila, however, has not even mastered these simple steps to quasi fame and glory. The former Penthouse Pet knows of only two ways to make headlines:

1. Take off her clothes;
2. Come up with outright lies, such as claiming she is pregnant.

In the video below, Tequila resorts to her first love: stripping.

As she explains at the outset (following an introduction, french kiss of the camera and hyena-like laugh), Tila isn't getting nearly naked solely for attention. Of course not!

She's answering the "grind off" challenge set forth by random singer Spectacular, whose video we've posted after this article's jump.

For now, enjoy Tila simply being Tila, as she tries to extend this contest to other, actually talented celebs by staring into the camera and saying: Beyonce, Ciara, Lady Gaga... y'all bring it! (Editor's note: they won't.)

Tila Tequila Striptease

To what grind off is Tequilla referring?

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Poor Tila Tequila.

She wants so badly to be the next Kim Kardashian or Spencer Pratt, celebrities that have mastered the art of garnering attention for themselves without actually doing anything noteworthy.

But Tila can't figure out how. Therefore, she resorts to straight up lying. First, she says her and Ray J are totally in love. Next, she Tweets that she's pregnant.

While we can't confirm the falsity of the relationship with everyone's favorite amateur porn director, the bikini photos below prove that Tequila is far from knocked up. They were taken during a recent trip to Granada, Nicaragua...

Click on the images above to enlarge each one, and search for more at Tila's official website.

It's difficult to believe anything Tila Tequila says.

So forgive us for taking this Twitter post with a grain of salt as large as Tila's fake boobs. But the reality star and naked model posted the following message on her account a couple days ago:

"I'm gonna tell y'all something REAL FAST, then delete it ok?... Since nobody is awake... reason why I've been feeling sick on and off lately is because yes, I am pregnant!"

True to her attention-grabbing word, Tequila deleted the Tweet shortly thereafter.

So, who might the father be? Tila did claim she was banging Ray J a few weeks ago. However, she also displayed the following Tweet a few days prior to the aforementioned post, hinting at her baby daddy's identity:

"I'm talking about someone very very very very very f**king famous! He is like A-list famous and you follow him on Twitter too."

Sorry, Ray J. But you're no A-lister.

Carrie Prejean is really gonna hate this.

A trio of celebrities - one gay, one straight and one bisexual - has come together to help film a PSA on behalf of the NOH8 Campaign.

The video below is a response to today's ruling by California's Supreme Court, which held up that state's Prop 8 ban against gay marriage.

We're advocates for equal rights, but it's hard to see how anyone can take your cause too seriously when Tila Tequila - a woman who forced potential suitors on her VH1 reality show to eat pig vagina in order to prove their worth as a love interest - is a prominent voice for it.

NOH8 Campaign

It's hard to believe that women named Cocktail and Tila Tequila don't get along.

But after the latter referred to the former's boyfriend, Ray J, as "her baby," and specifically said that she was dating the sex tape director, it's little wonder Cocktail takes issue with Tequila.

In a new video, the For the Love of Ray J champion is sitting on a bar, donning lingerie and sending a message to Tila: step the f$%k off! Watch below:

Cocktail Taunts Tila

Tila Tequila is up there with Speidi in terms of her ability to generate publicity out of nowhere, which makes us wonder if that's all this latest rumor is.

The MySpace celebrity took to her blog this morning to declare her love for her new boyfriend - reportedly none other than fellow reality star Ray J.

A match made in celebrity gossip heaven if ever there were one.

Just last month, Ray J and Cocktail completed a poignant journey of self-discovery and romance on For The Love Of Ray J. But is this Cocktail already on the rocks?

Tila's blog suggests so. Check out what she wrote:

“My baby is Ray J ... and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love. He is so sweet to me and makes me melt every time I see him. I love my baby ... so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!! I think we make the cutest couple ... don't you?????”

She included a sexy video (below) she shot for her alleged new man, and then went on to plug their Twitter accounts, on which they both recently tweeted to each other lovingly. Does this reek of an enormous sham to anyone else?

Who cares, honestly.

Just check out Tila showing Courtneay Semel, Billy Corgan, some random girl and countless others what they're missing on in her alleged tribute to Ray J:

A Very Special, Slutty Tila Tequila Video

They are both occasional lesbians in constant need of attention.

They have both posed nude for well-known men's magazines.

Now, following the news that Aubrey O'Day is likely to take over for Tila Tequila (and The Ikki Twins) on MTV's bisexual dating competition, A Shot at Love, it seemed like a no-brainer to ask readers which desperate woman they'd be least likely to kick out of bed.

Don't worry, based on the subject's stated sexual preferences, both men and women can answer this question: Who would you rather...

The Hills' Lauren Conrad, Dancing with the Stars' Melissa Rycroft, The Girls Next Door's Holly Madison, Fergie, two Hiltons (Paris and Perez) and loads of other stars hit up US Weekly's annual Hot Hollywood Style bash in Hollywood last night.

The celebration of celebrity fashion and the celebs we love took place at the hot new club MyHouse and proved to be a bonanza for gossip and style followers.

Who looked fab, and who looked drab? Who's the Hottest in Hollywood in your opinion? Click to enlarge tons of celebrity pictures from the event and tell us!

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

The bad news is that Billy Corgan has a penis.

The good news is that the former Smashing Pumpkins singer is just famous enough to create a new set of headlines for Tila Tequila.

The occasional lesbian showed up at Bravo's A-List Awards this weekend, arm-in-arm with someone clearly immune to STDs and/or embarrassment Corgan. The musician has previously been linked to Courtney Love, causing us to ask:

Is Tila a step up or a step down?

There's more of Tequila and Corgan below. Click on each image to enlarge it...

[Photos: Splash News]

The following Tila Tequila traits are fake:

• Her name;
• Her sexual preference;
• Her friendship with Meghan McCain.

But what about the attention-starved celebrity's most valuable asset? Might Tequila's breasts be pumped full of more plastic than a Barbie doll?

Study them for yourself and let us know:

Tila Tequila's boobs are...