Monday night's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 12 was all about protection, as the ladies proved they can be armed and dangerous.
We're not just talking about Brandi Glanville's mouth, either.
A self defense instructor taught the women how to put people in a choke hold, which we can only imagine will come in handy down the road for some of them.
Seriously. Can you imagine the number of people who will watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online once Brandi and Joyce start choking each other?
Yolanda, though, was definitely the most into the event ...
She almost took out the instructor ... then shared a story of confronting and turning away an armed intruder while she was naked and breastfeeding her baby.
Not to be outdone, Joyce shared a story of men with masks and shotguns coming up their driveway before being chased away by their trained attack dog.
Where do these people live exactly?!