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Jessica Simpson and her fiance recently became parents for the second time.

The delivery, we're told, was rather dramatic ... or as dramatic as a scheduled C-section can be. It's a slow celebrity gossip week. We feel ya, In Touch.

Jessica Simpson Cover

“She had a suite at the hospital and her whole family was going to be there waiting for her when she got out of the delivery room,” says an alleged insider.

The birth of son Ace Knute couldn’t have come a moment too soon, either.

“This pregnancy has been difficult,” says a Simpson family source.

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Khloe Kardashian is reportedly off the fertility meds.

And on to the Paleo recipes!

In light of Kim Kardashian welcoming a daughter into the world last month, Life & Style sources say Khloe is more focused than ever on becoming a mother.

And she has a new strategy in place to accomplish that goal.

Khloe Kardashian Cover

Says a friend of the reality star:

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Dear Star Magazine: it's too late. Miley Cyrus has already won.

The tabloid took a break from its Kim Kardashian baby coverage last week to come up with a convoluted cover story that claims Cyrus has a "secret drug problem."

She apparently exhibits bizarre behavior. She often goes days without sleep. And she was spotted snorting "white powder" at a NYC party.

Miley Cyrus Drug Problem?

Where's the proof behind these allegations?

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Is the lovely Jennifer Aniston pregnant and/or alone these days?

No, but why let that stop you if you're a celebrity gossip tabloid.

Pregnant, Alone

Having recently proclaimed that she and Justin Theroux were “finally married," and having impregnated her many times before, OK! is back at it this week.

Just one week after Theroux had supposedly “crushed” Aniston’s dreams for a “winter getaway” wedding, too. Who knew there was also a baby involved!

If it involves Jennifer Aniston's misery, it's A-OK with OK!

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Kate Middleton is due to give birth to the royal heir(ess) in just a few weeks ... which makes this celebrity gossip tabloid cover nothing short of amazing.

Kate Middleton Delivery

Promising ALL THE DETAILS of the royal birth, Life & Style omits just one:

  1. Kate Middleton hasn't actually delivered the royal baby yet.

Despite this minor discrepancy, her family and security team have "rushed to the hospital," while Prince William has been "torn" from his wife's side.

Life & Style has taken up writing some historical fiction, apparently.

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It's a stressful time for Kim Kardashian.

She's a new mother, the world is mocking her daughter's name (North West... really?!?) and SHE ABSOLUTELY MUST LOSE ALL BABY WEIGHT AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!

At least that's how one source puts it to In Touch Weekly.

Kim Kardashian Weight Story

"Kim is obsessed with getting the baby weight off - and fast," an insider tells the tabloid, adding that she immediately asked her sisters if she looked skinner once North was born.

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When Kim Kardashian gave birth June 15, her world changed.

Everyone marveled at how “happy” the reality star was to finally hold her daughter in her arms. Heck, the long-awaited Kim Kardashian baby is already smiling!

But for how long?!?

Kim Kardashian: I Just Can't Do This!

The joy of welcoming Kaidence Donda West (or whatever the actual Kim Kardashian baby name is), In Touch Weekly reports, has been short-lived.

A terrified Kim, who endured a miserable pregnancy and constant clashes with controlling Kanye West, how faces the harsh reality of raising her daughter ALONE.

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The pregnant Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian are due the same day, according to a new tabloid report. All we have to say about that is O.M.G.

Seriously. Pencil in a Twitter crash around July 13.

Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian

According to a recent slew of royal baby betting, and from what we've gleaned from news reports, that's the date when the royal heir(ess) will arrive.

At least it's the current odds-on favorite. Ditto baby Yeezus.

While their backgrounds, parenting styles and baby bump fashion couldn't differ more, these are without a doubt the two biggest baby stories of the year.

Does Us offer any legitimate insight in the covery story above? Doubtful. Does it have to? No, because they know people can't wait and will read anything.

On that pointless note, vote in our survey and tell us ...

Which baby are you most excited for?!

 

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The tabloids aren't just after the Kardashians this week. They are after their relationships!

First, Star quotes Leyla Ghobadi as saying she totally banged Kanye West when he was with Kim Kardashian.

Now, In Touch Weekly is once again re-igniting the Kris Jenner divorce story, claiming she and Bruce are on the outs - and it'll be one EXPENSIVE breakup.

“There’s a lot of money at stake in this split,” says a family friend to the tabloid, adding that Kris ought to have concerns outside of her fortune:

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Things are looking up for Kim Kardashian.

Just a few days ago, she was afraid of being all alone in the delivery room, with In Touch Weekly claiming Kanye West had no plans to attend the birth of his child.

But now, according to Life & Style? West may totally be there... with a catch.

Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama

Kim is reportedly "petrified" over a natural birth and wants to have a C section next month.

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