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Kate Middleton may be the most universally liked female on the planet.

Seriously... Kate Middleton fashion? Kate Middleton as a mother? Kate Middleton bikini photos? Who doesn't adore all of these things and everything else about Prince William's better half?

The Queen herself, that's who.

Kate Middleton: Tormented by The Queen?

According to the new issue of Life & Style, the Duchess of Cambridge has endured “months of bullying about her parenting, overspending and wardrobe malfunctions.

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Looks like the rumors of unrest between Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are more than rumors as the details of their weekend fight continue to emerge.

According to the new issue of Us, the pregnant Kourtney indeed kicked Scott Disick out of the house they're renting in the Hamptons, with the following directive.

Be a more responsible father, or get out and stay out!

Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian Fighting!

Kourtney and Scott, who have been together eight years, are expecting their third child together this year. All seemed to be well between them until Father's Day.

That's when Disick, who has seemingly reverted to his hard-partying ways out on Long Island, finally pushed it too far with his baby mama, who lost it.

Kardashian made him spend the night at a hotel Sunday. It's unclear if he's back yet, but the straw that broke the camel's back was a pic of Disick online.

"Kourtney was yelling at Scott after she found an inappropriate picture of him with another girl," a Kardashian source explains of the feuding couple.

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Beyonce's Blue Ivy Carter photos may be some of the most adorable things we've seen in years, but if recent rumors are to be believed, Baby Blue may soon have some cuteness competition.

The latest issue of Life & Style claims that Beyonce is not only pregnant, but pregnant and betrayed, as a result of allegations that Jay Z is cheating with Casey Cohen.

Beyonce, Khloe Kardashian Life & Style Cover

The tabloid doesn't have the greatest reputation for honesty and accuracy, but given that Queen Bey has openly discussed her desire for a second child in recent months, another pregnancy certainly wouldn't come as a shock. 

Some other claims in the new issue L&S (such as the fact that Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana) are a bit less believable:

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For reasons not entirely clear, Miley Cyrus dissed Selena Gomez in concert this week, violently tossing around a cardboard cutout of her fellow singer.

But the latest issue of In In Touch Weekly states plainly: the artist has something more pressing to worry about than a petty Miley Cyrus slight...

She's battling a DEADLY DISEASE!

Selena Gomez Tabloid Cover

The tabloid quotes multiple doctors for its misleading article (none of whom have ever met Gomez), and they all agree that “too much work, stress or partying could have serious consequences” for the star. 

They cite her diagnosis of Lupus and say Selena is on the verge of "life and death," depending on her life choices.

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Kris Jenner may think Rob Kardashian is a fat loser at the moment.

But a new report claims Rob is about to get the last laugh... damaging expose style!

According to In Touch Weekly, Kardashian feels spurned by his famous family.

He ditched them the morning of the Kim Kardashian wedding in order to return to Los Angeles because he felt ostracized by his weight, made fun of and made to feel like an outcast.

The Revenge of Rob Kardashian?

So... how will Rob seek revenge?

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Beyonce has been destroyed by Jay Z. Just mauled, beaten and broken down emotionally by her cheating, betraying partner and the father of her child.

At least according to a completely disreputable tabloid.

If you believe this celebrity gossip publication, which we'd advise against, their divorce drama is exploding. And this is gonna be a costly one.

Next week's headline: Jay Z & Beyonce: The $2 BILLION DIVORCE!

Bey and Jay aren't splitting, of course, but in the wake of the Jay Z-Solange fight, all bets are off regarding the rumors tabloids will run surrounding the duo.

Life & Style alleges that after being left alone "night after night," the Queen has finally gotten wise to the fact that her King has been putting it to:

  1. Rihanna
  2. Rachel Roy
  3. Someone else

Gotta be rough, learning this from a supermarket rag.

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Do not let the happy Kim Kardashian wedding photos fool you, people.

The dream event in Florence this past Saturday was really a nightmare for Ray J's former sex tape partner.

According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, Kim had to endure fighting relatives, a bevy of no-shows and general humiliation on what was meant to be the best day of her life.

An anonymous insider tells the tabloid that the bride had a “meltdown” moments before exchanging vows with Kanye West, as her Givenchy dress allegedly ripped, requiring a last-minute alteration.

And that wasn't the end of her troubles!

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Kate Middleton is pregnant, yet weighs only 98 pounds, according to a shameless new report that proves you can never assume tabloids have hit bottom.

It's been quite the week for the Duchess. One she'd likely rather forget if she reads any celebrity gossip magazines, which we're hoping she doesn't.

First, a freak gust of wind allowed some paparazzo to snap a Kate Middleton upskirt photo and a German tabloid ran the image of her (bare!) derriere.

Now, Life & Style has come out with this nonsense on its latest cover:

Kate Middleton: 98 Lbs.! Pregnant!

Yes, another Kate Middleton pregnant story, on the heels of earlier reports that she's expecting twin girls. Only in this case, she's in so shape for that.

She is down below 100 pounds, if you believe this cover, which takes one (admittedly bad) photo of her naturally thin frame and invents that figure.

Oh, but that's not all. The article promises to reveal, in detail, the gritty truth behind Kate's alleged secret health battle, which includes the ...

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Don't let the recent run of photos fool you, people.

Yes, Solange and Beyonce are smiling in New Orleans in a picture recently posted to Instagram; and, granted, these sisters and Jay Z have supposedly buried the hatchet.

The Knowles siblings and Bey's husband released a statement that says all is good between the family members after this month's infamous elevator fight.

But insiders tell Life & Style the couple is simply putting on a phone fake smile for the smile: they are actually headed for divorce. A BIG divorce!

Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Cover

"It's been really rocky for them," a source supposedly tells the tabloid. "There is trouble in paradise. Divorce is inevitable - and Beyonce's only option."

On the night of May 5, Jay Z and Solange got into a verbal confrontation inside an elevator of The Standard Hotel that quickly escalated in nature:

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On April Fool's Day, THG claimed Selena Gomez was pregnant.

But it was April Fool's Day, we quickly owned up to the joke and we didn't allege Gomez MISCARRIED JUSTIN BIEBER'S BABY.

Sadly, the latest issue of In Touch Weekly cannot make such claims.

In one of the more despicable examples of a supermarket tabloid being all supermarket tabloid-y, the magazine screams on its latest cover that Selena is ... wait for it ...

PREGNANT & ALONE.

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