The Virgin Diaries made its (sort of) anticipated premiere Sunday, and TLC's new gawk-fest was every bit as "educational" or exploitative as you would expect.
Viewers of the TLC show soon found out that Shanna and Ryan - whose awkward wedding day kiss was promoted in previews, soon consummate their marriage.
The results of their first fornication foray? Mixed.
After losing their virginity together on their wedding night, Ryan said: "It was good, but not as good as I was expecting ... It was not really like in the movies."
No man, it's really not. Feel ya.
Get a room you two!!
Shanna, meanwhile, tries to put a positive spin on it, calling sex with her man "an amazing experience" despite the fact that she found intercourse itself "really painful."
Earlier, contemplating the V-card swap, she admitted she was worried. "I’m a little nervous," she said. Nervous about actual intercourse I would say. Scared."
Poor girl. At least it couldn't have gone on long.