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Kate Middleton is pregnant, yet weighs only 98 pounds, according to a shameless new report that proves you can never assume tabloids have hit bottom.

It's been quite the week for the Duchess. One she'd likely rather forget if she reads any celebrity gossip magazines, which we're hoping she doesn't.

First, a freak gust of wind allowed some paparazzo to snap a Kate Middleton upskirt photo and a German tabloid ran the image of her (bare!) derriere.

Now, Life & Style has come out with this nonsense on its latest cover:

Kate Middleton: 98 Lbs.! Pregnant!

Yes, another Kate Middleton pregnant story, on the heels of earlier reports that she's expecting twin girls. Only in this case, she's in so shape for that.

She is down below 100 pounds, if you believe this cover, which takes one (admittedly bad) photo of her naturally thin frame and invents that figure.

Oh, but that's not all. The article promises to reveal, in detail, the gritty truth behind Kate's alleged secret health battle, which includes the ...

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Don't let the recent run of photos fool you, people.

Yes, Solange and Beyonce are smiling in New Orleans in a picture recently posted to Instagram; and, granted, these sisters and Jay Z have supposedly buried the hatchet.

The Knowles siblings and Bey's husband released a statement that says all is good between the family members after this month's infamous elevator fight.

But insiders tell Life & Style the couple is simply putting on a phone fake smile for the smile: they are actually headed for divorce. A BIG divorce!

Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Cover

"It's been really rocky for them," a source supposedly tells the tabloid. "There is trouble in paradise. Divorce is inevitable - and Beyonce's only option."

On the night of May 5, Jay Z and Solange got into a verbal confrontation inside an elevator of The Standard Hotel that quickly escalated in nature:

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On April Fool's Day, THG claimed Selena Gomez was pregnant.

But it was April Fool's Day, we quickly owned up to the joke and we didn't allege Gomez MISCARRIED JUSTIN BIEBER'S BABY.

Sadly, the latest issue of In Touch Weekly cannot make such claims.

In one of the more despicable examples of a supermarket tabloid being all supermarket tabloid-y, the magazine screams on its latest cover that Selena is ... wait for it ...

PREGNANT & ALONE.

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Darn you, In Touch Weekly. You're forcing us to take the side of Kim Kardashian.

Earlier this week, the tabloid ran a cover story that claimed Kim and Kanye West were planning the "Wedding From Hell" because Kris Jenner keeps getting drunk and French Montana may show up as a guest.

Typical tabloid fodder, right?

Except the magazine also published a "photo recreation" of a woman trying to fit into a wedding dress and ran it alongside a picture of Kim crying. The obvious implication? That is Kim failing to fit into her gown! OH NO!

Kim Kardashian Wedding Nightmare

In response to what she describes as a “super lame” gimmick, Kardashian has taken to her blog and brought attention to the pathetic headline grab.

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Stop the presses, because Kate Middleton is officially ready for Baby No. 2!

At least according to always-reliable celebrity gossip publication Life & Style, which teases her OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT in its latest issue.

Funny, we would've thought Clarence House might have mentioned this ...

Kate Middleton: Baby Number 2!

While we have no doubt Prince George will be a big brother someday, and probably not too long from now, there's not a shred of evidence to corroborate this.

Clearly it's another shameless attempt to capitalize on speculation about when Prince William will get Kate Middleton pregnant again and sell magazines.

Nothing more, nothing less ... and nothing new. So it goes for L&S.

This tantalizing cover story on the Duchess also allegedly reveals:

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Earlier today, Kim Kardashian took to Twitter to set the record straight regarding her wedding.

And now we know why.

The reality star warned her followers that any wedding dress photo they see on the Internet is either an old version (she has been married twice before, remember) or a Photoshopped version.

In other words... don't believe what you see on the latest cover of In Touch Weekly.

The tabloid claims to take readers inside Kim’s “Wedding From Hell,” describing how Kris Jenner is “drunk all day” and Kanye West has already walked out on the nuptials.

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Miley Cyrus herself spoke out this week and said she ended up in a hospital for multiple days this month because she had been poisoning herself.

The singer, though, is talking about an adverse reaction to doctor-prescribed medicine.

The new issue of Life & Style, meanwhile, agrees that Cyrus has been putting poison into her body... in the form of illicit drugs!

According to the tabloid, Miley's recent hospitalization was the result of "months of over-the-top partying — including rampant pot smoking and a drug binge that ended in an overdose."

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We're all for splashy headlines in the name of good celebrity gossip, but this latest effort from the venerable tabloid In Touch might take the misleading cake.

It's probably a good thing, in the end ... but the magazine's promises of Teen Mom BABY NEWS advertised on this latest issue turn out to be anything but:

Perhaps forgetting that Jenelle Evans is on the show, or that Farrah Abraham used to be, the publication brings us up to date on three other starlets:

  • Kailyn Lowry is in a better place with Jo Rivera than at times in their combative past.
  • Leah Messer and Corey Simms continue to battle adversity regarding Leah's health.
  • Catelynn Lowell is ... still around, four years after she gave her kid up for adoption!

Yeah, no actual baby news there. Kailyn's got her two, Leah's got her three, and Cate hasn't had a second since she gave up the first. No one's pregnant.

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Khloe Kardashian was recently spotted with a French Montana-inspired necklace around her neck.

But if you think that's a sign that this couple is serious, consider the following:

Khloe is gonna have A BABY WITH NEW MAN. You know, according to the latest issue of Life & Syle and all...

Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!!

"A baby is part of the imminent equation for the hot-and-heavy twosome,” claims a source in language people totally use.

So, no, the tabloid at least isn't alleging that Kardashian is pregnant at the moment; just reiterating a fact that has been beaten to death over the years: she'd really like to be a mom.

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According to the singer herself, Miley Cyrus can't stop crying during her ongoing hospitalization.

And we now know why: THE SINGER IS ON THE VERGE OF DEATH.

Miley was placed under doctor's care on Tuesday due to what her rep has described as an allergic reaction to sinus infection medicine.

But In Touch Weekly makes it pretty clear on its latest cover: Cyrus actually has a heart condition that gets worse when she does drugs - and it may prove to be her fatal downfall.

Indeed, Cyrus was “born with a heart defect” and the 21-year old needs to “change [her] life or [she’ll] die,” physicians supposedly say.

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