The Real Housewives of Miami

Be warned, Internet users: Lisa Hochstein is on the war path.

This Real Housewives of Miami cast member is suing a woman named Jessica Lederman for writing in the Comments section of a website that the reality star "was an escort who also did soft porn in Vegas."

Hochstein denies this allegation and says her her lawsuit that she suffered "severe emotional distress" as a result of the remark. It allegedly ruined her reputation and threatened both her employment… and her social life.

She is asking for over $15,000 in damages.

In related news, Lisa Hochstein is a beautiful woman who deserves to be treated with respect. Don't you agree, readers?

The Real Housewives of Miami come back for the second and thankfully, the final "Reunion" show of the season because who can get enough of women dressed in sequins screeching obscenities at one another from cushy sofas?

We run down all the rehashing and rumors in THG's +/- recap!

We jump back in to the fight between Adriana and Joanna. Adriana claims Joe Francis gave her the whole sordid scoop and Joanna's a whore. Minus 15.

Well, if Joe Francis said it how could it not be true?

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The Real Housewives of Miami "Reunion" show relived all the boob jobs and character bashing we've seen all season and added a bit of extra venom just for fun.

We break down their finger pointing tirades in THG's +/- recap!

First off, I must say that Andy's plaid tie is an interesting cholce. Plus 10. It is almost the antithesis of all of the sequins and bling that surround him.

Andy mentions that Miami shows more boobs and ass than most of the Housewives franchises. So true. And almost all of it has had some after market work done.  

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The Real Housewives of Miami make a "Healing Hole" in their season finale. Who's making up? Who's breaking up? And who's making babies?

We break it all down in THG's +/- recap!

Karent made it home to see her ailing father but the rest of the ladies are stuck in Bimini Bay.

Plus 15. I could think of far worse places to be stuck in, even with the rain.

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The Real Housewives of Miami are "Surrounded by Hot Water" of their own making as we recap the gossip and tears in our THG +/- review.

We're back to Bimini Bay in the Bahamas and even in the rain it is gorgeous. Plus 20. If you're determined to screech at one another, it pays to have a beautiful location to do it in.

Karent wonders why the girls are so fixated on her relationship. Good question.  Plus 10.  

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On The Real Housewives of Miami "Elsa Foretells a Storm" but can she foresee an ambush. We recap all the malicious gossip and rocky relationships in our THG +/- review.

As the girls prepare for their trip to Bimini, Elsa tells her daughter she foresees trouble ahead. Plus 13 but I really don't think you need psychic powers to realize the odds are against these women holding hands and singing Kumbaya at the end of their trip.

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The Real Housewives of Miami share their families as the "Parents Fly South" to visit. We recap who was gracious and who's making their daughter-in-law's life Hell in our THG +/- review.

Lea throws son RJ a birthday bash at her Star Island abode. It's become the party place and the 11 year old tells his friends they can wreck it if they want to since they really don't live there. Minus 10.

As if all of the kids running around aren't enough to make Lisa feel like the only childless person in the room, her in-laws fly in for a visit.

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The Real Housewives of Miami gave us some "Uncomfortably Public Relations" as Karent hosts the dinner party from Hell. We break down all the tears and tirades in THG's +/- recap.

Everyone is fussing and feuding in Miami but at the Krupa residence they're trying to mend fences. 

Marta moves back into Joanna and Romain's. Joanna missed her sister and Romain missed their fights. Actually when Marta asks to stay out of the couple's drama Romain says, "You are always there. You're like my balls in between my legs."

Minus 13. How charming. I expected more of you Romain.

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The Real Housewives of Miami throw the dinner party from Hell and is it  "A Better or Bitter Place." We recap all of the tears, begging, and bullying in our THG +/- review.

It's been a week since Joanna and Adriana's showdown and Romain's still not talking. The silence has Joanna begging for a sit down.

Plus 10 when Romain finally shows up but he's had enough of Joanna's temper tantrums. She needs to control herself and he asks her to stop drinking when they're out in public.

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If you've been watching The Real Housewives of Miami this season, then you know Miss Elaine Lancaster, James Davis' attention getting alter ego.

Elaine and I recently chatted about her becoming Miami's most famous drag queen, what other show she'd love to land on, and the real deal behind her feud with Housewives co-star Marysol Patton.

THG: Tell me your story. I've read that you worked as a fashion model, that you sold high end home furnishings in Texas and that you've got a degree in American history.  How did any of that lead you to becoming a famous drag queen?

EL: I don't think it did. I think it was just a holding pattern for me until I was able to find my focus and head for it but it's always good to have an academic background to pursue anything in life.

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