Tiffany Pollard
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In March, the national unemployment rate rate hit 8.5 percent, the highest in more than 25 years. It will likely climb to 10 percent by the end of 2009.

But why should millions of people out of work prevent Tiffany Pollard and VH1 from shamelessly exploiting the job market?!?

Having (shockingly!) failed to find an acting gig in New York Goes to Hollywood, the waste of Oxygen is set to star in yet another reality show.

On May 4, New York Goes to Work premieres. Throughout the series, viewers will vote on the variety of jobs that Pollard attempts to keep. If she impresses employers, she'll collect a cash prize; if Pollard quits or gets fired, she gets nothing.

Except publicity and the temporary possession of an occupation that a hard-working American might actually need to support his family, that is.

Click on the promo images of Pollard below to enlarge images of her making a mockery of the job market...

Sometimes, monumentally large breasts and bling-covered fingers aren't enough to garner one the sort of attention one craves.

Fortunately, Tiffany Pollard found a solution for this problem last night: a bright pink wig.

The reality TV star donned such a get-up at her 27th birthday party, as the woman known as "New York" reminded us all that the Apocalypse is near...

America's Next Top Model, she is not.

After Tiffany Pollard made a catwalk appearance on a recently celebrity fashion show, meant to raise money for charity, we were left with three thoughts:

1. Tiffany Pollard is a celebrity?
2. She belongs on an ugly dogwalk instead;
3. Snaps, yo!

Check out the following Pollard picture at your own peril:

Tiffany Pollard sat down with the network that created her this week and opened up to VH1 about a number of topics. Chief among them?

Her dreams of being taken seriously as an actress; and her huge breasts.

On being an actress: I’m not one to compare myself to other people. Also, I don’t take myself too seriously. That said, I just want to be the best Tiffany. As far as this A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list thing, I don’t want nobody classing me into any type of group. All I’m here to do is be myself and see how I can fit myself into this L.A. acting thing.

I’m not trying to have these false hopes. You have to get in where you fit in, so you can still be happy and support yourself, being who you’re supposed to be.

With a stunning look such as this, how can Tiffany Pollard not make it as an actress?

On giant boobs: I think I’m gonna be slipping back into the doctor’s chair really soon because I want to get them redone. I want to go a little bit smaller. Just because my boobs, they look good and everything, but they’re taking the fun out of shopping sometimes. What happens is every part of a top can fit, but then when you get to the boobs, it won’t fit.

I’m such a hard person to fit right now that I think I need to go down a couple of cup sizes so I can have fun shopping again.

For those hoping the Tiffany Pollard/Tailor Made break-up stories were mere rumors, close your eyes.

In the following video, evidence is presented in the form of the the reality TV star known as "New York" dishing on her failed, fake relationship with the man that supposedly won her heart during I Love New York 2.

The clip is a promotion for New York Goes To Hollywood, the ridiculous series premiering on Monday that focuses on Pollard's attempt to make it as an actress. No offense, Tiffany, but there's a better chance of Rielle Hunter becoming First Lady some day.

Enjoy the video now:

With fellow talentless, often-nude Q-list celebrities such as Tila Tequila and Jennifer Toof taking up the reality TV spotlight these days, Tiffany Pollard had to do something to draw attention back to herself.

And we're not talking about a sex tape this time.

Instead, Pollard has chosen to skank up a couple of Hollywood icons in a series of promotional pictures for her upcoming show, New York Goes to Hollywood.

For example, take a look at the following recreation of Marilyn Monroe. It's a photo that must have Joe Dimaggio and John F. Kennedy rolling in their respective graves...

Click on the following shots of Tiffany Pollard to see how else she can make a mockery of past Hollywood stars...

Tiffany Pollard is single again, having dumped George Weisgerber (a.k.a. Tailor Made) and will no doubt be entertaining new suitors before long.

But would you really want to love New York in the physical sense?

The Hollywood Gossip is torn on Tiffany Pollard. We make our interns watch her show, of course... but we don't know if she's all that attractive.

Would you go there? Tell us what you think by posting a comment ...

Tiffany Pollard: Would you hit it?

With a new reality show - New York Goes to Hollywood - debuting on August 4, Tiffany Pollard had two choices when it came to garnering attention for the series:

1. Make a sex tape with supposed soul mate, Tailor Made;
2. Break up with Tailor Made.

Pollard has chosen the latter.

Reports are coming in that say the quasi celebrity has ended her relationship with the man chosen as the winner of I Love New York 2, VH1's skankier version of The Bachelorette.

"New York broke it with a level of cruelty that only New York can give - and [Tailor Made] didn't take it well ... we were actually worried about him," a network insider said.

Naturally, the break up was ugly, it was messy - and it was caught on tape for all to see.

"It was very compelling video - so of course it will be included on New York Goes to Hollywood," the source added.

Sorry, DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak. Another reality TV relationship coming to an end doesn't bode well for this new couple.

If there's one thing the celebrity gossip world can't get enough of, it's crazy skanks looking for 15 minutes of fame via nude photos and sex tapes.

But if there's a second thing, it's the celebrity engagement! We've had so many to cover lately, we feel like it's our job! NOTE: It is. So great.

Our new poll, which you may vote in any time HERE or by scrolling down on the right-hand side, asks which celeb couple will tie the knot first.

With seven tandems to choose from, we've come up with some key reasons why each might be the first to walk down the aisle - and why they might not ...

1. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

Why They'll Be First: New album just dropped, wedding makes great PR.
Why They Won't: Crazy Joe Simpson is probably shopping the rights to the reality show for it as we speak. Negotiations take time.

2. Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge

Why They'll Be First: She got pregnant at 16, why push this back?
Why They Won't: She's knocked up until summer, then needs a few months to lose the baby weight ... someone else on this list could sneak in before that.

3. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

Why They'll Be First: Will stop at nothing for money, publicity.
Why They Won't: Fight a lot on The Hills, already broke off engagement.

4. Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker (above)

Why They'll Be First: Have you seen Brooklyn Decker in a bikini?
Why They Won't: Summer and fall are the busiest seasons on the ATP tour.

5. Tiffany Pollard and Tailor Made

Why They'll Be First: He's Tailor Made for her (sorry).
Why They Won't: She's starring in another reality series this summer, New York Goes to Hollywood. Tailor Made (George Weisgerber) may have issues with the directors she'll have to sleep with to get parts.

6. Jared Padalecki and Sandra McCoy

Why They'll Be First: How can any couple pass up the opportunity to be known as McCadalecki?
Why They Won't: Perpetual protests by celebrity gossip outlets that will need to spell McCadalecki.

7. Sara Evans and Jay Barker

Why They'll Be First: People says they're "over the moon."
Why They Won't: Total wild cards. Unpredictable. Sara Evans' last marriage also ended with accusations of Craig Schelske's porn addiction. Those things make one wary to walk down the aisle again. Trust us.

Click here to vote in this and other Hollywood Gossip polls.

George Weisgerber and Tiffany Pollard were recently spotted in Miami.

As drunken and disheveled as these two often look, we gotta hand it to the couple: they've actually managed to turn a reality TV show pairing into a successful match. Matt Grant can only hope he has the same success on this season of The Bachelor.

Meanwhile, Pollard has agreed to star in a spin-off of her hit series, I Love New York. In VH1's New York Goes to Hollywood, her attempt to break into the acting business will be chronicled.

Lord help us all.