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Kendra Wilkinson thinks Karissa and Kristina Shannon suck... in a bad way!

At this weekend's Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion, one of Hugh Hefner's former girlfriends had harsh words for two of his new ones.

Asked about the 19-year old Shannon twins, Wilkinson said: “There will only be original Girls Next Door… I would appreciate it if they would be a little bit more thankful. I don’t feel like they’re thankful."

Sounds like the naughty sisters need to be punished. Hef can probably think of a few ways to take care of that.

Watch the video of Kendra speaking out on Karissa and Kristina below:

Kendra Disses the Twins

Hugh Hefner has trouble recognizing women with their clothes on.

During a recent public appearance with new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the Playboy founder looks utterly perplexed. And really short.

As Hef stares at Karissa (or Kristina), and Kristina (or Karissa) stands idly by, it's easy to forget that this guy is older than John McCain. Let's cut him some slack and remember:

Hefner typically only sees the backside of women in bed. He probably had no idea Karissa and Kristina were even twins.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon are making themselves right at home in the Playboy Mansion. And we have the pictures to prove it!

Or they do, to be exact.

The twins have updated their MySpace page to include shots of them posing in lingerie with friends in their new room; hanging out in the mansion's hot tub and feeding a monkey. No, that isn't a euphemism for sex.

One of the sisters - please don't ask us which - is actually feeding a monkey...

Over the years, it's become astoundingly obvious that Hugh Hefner can have as many girls at once as he wants to.

Seriously, how many foursomes do you think the guy had with Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt... per night?

Now, of course, Hef's latest conquests are a pair of 19-year old twins named Karissa and Kristina Shannon. And we have no doubt he could - and does! - invite both into his room each and every evening for a few rounds of old man sex.

But what if he couldn't? What if Hefner were limited to just one sister? Which should he choose?

Which of the Shannon twins is hotter?

Having stared at an 82-year old man's ass for the last few weeks, Karissa and Kristina Shannon must have jumped all over the chance to attend Los Angeles Fashion Week.

As you can see, the new girlfriends of Hugh Hefner took advantage of the opportunity by sitting in the front row of a fashion show, dressing exactly alike and ogling possible sex companions for later that night.

Mmmm... I could get behind that. Or in front of it. Which side do you want, sis?

It's difficult for The Hollywood Gossip staff to keep up with Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

We have no idea how an 82-year old Hugh Hefner does it.

Here's the latest on Hef's 19-year old girlfriends:

Erica Civello, the woman Karissa and Kristina were charged with attacking in January, is getting her side of the story out. She says the night in question turned ugly the her and the twins, along with Erica’s boyfriend Ben, decided to go out partying after they got off work.

“We all went over to my friend Nicky’s house but after a while one of them, Kristina, wanted to go home and was acting all stupid slamming the gates outside,” Civello told Scandalist.

“She was trying to physically kick people, I’m not sure if she was playing around or not. She was in a really mad mood because she just wanted to leave. I started arguing with Kristina and we started fighting, when from behind one of them came up behind me and knocked me out cold with a bottle.”

According to Erica, the blow led to a concussion, a broken nose and a cut on her head. Here's a photo of her, taken soon after the incident:

According to Erica Civello, Karissa and Kristina Shannon were responsible for this damage.

Erica says beatdown wasn't even the strangest part of the night, however.

“The twins were taken outside and were bragging about what they did, saying my blood tasted good. Apparently one of them even licked her hand which had my blood on it, which is pretty weird,” Erica, who did just claim she was knocked out cold, said.

As for the Shannon sisters' new role as Hefner’s live-in girlfriends?

“I don’t think they deserve a break like that, it makes me sick to my stomach,” Civello said.

That's the same reaction typical 19-year olds would have when it comes to sex with an 82-year old man.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon can't deny they were arrested earlier this year for battery. After all, there are police records and stuff.

But Karissa told St. Petersburg police that a coworker's boyfriend - some dude named Ben - attacked Kristina while they were partying at their coworker's apartment in January. Don't you just hate when that happens?

The incident report has been uncovered, revealing the following quotes and details related to the Shannon twins' shady past. To wit:

• "Ben and Kristina started to argue," Karissa said of the melee. "Ben was calling Kristina names and making her cry. Ben hit Kristina. He then hit her with a beer bottle."
• From there, Karissa added that their coworker, Erica, her boyfriend in the attack, hitting Kristina in the "mouth, head and nose."
• Consequently, Karissa pulled Erica's hair to get her away from Kristina. In a tough break, though,, the jolt resulted in the coworker running into a wall and falling over.
• Oh, and the entire incident took place after Ben attempted to sell the twins Xanax.

Despite the fracas, the twins had no idea they were in trouble.

When cops told Karissa and Kristina to get "up against the wall and spread 'em," they assumed it was a typical Saturday night.

Hugh Hefner looks thrilled to be photographed here with new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Sounds like they're the type to bring handcuffs to bed.

Hugh Hefner is out with the old and in with the really, really young.

As various celebrity gossip outlets are reporting, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson have been replaced with Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

While the former pair (along with Bridget Marquardt) helped make The Girls Next Door into a hit reality show, the latter twins are helping to make the Playboy Mansion into some sort of detention center.

But ratings and police records aside, we wanna know if you think Hefner has upgraded or downgraded his girlfriend collection.

Who is hotter: Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson or Karissa and Kristina Shannon?

You'd think twins that pose naked together would get along very well.

But celebrity gossip site TMZ reports that Karissa Shannon was arrested in November 2007 for kicking Kristina Shannon in the face. That's some seriously tough love.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon were not always this close. Or this naked.

According to the police report: When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside her apartment, "wearing only blue jean pants" and "bleeding from her nose." As for Karissa? She was standing over her sister and asking who had done this, "as if she had no idea what had happened."

However, a neighbor said he witnessed one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though "he could not identify which sister was which." We wonder if Hugh Hefner has the same problem in bed. And if he cares.

Karissa eventually admitted to the beating. Now, of course, the Shannon Twins have kissed - at the very, very least - and made up.

You knew they were coming.

Soon after Kristina and Karissa Shannon were announced as Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends, we went in search of naked pictures of these 19-year old twins. We had to get an idea of just what Hef goes home to every night.

The investigation didn't take very long, of course, as The Shannon Twins met the Playboy founder during a photo shoot for his magazine, during which - of course - they posed nude.

Follow this article's jump to see the bubbly, busty blondes in the buff...

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