Does Brooke Hogan have competition for the worst dressed celebrity in Hollywood?

While we understand Mischa Barton’s need to cover up her skin and bones with anything lying around the house, we had no idea she’d take that idea so literally.

Seen here, Barton is wearing bright, hiked up yellow pants; a shirt with see-through sleeves and a beaded, Native American-inspired scarf.

We’re all for diversity (unlike Charlie Sheen), but maybe Mischa ought to stick to a more consistent look. She should also eat something.

Is Mischa Barton a fashion icon? Or a fashion eye sore?

Despite what some consider to be model-gorgeous looks, Mischa Barton has yet to conquer three conditions which affects millions of women:

1. Terrible fashion taste
2. Crazy-nasty cellulite action
3. Insistence on dating loser guys

The dreadful former OC star claimed that recent pictures showing her with raging cellulite were doctored, but, well … see below:

Wearing a tight black mini skirt and a purple… something, the 22-year-old revealed her gross thighs while out with friends in New York. Ick!

As for people she’s more than friends with, check out new boyfriend Taylor Locke (below). First Cisco Adler and now this guy … wow. Just wow.

Hey, Taylor Locke - the late-1970s called. They want their clothes back.

Oh, and that’s Nicole Schzeringer thrown in there between them. Sorry we left her out of the headline… it was too damn hard to spell her name.

From left to right, three B-list stars sparkling in Alexander Wang’s embroidered metallic minidress. You tell us which one of them wore it best …

From left, The Hills‘ Audrina Patridge partying in Toronto, the Pussycat Doll visiting MTV’s TRL in NYC, and the anorexic, waifish, ghost-like girlfriend of Taylor Locke hitting a stylish NYC soiree. Who looks best in this?

Mischa Barton and new boyfriend Taylor Locke are spotted below on the streets of London this week.

They look absolutely thrilled to be together, don’t they?

Meanwhile, rumors are circulating that the thin actress will soon be throwing her hat - or handbag, to be precise - into the celebrity fashion ring; she’s set to launch her own collection of handbags.

“Mischa has always loved fashion, especially handbags,” her rep told Elle, adding that the line will be vintage-inspired and finished by a flower motif hand drawn by Mischa herself.

We can barely contain our excitement over this news.

For once, we aren’t gonna mock Mischa Barton at all in this post.

We’re just gonna ask readers to comment on the dress she recently wore to the Cannes Film Festival:

Do you love it? Or would you like to tell Mischa to shove it?

Sorry, Mischa Barton, but we weren’t aware “tattered to shreds” was the new black.

The former star of The OC and current naked star of Closing the Ring was spotted strolling along the sidewalk in Sydney Australia Saturday, wearing a shirt that looks like a starving dog got a hold of it.

Forget that controversial bra shot of Miley Cyrus, folks. Can we please talk instead about how stupid Barton and her exposed pink undergarment look in this photo?

Is there any doubt this purse weighs twice as much as Mischa Barton?

We’re not surprised that awful actress Mischa Barton gets naked in the movie Closing the Ring. It was the next logical step in her mediocre career.

But continue reading after the jump and take a look at the truly SHOCKING part of this sex photo.

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Marissa Cooper was killed off The OC due to a bit of dangerous driving.

Sadly, Mischa Barton learned no lesson from the fate of her former character, as she was arrested for drunk driving on December 27. The actress has chosen not to fight those charges, as she accepted a plea deal in her DUI case yesterday, sparing the thin star any jail time.

The punishment for endangering the lives of fellow motorists and setting an awful example for her two fans? A three-year unsupervised probation term.

People reports that Barton will also be sentenced to a three-month alcohol-education class, one we’re sure will pay off for her like it has for Lindsay Lohan, and pay a fine of approximately $1,700.

The terms of the plea deal are expected to be signed off on by the court Thursday. To celebrate, we’re guessing Barton will pig out with a pair of breadsticks.

A lot has been made about recent clips of Mischa Barton nude.

Recent rumors, however, make it sound as though Rooney guitarist Taylor Locke wouldn’t be so impressed by this sight: he’s already tapped it numerous time.

Locke and Barton were spotted (below) having lunch in West Hollywood last week. The thin, terrible actress stopped by a memorial concert for filmmaker Brandon Schantz at the Roxy, where Locke’s band performed.

After the show, Barton retreated backstage before coming out with her new man, holding him around the waist and kissing him on the lips.

Turn away, Ryan Atwood: Mischa Barton and Taylor Locke are dating.

We’re not saying that there were high-fives exchanged and champagne corks flying around this very office when Mischa Barton’s character was killed off The OC, but, well… okay, there were. It was the best day in TV history.

Maybe that’s taking it a bit far. But let’s just say we’re not entirely thrilled by recent rumors of Mischa Barton joining the cast of Gossip Girl.

TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello reports that the rumor of Barton being offered a role are true, but what isn’t 100 percent is whether or not a deal will be struck for her to play the recurring role of Georgina Sparks.

No relation to Jordin Sparks, Georgina is reportedly an evil girl who brings the checkered past of Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively) into her present.

Will Mischa Barton (left) and Blake Lively become rivals on Gossip Girl?

Executive producer Josh Schwartz, of course, killed Barton off of The OC, and how runs the new CW hit series. Apparently, that and the recent DUI and drug charges against the anorexic waif haven’t dissuaded him from this move.

So what do you think, celebrity news readers? Will Barton fit in with the Gossip Girl girls and guys? Or is the show better off with lesser-known stars?

UPDATE: Mischa Barton’s rep tells Us Weekly that the deal is off: “She will not be on the show. She was approached, but her reps passed.” Don’t get us wrong. We’re happy she bailed on this. But she could’ve let the idea fester for a day or two … let us chew on it, unlike what she does with food. ZING!