The Real Housewives of Miami throw the dinner party from Hell and is it  "A Better or Bitter Place." We recap all of the tears, begging, and bullying in our THG +/- review. It's been a week since Joanna and Adriana's showdown and Romain's still not talking. The silence has Joanna begging for a sit down.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa

The Real Housewives of Miami starts off with sun and fun and palm trees and ends with "A Mynt Meltdown" and one hot mess of a night. We recap all the tears, fears and accusations in our THG +/- review.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa

The Real Housewives of Miami are back with "Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake." We recap the odd confrontations, commitment issues, and pirate ships in THG's +/- review.

Well, fake smiles hardly seem like an issue when so many other body parts are fake on the Housewives of Miami but we'll skip over that and head right to our update.

Posted in: Joanna Krupa

The Real Housewives of Miami returned with a  "A Tale of Two Miamis." I'm not sure even one was necessary. but let's recap all of the plastic faces and sleazy boyfriends in our THG +/- review.

Admittedly, I never watched season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Apparently I'm not the only one. I believe it was one of the lowest rated Housewives premieres ever. 

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It's unclear if anyone actually watched season one, but The Real Housewives of Miami will be back, Bravo confirmed yesterday.

The lowest rated edition of this franchise has earned a second season pick-up, although only three original cast members - Marysol Patton, Lea Black and Adriana De Moura - will return when production begins next month.

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In case the fact that Snooki has 2.6 million Twitter followers is not enough to shake your faith in humanity, consider this:

Multiple cast members from the Real Housewives franchise are going on tour, asking fans to dole out their hard-earned money for reasons completely unknown. Tickets go on sale August 19 and start - start! - at $49.50.