Taylor Locke Gossip

Despite what some consider to be model-gorgeous looks, Mischa Barton has yet to conquer three conditions which affects millions of women:

1. Terrible fashion taste
2. Crazy-nasty cellulite action
3. Insistence on dating loser guys

The dreadful former OC star claimed that recent pictures showing her with raging cellulite were doctored, but, well ... see below:

Wearing a tight black mini skirt and a purple... something, the 22-year-old revealed her gross thighs while out with friends in New York. Ick!

As for people she's more than friends with, check out new boyfriend Taylor Locke (below). First Cisco Adler and now this guy ... wow. Just wow.

Hey, Taylor Locke - the late-1970s called. They want their clothes back.

Mischa Barton and new boyfriend Taylor Locke are spotted below on the streets of London this week.

They look absolutely thrilled to be together, don't they?

Meanwhile, rumors are circulating that the thin actress will soon be throwing her hat - or handbag, to be precise - into the celebrity fashion ring; she's set to launch her own collection of handbags.

"Mischa has always loved fashion, especially handbags," her rep told Elle, adding that the line will be vintage-inspired and finished by a flower motif hand drawn by Mischa herself.

We can barely contain our excitement over this news.

A lot has been made about recent clips of Mischa Barton nude.

Recent rumors, however, make it sound as though Rooney guitarist Taylor Locke wouldn't be so impressed by this sight: he's already tapped it numerous time.

Locke and Barton were spotted (below) having lunch in West Hollywood last week. The thin, terrible actress stopped by a memorial concert for filmmaker Brandon Schantz at the Roxy, where Locke's band performed.

After the show, Barton retreated backstage before coming out with her new man, holding him around the waist and kissing him on the lips.

Turn away, Ryan Atwood: Mischa Barton and Taylor Locke are dating.