Tara Reid
Gossip (Page 2)

And in other shocking news, a Kim Kardashian sex tape may be purchased by numerous men.

But, seriously, folks. We all knew Tara Reid was bad at going down. Joe Francis let us in on that tidbit. It doesn't seem to have stopped the awful actress, though.

Here she is, needing help to get back on her feet at a post-Super Bowl bash in Miami over the weekend.

Sure, it may have been Reid's fake, giant boobs that caused her to topple over - but odds are that alcohol played a vital role in this slip-up.

We're not saying it's time for an intervention or anything. Reid's antics entertain us all. But perhaps Tara Conner should give the actress a call and let her know what such behavior can lead to:

An awkward interview with Matt Lauer.

Just think about that fate, Ms. Reid.

When Joe Francis and Howard Stern get together, you should probably put the women and children to bed before turning up the radio.

During their most recent conversation, however, it was Tara Reid who probably wishes she weren't listening.

Stern asked Francis about the numerous celebrity babes he's bedded and Reid came in last - and not just in the category of worst boob job, for once. She was also accused of "pretty much" just lying there under the sheets. Ouch.

While the Girls Gone Wild creator didn't elaborate much on what Lindsay Lohan was like in the sack - apprently we can ask Brody Jenner now, though - he was clear on who was the best ... at everything.

It pains us to quote Francis on this, but he said: "[Paris Hilton] is the best ... Paris is amazing in bed ... better than anyone."

That's some high praise. Based on lewd pictures, though, we bet Katie Rees would have something to say about that. And it would be hot.

In the annals of celebrity photos, certain people simply go together.

Like Katie Rees and naked, drunken women.

But at least we don't mind those pairings. Here's one that makes our computers turn just looking at it, however: Tara Reid and Perez Hilton.

Granted, those losers deserve one another. But must we see it?

Oh, and Perez: Let Rachel McAdams sport the pink hair. At least she looks good in it.

Humans may technically be at the top of the food chain, but there is no doubt who the superior being is in this photograph. Pity the delightful, swimming mammal unfairly subjected to actress Tara Reid. We can only guess what was going through its mind when the STD-ridden, plastic surgery loving waif waded into its habitat...

Where's your handler when you need him?

How did you spend your Christmas vacation?

Staring online at Katie Rees pictures?

Coming up with new insults for Rosie O'Donnell?

Or wearing see-through outfits, a Santa hat and talking on the phone to seem important? Hmmm ... maybe that was just Tara Reid.

The hostess of an upcoming, lame New Year's Eve party spent the holidays catching up with her seldomly dressed self. We assume this took place after she was denied entrance into Hyde once again.

We also assume no one outside of Carson Daly really cares.

At one point in her career, Tara Reid could've been hosting one of the more prestigious New Year's Eve parties in the country. Something in Times Square or maybe Hyde nightclub.

Okay, that's not true.

But after American Pie, you'd have thought the actress would've had a chance to be more important than the random celebrity chosen to show up at a Marrioti in Chicago for the holiday. What do we blame for her downfall? Terrible acting or an awful boob job?

Ironically, Reid's ex-boyfriend, Carson Daly, will be hosting the festivities in New York City once again.

Tara's stock has fallen almost as quickly as that of J.R. Rotem. Maybe they can be each other's dates for the evening.

We also hear that fellow American Pie star, Natasha Lyonne, could use some company, Tara. For once in your life, though, don't act like a dog that night. It could get awkward.

The cons of being Tara Reid: you can't act and you have a botched boob job.

The pros of being Tara Reid: Sometimes, you look like Kelly Ripa. And formerly popular talk show hosts still show you love.

Indeed, Carson Daly recently talked to People magazine and heaped praise on his former fiancee for admitting past mistakes. The Last Call with Carson Daly host also said he was proud of his ex for speaking out about her plastic surgery.

"I saw her on the Today show recently talking about the whole thing, and I know how nervous she gets for stuff like that â€" it's funny when you know somebody so well â€" but I thought that she handled herself great, and I really commend her for her honesty and stepping up to the plate," Daly said.

Daly and Reid dated for 17 months before splitting in 2001. Carson also dated Jennifer Love Hewitt, but focused the interview on Tara. He said they scarcely keep in touch.

"We don't run in the same circles. But when we do run into each other it's always great to see her, and always very pleasant."

Good. Now, if only Clay Aiken and the aforementioned Ripa could get along as well.

Meanwhile, for those itching for a Daly update: He's been living in Los Angeles and hosting an online program called "It's Your Show." This is in addition to his late-night show on NBC .

"I'm trying to re-enter the human race," Carson said. "All of my rock 'n' roll living at MTV and my fast-paced public relationships â€" a lot of the press that people associated me with was tied in with all of that. And as I got a little bit older and moved on to NBC I thought, 'I've gotta grow up here.' "

Sounds like a lesson Lauren Conrad is also trying to follow. Do we smell a love connection in the making?

The last time we compared celebrity faces, it was an uncomfortable affair. Abbie Cornish and Reese Witherspoon?

No wonder Ryan Phillippe won't return our calls. But our job is to report the truth.

Which is why Kelly Ripa may not be too pleased with this week's selection of look-alikes. Nevertheless, we forge ahead with the remarkable resemblance.

If it's any comfort, Kelly, it's not that you've gotten a myriad of plastic surgery, like Tara Reid has admitted to. It's just that you look like you have. Feel better now?

Call us.

Tara Reid regrets her recent boob job because it left a lot of scarring on her cleavage.

The terrible actress also regrets her break-up with TV personality Carson Daly because it left a lot of scarring on her heart.

The couple dated and were briefly engaged in 2000 and 2001 before they separated. Now, the American Pie star admits she'll always lament the pair didn't give romance more of a chance.

"I think, `Well yeah, if I would have married Carson, I'd probably have kids by now … I wouldn't have had all that crazy partying," Reid said. "My life would have been completely different."

That's probably the same way Shar Jackson feels about Kevin Federline.

Fortunately, Reid has perspective on life now:

"But, you know what? If that was meant to happen, it would have … but I've never loved anyone the way I loved him."

Daly, of course, also dated Jennifer Love Hewitt for awhile. Then, he fell off the face of the earth - only to resurface with a hosting gig every New Year's Eve.

Maybe he spends all day online, trying to track down Jessica Simpson. Lord knows we certainly will now.

 Not everyone is blessed with boobs like Jessica Simpson.

Some, sadly, lack any chest at all. Not that we don't find Kate Hudson very attractive anyway. But we sort of digress.

The point here is that others go out of their way to increase bust size - and Tara Reid is an example of what can go wrong when you mess with nature's snack trays.

Due to pain and scarring from the procedue, the awful actress has turned to high-tech oxygen treatments for healing. Yes, folks, The American Pie star has been stepping into a hyperbaric chamber.

She often visits Los Angeles' Maria De Sio Skincare centre to get rid of scars around her navel and breasts.

"I had to put powder on them (scars) so you couldn't see how bad they were," said Reid, obviously referring to the numerous men that get an up close look every week.

During the $85 oxygen treatments,gas is pumped into the chamber to help skin blemishes and scarring heal. We just hope Avirl Lavigne is reading this.

Nose jobs don't always heal so well, either.