There are very few reasons I still watch The Real Housewives Of Miami, and they all have to do with either boredom or a hiatus of better shows.

None of the women who signed up for this franchise have made an impact, other than turning us all off to Miami. While my anxiety levels are at zero for this go-round, my attention has not been caught.

Adriana DeMoura-Sidi has an important message to send viewers on tomorrow night's premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami: I am not a trainwreck!

No, really, that's exactly what the new reality star says in the following clip. It features DeMoura-Sidi taking in a fashion show with Larsa Pippen and Cristy Rice, only to leap on the catwak after the models exit. Her reasoning?

Having just recovered from the presence of Jersey Shore, the good folks of The Sunshine State must next deal with The Real Housewives of Miami. We're very sorry for them.

The first season of this new Bravo franchise kicks off on February 22 and the cast members spoke to The Miami New Times this week about what we can expect. Read on for excerpts from the interview...