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The Kim Kardashian bikini body, it really is back, folks.

The reality star covers the latest issue of Us Weekly, wearing nothing but a white bikini and strolling proudly down the beach.

The exclusive new photos inside the issue aren't just meant for ogling, either.

They are meant as an Eff You from Kim to her critics, who slammed her for excessive weight gain during her pregnancy just a few months ago.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic

"Kim feels confident again," an insider close to the first-time mother tells the tabloid.

"She worked really hard and is so motivated to stay fit."

Kim credits the Atkins Diet for helping her achieve such an impressive figure and has slammed reports that claimed plastic surgery played a role in her weight loss.

What are her other tricks? And the results of them?

Just head on down and pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on sale this Friday, to sort through many other Kim Kardashian pictures of this attractive nature.

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This year’s Kardashian Christmas card, arguably the family’s most bizarre and definitely their most expensive yet, is telling for a number of reasons.

Yes, Kim Kardashian is front and center and Kendall Jenner appears to be in the process of being groomed to take Kim's place under Kris' emperorship.

But the most notable image of all? Bruce Jenner actually showup up for the shoot, but being shoved in the corner, locked in a glass tube and fighting to escape.

Some photos really are worth a thousand words.

Bruce Jenner Tell-All?

It’s been an embarrassing year for the long-suffering patriarch, now a shell of his former self. And the humiliation he’s endured could cost Kris.

“If Bruce Jenner opens up about all of the dirt he has on Kris, he could easily get a book advance of $15 million,” a publishing insider tells In Touch.

Adds a Kardashian family friend, apparently worried: “All of her secrets would come out and she’d be completely destroyed. Bruce knows everything.”

Yes ... but what? And would he really tell all?

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Rumors that country star Miranda Lambert's stunning weight loss is due to surgery are being refuted by the country singer and the new issue of Life & Style.

She did not (small print) have a GASTRIC BYPASS (giant type). Got that?!?

Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover

The Miranda Lambert weight loss photos have made the slimming obvious.

Shedding nearly 30 pounds from her 5-foot-4 frame, the question became why, or now. Was it all so Blake Shelton won't cheat? Did she go under the knife?

Now the country star is firing back: "That is ridiculous," she fumes.

So ridiculous ... and L&S is doing nothing at all to foster speculation with its cover, on which GASTRIC BYPASS are the only words you can see at a glance.

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Forget the denials and explanations about how they are "working on projects together."

The new issue of Us Weekly makes it clear: the only thing Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik are working on is each other... naked... in bed. If you know what we mean!

"They started hanging out. It got romantic right away," an insider tells the magazine of Jenner and Flajnik. "They've been hooking up."

Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover

Following 22 years of marriage, Kris announced her separation from Bruce Jenner this summer. No divorce filing is imminent by either side, but each is also free to date whomever he/she desires.

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It's our favorite rumor on the Internet, and it's resurfaced once again thanks to In Touch Weekly:

Might O.J. Simpson be Khloe Kardashian's biological father?!?

This hilarious paternity question was first raised in January 2012 by The National Enquirer and now Simpson's manager, Norman Pardo, is telling In Touch that anything is possible.

The Juice totally could have knocked up Kris Jenner!

OJ as Khloe Kardashian's Father?

After all, Prado is certain Jenner "slept with" Simpson and says the truth is "going to come out sooner or later." And what truth is that, exactly?

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Kim Kardashian has been exposed.

No, not in the Bound 2 music video, although Kanye West is definitely cradling a topless Kim Kardashian in that bizarre footage.

And not in the pages of Playboy back in the day, although, let's face it: there are plenty of Kim Kardashian nude photos to go around from that pictorial.

This time, though, the exposure in question relates to Kim's post-baby weight loss.

Kim Kardashian is a Cheater!

Kardashian has claimed she shed over 70 pounds largely due to exercise and the Atkin's Diet, but Life & Style alleges otherwise.

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by Free Britney at

Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant and alone so many times at this point, it's almost like her job. Woman is just prolific and getting knocked up and abandoned.

The latest report to that effect has her being left by fiance Justin Theroux, who supposedly "stormed off to NYC" without her. Kind of a drag right there.

The report alleges that Justin has called off the duo's wedding while he goes to the East Coast for work reasons, while Jennifer stays back in Los Angeles.

Heartbroken, naturally ... and WITH CHILD.

Gossip is gossip, but it's amazing how this same story can be rehashed literally dozens of times, over a matter of years, and that anyone even reads OK!

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Miranda Lambert‘s "shocking" weight loss makes the cover of Us Weekly this week, and for once, it really is shocking. She looks like a shadow of Miranda!

Miranda Lambert Us Weekly Cover

The celebrity gossip tabloid claims that she dropped 25 pounds in three months leading up to the 2013 CMA Awards. Based on that photo? It's very possible.

As for the reason for her pound-shedding? Other sources have claimed it's all so Blake won't cheat, but that's more likely to amuse her husband than anything.

Regarding how the singer did it, Us says it was achieved without "giving up cocktails with [Blake Shelton]." Phew. We can all drink to that, are we right THGers?

Portion control and simple workouts. That's all it took, supposedly.

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Attention, Beyonce fans: you may have nothing to worry about after all.

With followers of that singer passing around a petition that urges Queen Bey not to attend the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding, a new In Touch Weekly report alleges that there may not be a wedding to attend after all.

Say it ain't so, anonymous sources!

Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover

An insider tells the tabloid that Kim and Kanye have engaged in "several arguments" because "Kanye wants to control" every aspect of the nuptials.

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OMG OMG OMG. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! We never would have guessed, but it's true, according to this reliable source!

** - Minus the true part, and reliable source part.

Determined to break news even when there is no actual news to be broken, Life & Style has scooped the dream Robsten wedding we've all pined for.

Only problem? It's not real. Minor details ...

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married!

According to the publication, despite the fact that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson last year, the duo is not only back on, but getting serious.

They're even discussing their wedding plans!!!

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