The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrated the Summer Solstice by trying to open up their third eye chakra on last night's episode. Yeah, we don't know what that means either but we break it all down here in THG's +/- recap!
Teresa is excellent ... at placing blame. On taking responsibility, not so much.
First off she's still upset about her husband's black eye which of course is all Richie's fault. Minus 12. I'm sure poor Joe was just an innocent bystander in that scuffle.
Who is she kidding? But in usual Teresa fashion she can't let it go. She even tells Rich he could have poked his eye out.
Joe's a big boy. I'm sure he can fight his own battles.
Of course it's hard to tell who has the brains in the Guidice family. We know Joe's had at least one DWI, then was caught driving with a suspended license, and finally took someone else's ID to try and get a new license. Minus 15.
Somehow the guy can always find a way to make a bad situation worse.
Teresa cries about what's being said in magazine articles about her and her family but even Jacqueline realizes that Teresa's making her own problems there so Plus 8. She agreed to do the interview and I'm sure she got paid handsomely for it. Now she's crying?
While everyone's down the shore their problems simmer under the surface. The kids look like the only ones having fun but they're also allowed to run wild.