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This almost makes all that Real Housewives of New Jersey absurdity worthwhile.

During an appearance on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live this week, Ethan Hawke and Liam Neeson - who has recently stripped down for charity and starred in a new musical - promoted their movies... and also reeacted a scene from the recent Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

Seriously! Watch the actors make like Caroline Manzo and Teresa Giudice now:

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Pass the Xanax and prepare for another round of madness this Sunday night, as The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunite once again.

The accusations will fly on Part 2 of this franchise's reunion special, especially between Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita.

Real Housewives Tell All!

As previewed by Us Weekly, Giudice turns to her rival on air and spews:

"Didn't he cheat on you a long time ago? That's what you told me... That's why you told me you didn't trust him. That's why he's not allowed to go out."

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey were in need of some real medical assistance during the taping of their reunion special.

"Xanax was being passed around like candy," Caroline Manzo's daughter, Lauren, told Us Weekly of the gathering, which took place September 7 in Atlantic City. "There was so much yelling, Andy [Cohen] was shouting at everybody to be quiet!"

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Pic

What was the source of the screaming?

For one thing, Jacqueline Laurita claimed Teresa Giudice once confessed to her husband's infidelity.

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This just in: everyone hates Teresa Giudice.

Melissa Gorga is officially done with her Real Housewives of New Jersey castmate, and based on the scenes we've watched from this Sunday's reunion special, we can pretty much confirm:

Teresa won't be dining out any time soon with Jacqueline Laurita, either.

Look for the costars to get into it over Laurita's assertion that Giudice had it in for the Gorgas as soon as they were hired by Bravo. She claims Teresa asked her to take her side in a feud against Melissa and her husband.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey are blindsided when "A Bald Canary Sings," or are they? We'll recap who got set up and who set the trap in our THG +/- review.

Let's go back to the beginning.  Melissa's getting ready for yet another meeting with some producer about her singing career. I couldn't care less about her musical future but I'd definitely pair the leopard print shoes with that dress.  Plus 7.

Oh, and if there is a God I will never be subjected to seeing Joe Gorga in a g-string.  I refuse to let my imagination go there.  Minus 12. The mere thought is frightening enough.

Joe Gorga Shows Off

The Manzos visit their boys in Hoboken for brunch and could Caroline make Lindsey feel any more uncomfortable?

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On The Real Housewives of New Jersey the "Dinasty of Denial" only grows once everyone returns to Jersey.  We recap the cutest and scariest ways they all try to move forward in our THG +/- review.

It's back to Jersey and back to school for the Gorga and Guidice clans.  As Teresa has to yell and push to get everyone out of bed, Joe Gorga's making delicious looking pancakes for his brood. 

But despite the cute family scene the Gorga's still miss the bus for the first day of first grade.  Still, I've got to give them a Plus 8 for rolling with the punches.  Joe and Melissa both laughed it off, jumped in the car and drove off.  At least they got some fun family photos.

A Gorga Breakfast

Back at the Guidice home, Joe's comparing cousin Kathy to a frog and making fun of Caroline's hair.  Teresa gushes about how her husband is "really, really, smart."  Wow.  That's just scary.  Minus 10.

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Caroline Manzo referred to Teresa Giudice as a "sociopath" and a "fraud" on last night's edition of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, going after her costar for insulting passages in Teresa's cookbook.

Does Manzo have any regrets over the falling out?

Caroline Manzo and Teresa Giudice

Nope.

Speaking to Celebuzz, Manzo said that episode was filmed in 2011 and: "I have not seen or spoken to Teresa since the reunion last year with the exception of the Bravo commercial... My last words to Teresa Giudice were at the reunion last year. And can I tell you, it’s been a wonderful year.”

Saying Giudice did not treat her "family and friends with any kind of dignity or respect," Caroline doesn't know if there's room to reconcile. She is willing to shoulder a bit of the blame, however.

"I’m big enough to say that I was rude and obnoxious and very hard on [Teresa]. But that’s the level she brought me to. But you still haven’t apologized for what you’ve done to any of us, not just me, to any of us. And until there’s a real legitimate apology, I’m not interested.

"So, why would I go back into the lion’s den? I said what I had to say. I was very blunt and very matter of fact in what I had to say. I don’t regret it. I regret that I had to do it, but I don’t regret those words because my conscience is clear now and I’m good. I don’t need to go back there. Why would I do that?"

Whose side are you on in this feud?

 

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey's California vacation finally came to an end and it was all "Hot Tub of Sour Grapes" as Caroline and Teresa went at it.

We break down all the face grabbing fun in THG's +/- recap ...

Caroline Points Fingers

When Teresa left Kathy out of her toast last week, was it an unintentional slight or a purposeful shun. In the end it doesn't matter as Kathy turns the focus onto someone else.

Instead of dealing with her own issues, Kathy throws Caroline under the bus.  Minus 12.  Of course she swears she has the best of intentions but is Kathy really that naive?

With everyone listening in on Teresa and Kathy's conversation, am I the only one who hoped that Caroline really would walk over and dunk Teresa's head in the hot tub?  Plus 15.  That could have been awesome but unfortunately we never got to see it.

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Too good to be true. That's what The Real Housewives of New Jersey's trip to "Whine Country" has been so far, but that's all about to change.

We'll break down all the sexcapades and snubs in our THG +/- recap!

The Russian River Valley looks like such tranquil place until the Jersey crowd pass through.  An immediate minus 12 to Teresa showing off her potty mouth.

And just how desperate is this woman to get her husband's attention?  She's asking him "Do you want to stick your finger in my ***?" and telling him she wants to do him in the vineyards all in front of her brother and sister-in-law.  What is she overcompensating for?

Teresa Rides in the RV

We find out all too soon but let's stick to our RV ride for a moment.

Plus 10 to Melissa for pointing out to Teresa that once she gives quotes about her life to magazines, she's given up the expectation of privacy.  If she didn't want people to ask her if she's going to jail, why talk about it and pose for a magazine cover?

Jacqueline says something about Teresa seeing the truth about herself.  Ha!  Jacqueline is so naive. Minus 11.  I don't see Jacqueline being able to keep their relationship casual in a way that she doesn't end up in tears yet again.

Then we're off to do some wine tasting. Why in Hell would Chris invite the Guidices and Gorgas along if he wanted to make a good impression on his new business associates?  Minus 15.  What was he thinking?

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SPOILER ALERT: On this Sunday's episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Joe Giudice refers to his wife as a "bitch" and a "c-nt."

Really. It's all caught on tape, as Joe takes a phone call and is overheard saying very bad things about Teresa Giudice.

Considering these actions actually took place months ago, of course, we know the couple remains together and no proof of infidelity has been uncovered. But if it ever is, Teresa tells In Touch...

Teresa Giudice Talks Split

... "I will not be with him. I will totally leave him."

The reality star adds that she is "not stupid," which is evident by the fact that she's banked millions by spilling details of her personal life to magazines across the country.

Teresa adds that she warned Joe to never use such language around her or about her again, but also says: "I can't defend him on this. I'm hurt and disappointed by him... [yet] we'll get past this. We have to."

Pssst, Joe, take our advice: apologize to Teresa via the cover of a supermarket tabloid. She's all about that.