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Growing up is hard to do, especially for kids with kids.

But for these hard-working, well-meaning Teen Mom stars (and Amber Portwood), it's something they must do. The question is whether they can pull it off.

While some cast members seem to be fast-tracked toward adulthood, others still seem stuck in neutral. You wonder when and if they'll come to their senses.

Let's break down last night's episode, THG style!

Maci and Kyle

Kyle King quits his job in Nashville to move near Maci. She repays him by dropping most of her classes. Plus 11 for love, Minus 12 for lack of long-term thinking.

Seriously, Maci Bookout, what's your major? Slacking? Eesh. Minus 8.

Ryan is, however briefly, more gainfully employed than Kyle! Plus 4.

Bentley's dad hires a lawyer to ensure his custody arrangement is legit. Even though he's adversarial, he does seem to care about parenting for once. Plus 2.

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Amber Portwood's brother is defending her after her daughter Leah was shown playing with Gary Shirley's condoms on last week's Teen Mom episode.

Shawn Portwood takes issue with the way the producers portray his sister, calling MTV "spineless soulless individuals" in a rant posted on his blog:

"First, I would like to congratulate Teen Mom star Gary Shirley for doing something he should have been doing for a while now, wearing condoms!" 

Amber, Gary, Leah Picture

"Second, my hat goes off to you MTV for getting a close up of the Trojan Magnums seen around the world," Shawn adds of Gary's brand of choice.

"Though they got a classic shot of my little niece playing with condoms; I wonder how it came about in the first place," he wrote, implying that the scene may have been - hope you're sitting down for this one - staged.

Shawn then went on to bash MTV for broadcasting the now-infamous incident where Amber Portwood attacked Gary Shirley. The network should have shelved the video, notifying authorities in private if at all, he suggested.

What, and give up huge ratings at Leah's expense? Puh. Lease.

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Gary Shirley always lives large, but usually just in the literal sense. We are saying he is morbidly obese, in case you did not catch the inference.

Earlier this summer, however? Wow.

The baby daddy of Amber Portwood went on an epic strip club bender, dropping FIVE GRAND on 11 hours of mediocre half-nude action.

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Talk about a good use of five Gs.

The Teen Mom fixture absolutely made it rain at a 24-hour strip club in Miami, Fla., unleashing a constant stream of cash from 1 a.m. UNTIL NOON.

According to sources inside the club, Gary Shirley kicked off the evening in the VIP area, then moved the action over to the champagne room.

Amber and Leah would be so happy to hear it.

Check out TMZ's full gallery of the affair, if you care, but don't expect to see any of the human race's more attractive members. Just saying.

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Jenelle Evans had her ass handed to her in court not just for failing a drug test, but for hanging out with her ex, known drugged-up miscreant Kieffer Delp.

The Teen Mom star was arrested for violating probation earlier this week, after she allegedly tested positive for marijuana and opiates a few weeks before.

But it wasn't just the drug test that landed her behind the camera for another mug shot - it was hanging out with degenerate Delp, a "known drug user."

Kieffer Delp and Jenelle Evans

Kieffer Delp: The definition of riffraff.

Jenelle's probation prohibits her from "knowingly associating with any person or previously convicted users, possessors, or sellers of any illegal drugs."

According to the North Carolina probation violation report, Kieffer Delp, whose arrest record is up there with Evans', qualifies as such. He's not cool.

They haven't been sly about seeing each other, either.

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The terrible twos have arrived on Teen Mom.

For our favorite young reality moms who try their best despite adversity (and Amber Portwood, for that matter), it's a difficult period for raising children.

How will Maci respond to the added burden placed on her shoulders by Ryan? Should Gary be under investigation himself? Why did Farrah get a dog?

Let's break down last night's episode, THG style!

Maci and Bentley Pic

Ryan and his parents keep talking about going to court and legally getting custody of Bentley. These peeps really need to quit stirring up drama. Minus 7.

Yes, Kyle living with Maci has to be awkward for Ryan, but wouldn't you want a nice, stable, employed guy around your kid? Just asking. Plus 4 for Kyle.

Ryan's mom says Bentley shouldn't have "random men" coming in and out of his life. Minus 6 for apparently ignoring the randomness of her own son.

Plus 5, too, because Bentley and Kyle are soooo sweet together.

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Kieffer Delp, the on/off boyfriend of Teen Mom train wreck Jenelle Evans, was arrested for assault in North Carolina recently for punching a girl. Wow.

Delp, who was busted earlier this week for an alleged steak theft, also drilled the girl's male friend in front of a convenience store audience.

According to the police report, it all went down when, for some reason, Kieffer decided to get aggressive with one of Jenelle's former friends.

  • Kieffer Delp Mug Shot
  • Kieffer Delp Mugshot

Kieffer was in better spirits than after his prior arrest.

These two have a lot in common. Not unlike the incident in which Jenelle WALLOPED Britany Truett, things quickly escalated into violence.

Kieffer hit the girl and her male companion. Hard.

This was not some run-of-the-mill shoving match here. According to the police report, when they arrived ... the male was "bleeding heavily."

Delp, who is not Jenelle Evans' baby daddy, turned himself in a week later and was arrested for simple assault and assault on a female.

He's due in court on August 31.

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Halloween has arrived on Teen Mom. Tricks, treats and drama abound.

Our favorite young reality moms (and Amber Portwood) were all about pumpkins, costumes and such this week. But who came home with candy, and who received proverbial rocks in their sacks (a la Charlie Brown)?

Let's break down last night's episode, THG style!

Leah and Gary

Despite being jailed for domestic battery, etc., and being a total loose cannon, at least Amber's dedication to Leah can never be disputed. Oh, wait. Minus 9.

She said she hadn't seen Leah (living with Gary Shirley) because she can't drive, yet she clearly gets around fine whenever she chooses to. WTH? Minus 6.

Neither Amber or Gary go trick-or-treating with Leah. Minus 3.

The picture above, we have to admit, is quite sweet. Plus 5.

Amber's paying $644 a month for that place? Plus 4 for getting a good deal. Minus 4 for where she'll be living rent-free on Indiana taxpayers' dime soon.

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Kieffer Delp, the oft-troubled ex of Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans, is often cited as the root of the North Carolina native's emotional and legal problems.

He was also cited for ganking some steaks from a grocery store.

Delp got busted “concealment of goods” for allegedly trying to steal steaks from the Food Lion supermarket in Oak Island, N.C., in late July. Classy.

Kieffer Delp and Jenelle Evans

Seems like everybody's got beef with Kieffer Delp.

A source close to the MTV star says Jenelle Evans' friends and family worry about her mental state whenever she's around this shady character.

"Kieffer is a bad influence on Jenelle," the source says. "She didn't get in any trouble before she met him. It's always because they're hanging out."

Delp, best known for being the guy Jenelle was busted breaking into some house to smoke a blunt with, is due to appear in court on September 12.

His flirting with Britany Truett also led to this insane girl fight.

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Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans hit up a parlor on Hollywood Boulevard Sunday night and got a tattoo bearing her son’s name, Jace, on her wrist.

After a trip to McDonald's, the troubled North Carolina native, 19, decided to get some ink. Evans was later snapped with pals, rocking the tat.

The train wreck should have gotten 8/24 and 9/9 tattooed on her wrists instead. Those are the next two court dates she has to look forward to.

J-Ev

Jenelle Evans looking baked out of her gourd as usual.

Later this month, Jenelle faces a hearing for her alleged probation violation. Reports say Evans tested positive for THC in mid-July, having smoked the weed.

In September, she'll be in court for her assault on Britany Truett.

Maybe instead of getting a tattoo to show how much she supposedly loves Jace, she should actually get her $h!t together and act like a good parent.

Just a suggestion. Moron.

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Life is stressful for the Teen Mom cast. They need calming influences.

Barney is not getting it done, let's just put that out there right now.

Granted, Farrah Abraham was going through some serious stuff and might have found the purple dinosaur particularly annoying at that moment, but the girl was clearly looking for more from her mother as well.

Let's break down that and the rest of last night's episode, THG style!

Farrah and Sophia Photo

As Farrah was en route to court to confront Sophia's paternal grandmother, her mom tried to relay a cute story about Barney. It didn't go well. Minus 5.

"You and your damn Barney talk, Mom," Farrah says, frazzled. "Why do I want to talk about a Barney? That doesn't calm me down." Indeed. Plus 3.

The case was dismissed! Plus 10 for Farrah, but Minus 6 for MTV, which now has to cook up another quasi-fake narrative for young Ms. Abraham.

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