You're not gonna believe this, but part one of this week's Bachelor in Paradise proved to be every bit as absurd and dramatic as the first.

The roles are now reversed, with two new male contestants rolling in and the girls holding the power over who gets a roses and who does not.

"I'm ready for my man buffet on the beach. I'm so excited to meet the guys and show off the girls." - Jillian Anderson, with her new enhancements.

Oh yes, Bachelor in Paradise is officially back for Season 2, and it looks like one wild cray-cation is in the works south of the border.

The Bachelor Quotes

There’s still a lot of growing to do in our relationship. We will not tie the knot until I am mentally and physically prepared as well as Matt.

Shayne Lamas

It was a fairytale proposal like I’ve always dreamed about. I forgot that there [were] cameras around. In that moment, it was just Matt and I and it was the most amazing moment of my entire life.

Shayne Lamas [on proposal by Matt Grant]