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Monday night's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 12 was all about protection, as the ladies proved they can be armed and dangerous.

We're not just talking about Brandi Glanville's mouth, either.

A self defense instructor taught the women how to put people in a choke hold, which we can only imagine will come in handy down the road for some of them.

Seriously. Can you imagine the number of people who will watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online once Brandi and Joyce start choking each other?

Yolanda, though, was definitely the most into the event ...

She almost took out the instructor ... then shared a story of confronting and turning away an armed intruder while she was naked and breastfeeding her baby.

Not to be outdone, Joyce shared a story of men with masks and shotguns coming up their driveway before being chased away by their trained attack dog.

Where do these people live exactly?!

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Kim threw a graduation party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week, one filled with drunken drama and a burger binge.

The episode started off with a pole dancing class, something no viewer really wants to see. But it did help that Carlton (not Brandi!) showed up wasted on tequila. That raises the entertainment level of any situation.

Carlton also claimed she was a pole dancing virgin, but is anyone else buying it? After the booty shorts she donned and the moves she put on?

After making like strippers, she and Brandi headed to Kim's daughter's shindig, scarcely making it past the front steps before two major distractions stopped them cold:

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It was a night of tattoos and awkward dinners, dog returns and cat fights.

On the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Carlton admitted she can be trampy and the awkward dinner at SUR concluded.

Kyle and Joyce took a golf lesson. Brandi kept saying stupid things. And Joyce couldn't stop complaining about how she's being treated. Is it possible she had never seen an installment of the series prior to signing up?

What else went down? Who is driving us the most crazy this week?

Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online now for the answer:

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Carlton can be trampy, people. She has her moments. Just ask her husband.

So this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member told the camera last night, as a major highlight of the latest installment entailed Carlton getting her fourth tattoo.

Yes, this is the same woman who is building a sexy playroom and who saves spiders and who wore a shirt last night that exposed her cleavage to such a degree that Kim Kardashian likely thought it was too much.

But, hey, at least Carlton is interesting.

A Bad Dinner

Not sure we can say the same about the rest of the ladies, starting with Kim Richards. She spent a lot of money on doggy boot camp, though it's pretty clear she needs to be trained more than Kingsley does.

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Was Joyce Giraud extolling the virtues of eating disorders on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night? Maybe not intentionally, or overtly, but ...

“You can never be too thin, too rich or too sexy,” she said.

Too thin?

The comment on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 9 didn't sit well with Brandi Glanville, who slammed the former beauty queen.

“Joyce saying you never be too thin really bothered me, because in fact you can," co-star and frequent sparring partner Brandi wrote on her Bravo blog.

"Young women have enough problems with eating disorders like anorexia and bulimia ... [to have a beauty queen] perpetuate that one can never be to thin is just wrong."

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"Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?" The mere title of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 9 hinted right from the start that trouble was brewing.

As expected any time there's a dinner party and the wine starts flowing, Brandi Glanville and Joyce Giraud clashed during an event meant to unite the ladies.

And by "unite" we mean bring them together to get them feuding on film. Well played, Bravo producers and Lisa Vanderpump. Bravo to all on that maneuver.

Meanwhile, Carlton took her mother-in-law to the sex shop with her, modeled bikinis and proved that she's more open about her love of sex than we knew.

Finally, Yolanda presented her husband with some sexy pics to mark their seven-year anniversary, Kim went racecar driving and Kyle's girls tried on clothes.

Want to see it unfold for yourself? Just click the pic of drunk Brandi below to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online from start to finish:

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Carlton Gebbia and her husband, David, visited the Hustler store for some bedroom gear.

Nothing scripted about that at all. Or the fact that Carlton's mother-in-law joined the two of them, which wasn't awkward in the least. Oh no chance.

The mother-in-law is unfazed by Carlton's raunchy persona, though she does draw the line at Carlton's American flag bikini, calling it "too revealing."

Meanwhile, Yolanda called Brandi Glanville with a "911" situation of zits on her face for the night of her seven year anniversary with David Foster.

These are big issues when you're a real housewife.

Elsewhere on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 9, Ken and Lisa decide to host a dinner so Brandi and Joyce can work stuff out.

Spoiler alert: Stuff was not worked out smoothly.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 8 featured Yolanda Foster playing host for the first time this season, but that wasn't the half of it.

These ladies? Not exactly known for their manners and/or etiquette. Money can't buy you class, as a wise woman once said, but it does bring drama. Hard.

Lisa Vanderpump, Brandi Glanville, and Kyle Richards decided to play a game of Who Has the Implants, while Brandi was dubbed a racist by Joyce Giraud.

Carlton Gebbia and her adult-themed "play" room for herself and her husband stole the show, however. It would make Christian Grey proud ... and gag.

In a good way? Maybe. Like most installments, you never know whether to laugh or cringe at the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 8.

That we'll let you judge for yourself, along with everything else when you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online by clicking the picture above.

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Surprise, surprise. Brandi Glanville is feuding with yet another housewife. This time it's co-star Joyce Giraud, who she tore into on Facebook Sunday.

"Joyce's ongoing comments, accusations and labels have endangered my family and cost me jobs, and opportunities," the reality star ranted.

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Brandi Glanville lamented the damage done to her family, allegedly, as Joyce "sits a top her mansion with her giant diamond ring and zero worries."

"As a single mother supporting my two little boys and running a household by myself, I hope Joyce feels really really good about what she is doing."

"During the filming of this season there is a defining moment when you will get to see the exact kind of person Joyce truly is and trust me its not pretty."

What did Joyce do, exactly?

On last night's episode of their reality show (watch The Real Housewives of the Beverly Hills online), the Bravo star claims Giraud labels her "a racist."

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Yolanda Foster hosts her first dinner party of the season on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 8 and it's "She Hearts You, She Hearts You Not" but we recap where things get really freaky in our THG +/- review.

Carlton's Playroom

Yolanda's dinner parties are an event. The flowers are gorgeous, the meal looks delicious but it's the refrigerator that's to die for. Plus 15. The exceptional appliance even has its own Twitter account. 

For all the Fosters talk about etiquette, they could use a few lessons themselves. Carlton may have cancelled late but it wasn't exactly good manners to point that out to their other guests. Minus 18

Yolanda's silly little hearts for her "dream team" were just childish. Does any really believe she didn't realize who got a heart and who didn't? Minus 22. What a cutsie way to make some guests feel like the in crowd while giving others the message that they're not. 

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