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It's not often we look to the Real Housewives of ANY city for anything other than entertainment... but especially not for inspiration, right?

WRONG!

These ladies TOTES have life figured out, so why not learn a thing or two from them? And, no, we don't mean table-flipping and sipping straight vodka like it's water.

We're talking big, important secrets of life! Like how to accept the fact that you might have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince Charming, yet you'll probably acquire some new boobs and Bentleys along the way if you play your cards right! 

Or like the fact that you'll probably find yourself in the position of having to become best friends with your mortal enemy because...well...we're not really sure why you'd ever do that, but the housewives probably know!

Here, for your edu-tainment, are 10 life secrets the Real Housewives have figured out!

You know what else they've figured out? How to pay for the perfect bikini bodies...

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From Orange County to Atlanta, Beverly Hills to Miami and everywhere in between, The Real Housewives of Bravo have two things in common:

  1. Throwing excessive, lavish, over-the-top parties
  2. Creating petulant, childish, over-the-top drama

But because everyone needs some downtime after going all-in with these dueling pursuits, they can also be found lounging by a beach or a pool often. 

They generally look pretty good in the process, too.

In honor of summer, we've compiled a smoking hot list of 25 housewives, past and present, who are proven professionals at flaunting their formidable assets.

And probably trading insults while doing so.

Joanna Krupa
Joanna Krupa is hotter than hot on The Real Housewives of Miami.

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta, N.Y.C., Orange County, Miami, Beverly Hills and New Jersey have engaged in some truly epic beefs over the years.

One would think that given their endlessly disposable income, incredible residences, fun activities and bad auto-tuned singles that they could all just get along.

One would be very, very wrong. Not even best friends or family members are immune from the drama, which can break out at any minute on Bravo.

Sometimes, insults and wine are thrown. Other times, tables are flipped, fists start flying and the cops get called. Either way, conflict is never far off.

Which of these long-simmering feuds do you remember? Which are still going on? Where do Kenya Moore and Porsha Williams rank on the list?

Scroll through our 19 most notorious Real Housewives feuds and find out!

Aviva Drescher vs. Carole Radziwill
This one is alive and well. Aviva Drescher and Carole Radziwill have more bad blood over their dueling book deals than most people have had in their whole lives about everything and everyone combined.

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Will Joanna Krupa pull off a Bravo switcheroo and join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, exiting Miami? This rumor has come up more than once.

Asked about the move this week, she said, “If the opportunity came and Miami wasn’t happening, then I definitely wouldn’t say no. I’d think about it and see.”

“I do have some friends from there," Joanna Krupa added, but qualified it by saying that "It’s not something I was approached or talked to about."

"[Rumors started] because I have girlfriends there."

Joanna Krupa Maxim Photo

“The other day I read a rumor that I’m trying to get on Shahs of Sunset! It’s funny. A lot of people have been asking me that, but, no, it’s just a rumor.”

That would definitely make more people watch Shahs of Sunset online, but don't expect her to make any move anytime soon, her co-star chimed in.

Lea Black added, “Joanna is a team player. If she thought it was best for the franchise, she’d do whatever they asked her to do. But her heart is in Miami.”

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As Bravo fans know, it's very hard not to end up quoting the Real Housewives. 

It seems like every week, the ladies of Beverly Hills, Atlanta, NYC, OC, and NJ offer up commentary, catch phrases, and jabs that you just have to repeat. 

Their expressions and insults are priceless and their words of wisdom endless.

You can learn a lot from these gals! That's why we're taking a look back at some of their most outrageous quotes. Some of these gems are just downright ridiculous, but you can't help but love 'em!

Click through our slideshow of 11 of the best Real Housewives quotes ever:

Phaedra Parks on Education
Phaedra has an advanced degree in booty. Don't forget it!

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The Real Housewives have been serving up juicy reality TV drama since back in 2006 when it all started in the OC.

Ah, it's hard to remember life before these ladies graced our screens...

But there once was a time before the bling, fame, and public cat fights.

We've got the pictures to prove it. Let's take a trip to the past, shall we?

Check out some of the best of the best throwback photos of some of your favorite Real Housewives of Orange County, Beverly Hills, Atlanta, Miami, N.Y.C. and N.J.!

Click through the many classic shots of big '80s hair, ridiculous outfits, and adorable baby pics along the way and tell us: Who's your favorite housewife?

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The Real Housewives are known for throwing lavish parties, wearing pricey bling, and creating endless drama on Bravo.

But when they're not busy throwing drinks in each other's faces, it seems like they can be probably found on a beach or by a pool somewhere. 

And where there's a housewife and water there's probably a string bikini or a bedazzled cut-out swimsuit, too.

Don't believe us? 

We've rounded up 24 housewives who are flaunting their bikini bods ...

Joanna Krupa
Joanna Krupa is hotter than hot on The Real Housewives of Miami.

From Beverly Hills to Atlanta, these cat fight queens are fans of showing some skin. 

Click through above to see the the ultimate Real Housewives bikini body sideshow!

And don't forget to tell us who your fave Housewife is...

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It was only a matter of time, we suppose. The first annual Real Housewives Awards are a real thing that's happening, and YOU can vote for the winners!

Or losers ... depending on your point of view. Either way, you get the idea!

Described as a celebration of the most buzz-worthy moments from recent seasons, the Real Housewives Awards will feature the following 12 categories:

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  • Most Memorable Outfit
  • Most Shocking Reunion Twist
  • Loveliest Locks
  • Best Fight Locale
  • Rookie of the Year
  • Best Supporting Agitator
  • Party of the Year
  • Favorite Quote
  • OMG-est Moment of the Year
  • Outstanding Achievement in Extremely Short Form Live Action (Curated by RealityTVGIFs)
  • Favorite Housewife City (Fans can vote by liking and sharing photos on Facebook)
  • Lifetime Achievement Award (non-voting category)

Sadly, Best Fight is not a category, although Best Fight Locale is pretty close, and we've put a bunch of them in our collection of Best Celebrity Fights anyway:

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It looks as if Brandi Glanville isn't backing off her crusade to trash Joanna Krupa's lady parts. In fact, she went HARD at Krupa's junk yet again last night.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills lush was so wasted that she had to be carried out of Fleming's steakhouse in L.A., but her mouth still functioned.

Asked about her foe's Team Rimes shirt, Brandi managed to compare her lady parts to a fish ... reiterating her past claim that Joanna Krupa's p--sy is rank.

It all started last week on Bravo's What Happens Live, when Brandi said Joanna boned her friend Yolanda Foster’s ex-husband Mohamed Hadid.

According to Brandi, Mohamed told her Krupa's vagina was straight up foul. He denies this, as does Lisa Vanderpump, who Brandi says was present.

Choose your side in this epic housewives feud ...

 

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Firing the latest salvo in their war of words (or clothes), Joanna Krupa stuck it to Brandi Glanville in amusing fashion, rocking a Team Rimes t-shirt around Miami.

Krupa emblazoned the message - an obvious diss to Glanville, whose ex-husband Eddie Cibrian left her for LeAnn Rimes - on a black tank top with white letters.

On Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, Brandi Glanville accused her of an affair with RHOBH co-star Yolanda Foster's ex-husband Mohamed Hadid.

Krupa fired back on Twitter, writing, "No wonder her husband left her." Glanville then took the feud to the next level by making a vulgar remark on WWHL:

"Well, Mohamed did tell me that [Joanna Krupa's p--sy smelled]. It's true! I'm not lying! Lisa [Vanderpump] was there when he said it. Sorry, bitch. I win!"

Actually, we think humanity just lost. Great shirt, though.

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