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Kate Middleton and Prince William's grandmother, HRM Queen Elizabeth, may seem like they enjoy a kind, cordial relationship, but not the case, says one tabloid.

The two are actually at war. AT WAR!! And Kate has the upper hand!

  • Kate Middleton AT WAR!
  • Kate Middleton, Queen Elizabeth

One wouldn't think that with all the Kate Middleton baby bump speculation, a tabloid would focus on a fake beef with an 88-year-old, but we digress.

While this supposed feud between a one-time commoner and one of the longest-reigning monarchs in the history of Europe is FAR from over, Kate is winning.

According to Life & Style, the Duchess scored "her biggest victory yet” over her elderly foe by convincing Prince William to move out of Kensington Palace.

Their family is off to the countryside. The Queen is supposedly very unhappy ... even though she actually gave the couple the estate they will be relocating to.

To be closer to William's job as a pilot. But who's counting.

Says the alleged, anonymous, all-knowing palace source:

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For the first time in recorded history, an OK! Weekly cover story has got it right.

Mostly. Kind of. Sort of.

It is true that Kim Kardashian thinks she still has 15-20 pounds of baby weight to lose, as she's annoyingly been Tweeting about her huge hips and butt for weeks now.

So, yes, we grant that Kim has basically admitted she's fat (in her warped eyes, that is).

Kim Kardashian Fat Feature

However, OK! then goes and ruins all its credibility by claiming Kim visits a doctor every year for a body “maintenance program” and, this time around, she has a “crazy long lost of things she wants to get fixed."

Such as?

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We're very sorry to break it you, North West. But your parents aren't in love.

We know this may be difficult to hear, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are living a "FAKE MARRIAGE," according to the latest In Touch Weekly cover.

The stars allegedly sleep in "separate bedrooms” and engage in “scripted public appearances,” with their relationship no more than a “business deal" between money-hungry celebrities.

Kim Kardashian: Exposed!

This isn't the first time we've heard Kim and Kanye are miserable together.

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In case you've been living under a rock on Mars in a cave with really crappy wi-fi: Beyonce and Jay Z might be headed for divorce.

It started off as a ridiculous tabloid rumor, but it now seems that there may be some truth to it.

In fact, just today we learned that Beyonce met with financial advisers, possibly to prepare for what's sure to be an insanely costly breakup.

Considering the Carters are already raising a two-year-old daughter in the public eye, the whole situation is pretty sad. 

Fortunately, you can always count on the folks at Life & Style to put a hysterically over-the-top spin on any real-life celebrity drama:

Beyonce Hates Cheaters!

Here that, world? Beyonce can't live with a cheater! Maybe that's why Bey's been apartment shopping in NYC. Or maybe she's just sick of hearing her husband shout "Hov!" every time he successfully throws a tissue into the wastebasket.

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Justin Theroux just dumped Jennifer Aniston on their wedding day, according to a hilarious celebrity gossip tabloid that really mailed this cover story in.

The only surprising thing is that the publication didn't seize upon the Beyonce-Jay Z divorce rumors instead, as those seem to be all the rage these days.

Instead, they went with another famously private couple about which much is written with zero evidence. Or ex-couple, if you were to buy this nonsense:

Dumped on Her Wedding Day!

When it comes to gossip sources, and the celebs they focus on, Life & Style and Jennifer Aniston make a long-running, very inaccurate pairing.

Allegedly, they were as "fight tore them apart - hours before the ceremony in Mexico.” Of course, there was no ceremony in Mexico. Minor detail.

The magazine previously reported that Aniston and Theroux would marry in Cabo San Lucas this month, so at least they followed their own false narrative.

Conveniently, the fake wedding never took place. What are the odds?!?

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As you've likely heard by now, Justin Bieber spent part of this week getting into a fight with Orlando Bloom.

Sadly, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Selena Gomez isn’t doing much better these days.

The magazine (erroneously) claims Gomez could be heading “back to rehab,” where she spent a few weeks at the outset of 2014, allegedly due to the scars of her time with Bieber.

Selena Gomez Rehab Claim

It goes on to claim that Gomez has been “partying with hardcore drugs” and that she recently “hit rock bottom.”

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According to a hilarious new tabloid report, the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have technically lasted longer than the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

But only technically.

That's because sources tell In Touch Weekly that Kimye is "over" after just 58 days of wedded non-bliss.

Does this mean another Kim Kardashian divorce is on the horizon? Not necessarily.

Kimye Divorce!

"Kim is so obsessed with her image that she doesn’t want to suffer the public humiliation of yet another divorce,” writes the tabloid.

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Gavin Rossdale has fallen out of love with Gwen Stefani and the long-time couple is headed for a divorce.

If you believe the latest issue of OK! Weekly, that is.

The tabloid’s cover feature screams that the singers will soon SPLIT! and that Stefani and Rossdale have been sleeping apart for many "months now."

Who will raise their three sons? Who will receive a bulk of the couple's $115 million fortune? These are the important questions made up asked by editors.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale Divorce Claim

According to the magazine, the birth of the pair’s third son earlier this year caused certain “dormant problems [to come] flooding back to the surface."

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Duchess Kate Middleton is pregnant with a baby girl, according to yet another tabloid report dubiously claiming inside information on the oft-discussed topic.

Last week, it was the 32-year-old's childhood friend, Jessica Hay, who "confirmed" the news that Prince William got Kate Middleton pregnant again.

Now, if you believe the celebrity gossip publication above (and there's no reason you should, other than it being fun), it looks like Prince George is going to be a big ...

Kate Middleton: It's a Girl!

... brother!!! To a beautiful baby girl!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, despite there being no evidence to support Kate being pregnant at all, the publication claims she and William have revealed the big news to their friends.

And what marvelous non-news we're sure that was.

The alleged palace insider adds that the Duke and Duchess are “eager to have a daughter” because of Kate’s close relationship with sister Pippa Middleton.

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Mila Kunis gushed about Ashton Kutcher during a recent interview, referring to her fiance as "the love of my life."

However, if a new report from Star magazine is to be believed (it's probably not), Mila and Ashton have been fighting non-stop lately, and their problems have gotten so bad they've decided to delay their wedding indefinitely.

Mila Kunia and Ashton Kutcher Star Cover

"They've always been very passionate , but now that's turning into a lot of yelling," a source tells the tabloid. "They're both having a hard time tolerating each other's issues."

The insider adds that things came to head recently when Ashton "stormed out of the house" during one of their fights and ended up flying to Brazil with his friends for the World Cup finals. 

We guess that's the mega-rich equivalent of walking to the corner bar.

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