Teen Mom 2 Season 3 kicked off on MTV Monday, picking up right where last season left off ... well, mostly. The more things change, though, the more they stay the same.
Read on THG's +/- rundown of the craziness, emotion and baby mama drama!
Jenelle Evans ... wow. Where do we even start with this girl. Minus 100.
Just kidding. Although we will deduct the points for her huge fake breasts.
Anyway, when we pick up the action, Jenelle's ready to turn her life around. Stop us if you've heard that before. Actually don't, we know you have. Minus 25.
"They wanna make sure you don't take somebody else's urine outta youhr pocket and puht it in da cup." - Jenelle's mom Bahhbrahh explaining drug testing. Plus 50.