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Amber Portwood is out of jail, on the straight and narrow and speaking out about her experiences, as well as other Teen Mom alumni she feels are headed for trouble.

COUGH ... Jenelle. Cough. Jenelle Evans. Cough, cough!

In an interview with In Touch, Amber shared her advice for Jenelle, whom she fears might follow in her dark footsteps and wind up in a very bad place.

She hasn't hit rock bottom ... yet. But she's at risk.

"She went down the exact path I did: unplanned pregnancy, addiction, bad relationships, having custody taken away," Amber says of Jenelle Evans.

"But it’s never too late for Jenelle to turn her life around. Jenelle hasn’t hit rock bottom yet. But if her rock bottom is lower than mine, that makes me scared for her."

Amber Portwood, for all she's done very, very wrong, seems to own it 100 percent these days, openly acknowledging the myriad mistakes she's made.

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Farrah Abraham can cry on cue. It's uncanny. Girl bawls like it's her job. Which is basically is, or one of them anyway. Balling James Deen on video is also her job.

Crying is sort of related to that occupation, though. The tall tales she pathologically spins about how her "sex tape" ruined her life make turning on the waterworks easy.

Farrah's crying faces aren't just a byproduct of the porn career she pretends to disavow, though. They date back to before she put the Backdoor in Teen Mom.

If she looks hilariously fake when she tells her sob stories, that's because she likely is faking it. Maybe it's deliberate or maybe it's subconscious, but it's BS.

Girl knows how to lie, and we don't mean on her back while ... you get the idea. Check out 13 epic Farrah Abraham crying pics and try not to cry ... LOLing:

13 Pics of Farrah Abraham Crying
Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene.
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Farrah Abraham Crying HARD

1. Farrah Abraham Crying HARD

Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene.


Farrah Getting Ready to Cry

2. Farrah Getting Ready to Cry

It's coming. Just give it a few more sob stories that she fabricated.


Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot

3. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot

Farrah Abraham is crying again. We are not surprised and neither should you be.


Wah. Wah. Wah.

4. Wah. Wah. Wah.

Farrah Abraham loves to turn on the waterworks. Like every day.


Tear-Filled Farrah

5. Tear-Filled Farrah

Farrah Abraham straight up bawling on Couples Therapy. Not to be confused with BALLING James Deen.


Sad Face Farrah

6. Sad Face Farrah

Farrah Abraham cries a lot. Like it's her job you could say.


Farrah Cryin'

7. Farrah Cryin'

Farrah Abraham cries a lot. Here she is doing it on Couples Therapy.


Farrah on Couples Therapy

8. Farrah on Couples Therapy

Farrah Abraham cries a lot. And she cries ugly, we can tell you that.


Farrah Abraham Crying Again

9. Farrah Abraham Crying Again

Farrah Abraham cries a lot. That is kind of her thing and we are not in the least bit surprised.


Farrah Lies

10. Farrah Lies

Farrah Abraham lies. As in she doesn't tell the truth. She also lies on her stomach in the literal sense while ... you know.


Farrah Abraham Cries

11. Farrah Abraham Cries

Farrah Abraham cries on Teen Mom. Seems to be an increasingly frequent occurrence.


Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom

12. Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom

In GIF form. Just because.


Farrah Abraham OH-Face

13. Farrah Abraham OH-Face

Okay, that's not crying. That's straight up boning going on. But the face looks similar, you gotta admit.


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In the wake of all the drama, stress and heartbreak surrounding daughter Ali Simms’ tragic diagnosis, Leah Messer says the toddler is defying doctors’ predictions.

The Teen Mom 2 star's offspring isn't just mobile, she's nearly running these days, despite doctors saying she'd likely require a wheelchair soon, and for life.

It's possible she will indeed be bound to a wheelchair, but for the time being, she's carrying on and making progress with no need of such assistance at all.

Leah Messer Calvert, Ali

In a recent interview, Leah and ex-husband Corey Simms, said they are going to remain positive despite the muscular dystrophy that has hampered her.

“Ali is running!” gushed Leah. “She’s doing so much better than expected. We don’t know what the future holds, but this is proof that we should not give up hope.”

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, you know that Corey, 24, "refuses to accept" Ali’s condition, especially as the little girl seems to be doing so well.

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This week on Teen Mom 2, Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers' arrest played out on MTV for the first time, with the exes about to face off in a courtroom.

Meanwhile, Kailyn Lowry tried to finalize wedding plans, Leah Messer got Ali into preschool, and Chelsea Houska let Aubree spend time with her dad.

What else did we learn in last night's episode, "These Are The Days"?

These Are the Days"?

Follow the link to watch Teen Mom 2 online at TV Fanatic to catch the installment (and past TM2 episodes) in full. Then come along for THG's +/- recap!

Jenelle is facing the fallout that stemmed from her arrest with estranged husband, Courtland Rogers. Both were hit with assault and heroin charges.

Minus 350 for that debacle, but at this point, the Carolina Hurricane is already over Court and looking to start a future with her new beau, Nathan Griffith.

Jenelle Evans' friend Tori says it all when she proclaims “Finally! You have a boyfriend that doesn’t have a criminal record! First time for everything.”

Plus 250 for that line, Tori, and for Nathan.

Courtland is not totally out of the picture yet, though. At least not physically, when they're going to run into each other in court. Joint arrest and all.

#JenelleProblems = Minus 150.

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Jenelle Evans apparently believes she's got her life together these days, and someday, maybe, hopefully, Farrah Abraham will know what that feels like.

At least that's the impression she's giving off.

On March 2, a follower tweeted, "Hopefully @F1abraham can get her life together like @PBandJenelley_1 did. She's living proof people can change."

Jenelle re-tweeted the message to her fans.

Of course, the pregnant Jenelle Evans doesn't even have custody of her son, and hasn't for the last four years. You might have forgotten Jace existed.

She also smoking weed while pregnant ... allegedly.

Either way, she may be improving, but it's relative, and for someone who can't help herself from getting pregnant or arrested, throwing shade is a bold move.

Especially when she and a man named Nathan Griffith, who also doesn't have custody of his first child, or custody of a job that we know of, are expecting.

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For the Teen Mom 2 cast, there's never a dull moment. Between pregnancy scares, health issues, custody battles and relationships, the drama is 24/7.

What did we learn in last night's episode, "False Positives"?

Follow the link to watch Teen Mom 2 online at TV Fanatic to catch the installment (and past installments) in full. Then come along for our recap!

So Jenelle Evans is pregnant again! OMG! This is insane!

Or not. After she goes to see a doctor for confirmation, she finds out that the test result may be a false positive caused by hormones from her recent abortion.

She has to go for an ultrasound and her uterus is empty.

Okay, phew, she is definitely not pregnant. Plus 200 because that development would just be too much, too soon for her to handle at this phase in her life.

Oh, wait, Jenelle Evans does get pregnant for real soon.

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Three months after Amber Portwood got out of prison, she's sober and savoring her hard-fought sobriety, but admits she still wants to get high sometimes.

In a chilling scene on her MTV special Being Amber, she revealed that “I’m always gonna want to get high,” just like she "always" was on Teen Mom.

“I’ve f--king been wanting to get high all day, since I woken [sic] up this morning,” the mother of five-year-old daughter Leah says. “I swear to god.”

Despite getting sober in prison, where she spent the previous 17 months, she says that staying clean on the outside is much harder than she’d expected.

“Being free is so much different than being in prison and being sober,” Amber Portwood said, adding that every single passing day, “It’s just so hard!”

“I’m always gonna have triggers. I’m always gonna wanna get high. That’s never gonna go away. My best way to cope right now is hanging out with family.”

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Like her former co-star Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood was the focal point of an hour-long Teen Mom special presentation last night on MTV.

Both reality stars have struggled and experienced their ups and downs, but few celebrities - or people in general - have hit the lows Amber experienced.

Portwood was famously hit with a five-year prison sentence following a series of drug-related arrests and failure to get clean as part of her probation.

After 17 months behind bars, she's out. But what's life like these days for her?

Amber Portwood, Leah Photos

When talking with her family about her time in prison, Portwood was honest.

"It's been a year and a half of hell," she says, looking back on her incarceration. "It was really bad. But I worked on myself and worked to make myself better."

As for reuniting with her daughter Leah after spending that long locked up?

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MTV treated viewers to three "Being Teen Mom" specials last night, because all of us have been wondering just what Farrah Abraham is up to these days.

All of us who have missed the tabloid articles, music videos, sex tapes (plural), talk show interviews and other reality shows featuring her, that is.

In that sense, give MTV credit. This wasn't a look inside Farrah Abraham - James Deen already gave us that ... WHAT?! - but a glimpse at her daughter's life.

Has Farrah completely screwed up her Sophia's life like you might assume?

15 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time
[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I'm] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.
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[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I'm] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.

1. Mom of the Year

[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I'm] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.


Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having...


It Suits Her

I feel like if I can't show my true self, and if I can't explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen's club, opening up a children's clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I'm going to do it. It suits me well.

3. It Suits Her

I feel like if I can't show my true self, and if I can't explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth....


I Work HARD

I'm young, I'm 22, and I'm a single mom. On the flip side, I'm a very good mom. I work very hard. I'm probably one of the best parents you're ever gonna meet. That's who I am.

4. I Work HARD

I'm young, I'm 22, and I'm a single mom. On the flip side, I'm a very good mom. I work very hard. I'm probably one of the best parents...


Better Products

I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that's what I'm good at business-wise. That's Farrah. If you know me, that's me.

5. Better Products

I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that's what I'm good...


Smart Business Woman

Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever - it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I'm smart, and I'm happy that I did that.

6. Smart Business Woman

Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever - it was already out, it was already going to be...


I'm Not a Porn Star!

I am not a porn star, I'm going to be done doing adult gentlemen's clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it's gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it's more distracting, I'm not about that anymore.

7. I'm Not a Porn Star!

I am not a porn star, I'm going to be done doing adult gentlemen's clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that,...


Don't Talk About the Sex Tape!

) #XXX‬

I KNOW WHAT'S OUT. Don't talk to me about it! Thanks ‪

8. Don't Talk About the Sex Tape!

) #XXX‬


True Professional

You're very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it's only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that's how I feel about that.

9. True Professional

You're very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it's only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person...


James Deen Sucks!

[On James Deen] I don't need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven't seen many but his definitely was not big.

10. James Deen Sucks!

[On James Deen] I don't need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the...


Take That, Charlie Sheen

[To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection.

11. Take That, Charlie Sheen

[To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting...


Overwhelmed

Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see... was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone.

12. Overwhelmed

Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see... was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick...


Not TRYING to Drink

[Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink.

13. Not TRYING to Drink

[Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to...


.147 BAC = Safe

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

14. .147 BAC = Safe

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.


Farrah vs. Jenelle

Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.

15. Farrah vs. Jenelle

Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.


The surprising answer to that question - notwithstanding the pacifier shoved into the girl's mouth AT AGE FOUR - is probably not as much as you'd think.

Call her what you want, but the now-22-year-old puts in the time and effort.

Farrah gets her ready for school, spends car rides quizzing her on math problems, puts her in time out when the situation calls for it. Just like any mom!

It certainly SEEMS like Sophia Abraham has a pretty normal life for a toddler, filled with preschool and dance class and a bedroom of stuffed animals.

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Throughout the years, Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 has never ceased to amaze, entertain or leave fans slack-jawed in awe of just what a hot mess she is.

Jenelle Evans' life, at least as it's played out for us on the Internet, can be summed up as The 4 Selves: Selfishness, self-obsession, self-destruction and selfies.

Still, the 22-year-old is doing relatively well these days (at least for her), and all of the above factors can combine for unmatched reality TV entertainment.

Not unlike Farrah Abraham, Jenelle is the human equivalent of the car accident that sparks miles-long rubbernecking even when you know you should just look away.

Here's a look at 29 examples of that very phenomenon:

29 Jaw-Dropping Jenelle Evans Moments
Will Jenelle Evans go to jail over this fight with Britany Truett? It's certainly a possibility.
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Jenelle Evans Beating Up Girl

1. Jenelle Evans Beating Up Girl

Will Jenelle Evans go to jail over this fight with Britany Truett? It's certainly a possibility.


Jenelle Beats Up Britany

2. Jenelle Beats Up Britany

Jenelle Evans goes to TOWN on Britany Truett. Talk about a whomping!


Jenelle Evans Fights Roommate on Teen Mom 2

3. Jenelle Evans Fights Roommate on Teen Mom 2

Jenelle Evans throws down with her roommate and her boyfriend at the same time on this insane moment from the January 24, 2012 episode of Teen Mom 2.


The Abortion

4. The Abortion

Jenelle drops the biggest bombshell of all in the Teen Mom 2 Season 5 premiere: That she had an abortion with Courtland Rogers' baby.


Kieffah

5. Kieffah

Kieffah. She could never quit Kieffah.


Jenelle Evans Sonogram

6. Jenelle Evans Sonogram

The abortion was real alright. Courtland Rogers got her pregnant. Now she's pregnant again, by Nathan Griffith, and keeping this one.


Jenelle Evans Hospitalized

7. Jenelle Evans Hospitalized

Jenelle Evans was rushed to the hospital Monday for emergency surgery on her appendix.


Jenelle Evans Mug Shot (May 2013)

8. Jenelle Evans Mug Shot (May 2013)

One of so many Jenelle Evans mug shots.


Jenelle Evans Mug Shot (April 2013)

9. Jenelle Evans Mug Shot (April 2013)

Seriously. There are so many we don't even remember what each arrest was for.


Jenelle Evans Mugshots

10. Jenelle Evans Mugshots

Enough said.


Jenelle Evans Teen Mom 2 Montage

11. Jenelle Evans Teen Mom 2 Montage

A montage of some of Jenelle's "high" lights from Teen Mom 2's early years.


Jenelle Evans Nude Photo

12. Jenelle Evans Nude Photo

Gotta love Jenelle Evans nude with Kieffer Delp. Why can't she ever drop that guy like she does her pants?


Jenelle Evans Nude Picture

13. Jenelle Evans Nude Picture

Jenelle Evans nude. Posted by James Duffy on Twitter. Nice, James.


Jenelle Evans Nude Baby Bump

14. Jenelle Evans Nude Baby Bump

Jenelle Evans just posted this nude baby bump pic on the Internet. Because obviously.


Jenelle Evans Nude Twitter Background

15. Jenelle Evans Nude Twitter Background

Jenelle Evans changed her Twitter background to one of her nudes. Always classy.


Barbara Evans GIF

16. Barbara Evans GIF

A classic Barbara Evans GIF from Teen Mom 2. She lays into Jenelle a lot.


Ya High!

17. Ya High!

Barbara Evans lays the smack down on Jenelle in this awesome Teen Mom 2 GIF.


Jenelle and Barbara GIF

18. Jenelle and Barbara GIF

Jenelle and Barbara Evans from Teen Mom argue on Teen Mom 2 in an awesome GIF.


Jenelle Evans GIF

19. Jenelle Evans GIF

This really sums up Jenelle Evans in one GIF.


Jenelle Evans Smokes Weed

20. Jenelle Evans Smokes Weed

WEED!!!!!!!!


Jenelle Evans Tattoo

21. Jenelle Evans Tattoo

Jenelle Evans shows off her back tattoo. It's not small. Or non-trashy. Ah, Teen Mom 2 ...


Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp Photos

22. Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp Photos

Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp pose for a series of cute photos in happier times. Classy couple.


Jenelle Evans Before Boob Job

23. Jenelle Evans Before Boob Job

Jenelle Evans poses in a bikini before getting a boob job. What a cute girl ... is something you might think if you didn't know her.


Jenelle Evans' Boob Job

24. Jenelle Evans' Boob Job

Check out the results of Jenelle Evans' boob job ... according to some talented photoshop artists at least. We're not sure if this pic is authentic ... but then again neither is that rack.


Jenelle Evans Gets Plastic Surgery

25. Jenelle Evans Gets Plastic Surgery

Jenelle Evans gives the thumbs up to plastic surgery. Hooray, boobs!


Jenelle Evans Sings For Gary Head

26. Jenelle Evans Sings For Gary Head

Jenelle Evans shot this video, dedicating it to "Gary Motherf--king Head" and singing angrily to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus' "Face Down."


Jenelle Evans Engagement Video

27. Jenelle Evans Engagement Video

Jenelle Evans confirms her engagement to Courtland Rogers via UStream. Tell us you didn't see that coming!!


Jenelle Evans: Snorting Drugs?

28. Jenelle Evans: Snorting Drugs?

This video purports to show Jenelle Evans snorting Percocet. Is that what you see?


Jenelle Evans 'Sings' TIK TOK

29. Jenelle Evans 'Sings' TIK TOK

Jenelle Evans is a big fan of Ke$ha. Watch her rock out to the singer's "TIK TOK" right here.



 

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