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HUGE news, people: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant, according to OK! Magazine.

This is totally true, except for the part where she is not pregnant. Or getting a ring.

As fall begins chilling the New York City air, writes the celebrity news source, "Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand - while smiling ear to ear - with beau Justin Theroux."

If peacoats don't tell you she's preggers, we don't know what will!!

Aniston Pregnant!!!!!

Other "evidence" to support this BS cover story? New Jennifer Aniston pictures allegedly showing a change from her svelte physique to a curvier, more buxom shape.

There's even "the suggestion of a bulge around the belly." The suggestion.

Tongues are wagging, at least according to this report. But is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, for real, at age 42? We would bet heavily, very heavily even, that she's not.

However ... “She hasn’t announced it, but all her friends seem to think it finally happened,” an insider says. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing!”

You never know. What we do know is that Brad Pitt is so glad it's not his.

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Rigorous private lessons on how to be royal.

Rumors about losing too much weight.

Scrutiny over when she'll have a baby.

Alleged kidnapping threats.

Kate Middleton has a lot on her plate these days, to be sure. But is Us' new cover featuring the Duchess trying to make her situation more alarming than it is?

Kate Middleton Under Pressure

Kate definitely has lost weight in the past year, but many brides do. And sure, people are probably waiting for her to get pregnant with a royal heir. But Kate is 29 and has been married less than six months. Is she really sweating it?

She's got plenty of time to raise a family and raise children. A girl's allowed to enjoy being married and getting acclimated to her new life for a bit.

Heck, if you believe Star magazine, she's already pregnant with twins. If her fake fertility is any indication, getting pregnant for real should be a breeze.

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OMGOMG. Jennifer Aniston is totally getting a ring. Gasp.

That sounds awesome, but is it really a sign of an engagement to Justin Theroux? Or just more carefully-worded editorial brilliance from the desk at In Touch?

We'd say there's a 99.99 percent chance it's the latter.

A Ring For Jen

The tabloids are having a field day lately, with Aniston in an actual, loving relationship and Pitt somehow running his mouth about her - non-flatteringly at that.

At this point, a report that Justin Theroux threatened Brad Pitt seems almost believable. So the idea of them getting engaged has taken on an air of inevitability.

Slow down, though. Moving in together and getting married are two different things (just look at Brad). And no matter how "unique" and "meaningful" this alleged ring is, there's absolutely no proof it came from Justin, or that it even exists.

Kind of a strange call by In Touch on this week's cover. Why not lead with your alleged worldwide exclusive that Jessica Simpson is pregnant? Makes no sense.

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Star Magazine refuses to believe that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore could have a happy marriage.

In its latest issue of lies, the tabloid revisits the topic it focused on a year ago: Kutcher's allegedly cheating ways and how, finally, Moore has had enough. The result? One of the more expensive splits in Hollywood history, if this cover headline is to somehow be believed:

A Demi Divorce?!?

On September 23, Moore Tweeted "When we are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger." Hmmm...

The latest rumor revolves around Ashton getting it on with some random woman named Sara Leal. She is reportedly trying to sell details of their tryst for $250,000.

It's unclear how much Britney Spears wants to discuss her affair with the new Two and a Half Men star, likely because it never took place.

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Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend is reportedly far from pleased with Brad Pitt and his recent comments about the actress. That much is probably true.

Threatening Brad over them, as In Touch reports? Probably not.

This one's all on Pitt, though. Had he not mused at length about how dull life with Jen was and how he only pretended to be happy in their marriage - context, schmontext, he said it - this would never be on a tabloid cover:

Justin Theroux Threatens Brad Pitt!

Is Angelina still fueling the fire? LOOK at her - of course (not)!

If you believe this celebrity gossip magazine, Justin called Brad a "wimp" and warned him he'd better shut his yap. Somehow we doubt there was any "showdown."

We don't doubt that Jen went ballistic when she read her ex-husband's quotes in Parade, or that her new man took exception. But the two camps being at war?

Not likely, given the lengths to which Aniston goes to NOT be dragged into stuff like this. Of course, it's more realistic than 90 percent of the stuff written about her ...

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For a notoriously private guy, Brad Pitt surprisingly opened up a can of worms with his comments about his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston in Parade magazine.

Remarks the actress and her camp are said to have "gone ballistic" over.

Regardless of the Moneyball star's intentions, saying he wasn't leading an interesting or fulfilling life pre-Angelina Jolie, and that he was "trying to pretend my marriage was something that it wasn't" reated a PR firestorm.

Jen Aniston: Blindsided By Brad!

How did the former Mrs. Pitt react? "She was annoyed," a pal close to the Horrible Bosses star says. "She thought that it was rude and inappropriate."

Team Aniston angrily reached out to Pitt's representatives, according to Us Weekly, and "They got his team involved and Brad was read the riot act."

Within 24 hours, Pitt had surprisingly released a statement clarifying and lamenting the pretend marriage comment while praising his former spouse.

Jen "is an incredibly giving, loving and hilarious woman," Brad swears.

Still, the Pitt source says, despite his claims that it was all spun wrong, "no one believes his words were taken out of context - he said what he said."

Why say that in any context? Yhough Pitt is clearly happy with Angelina Jolie and their kids, "We think he's jealous [Jen's] in love," the source says.

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Moneyball star Brad Pitt may have managed an epic, rare feat. Enraging and humiliating both his ex-wife and his life partner with one series of quotes.

Talking about one's pretend marriage to Jennifer Aniston will do that.

How bad has it gotten? “Brad is in deep trouble with both Jen and Angelina” an insider tells OK! in this week’s issue, for what it's worth (very, very little).

Brad Pitt: Living a LIE!

At issue is Brad's interview with Parade, which he began with self-deprecation. Talking about himself 10-12 years ago, he called himself a “pathetic” slacker, “sitting on a couch, holding a joint…. I wasn’t living an interesting life.”

All well and good. Until ...

“I think that my marriage [to Jennifer] had something to do with it," he added. "I was trying to pretend the marriage was something it wasn’t.”

Jen, who famously said Brad was missing “a sensitivity chip,” may have been proven right here, despite Brad's attempts to clarify the comment.

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Kendra Wilkinson will release a new book tomorrow, and kick off season four of her reality show on Sunday.

By total coincidence, the woman who used to have sex with Hugh Hefner is also gracing the latest cover of In Touch Weekly, going off in detail inside the tabloid about her recent battle with postpartum depression.

Kendra Wilkinson Tabloid Cover

“I felt devastated, helpless – like I was in a black hole,” Kendra said of the two-year struggle. “I even thought of harming myself. I just threatened [suicide] a lot.”

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Hollywood celebrities Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are not just planning to wed their respective partners, they're tripping over themselves to get married first!

According to a clearly bogus report in OK! anyway.

There is little doubt that when Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie six years ago, it fueled one of the biggest celebrity feuds in modern times.

But while entertainment news channels and celeb gossip sites eat that up, there's little reason to believe there's actual competition right now. Or is there?

Angelina Sabotage!

According to OK!, Angelina is a RAGING, SPITEFUL, JEALOUS BITCH who must, at all costs, sabotage Jen's (non-existent) wedding to (non) fiance Justin Theroux.

Jolie is set to marry Brad first as part of this evil plot.

Despite publicly insisting that she has no plans to wed, sources who do not exist close to the Oscar-winner say she's has already picked out a dress!

Make no mistake - her fake wedding will be more opulent than Aniston's, too: “The truth is she and Jen still hate each other,” a source dishes.

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"I would never leave Sophia." - Farrah Abraham on last night's Teen Mom

Despite this proclamation, it appears the youngster did exactly that, leaving her daughter with her mother in Iowa while she "attends school" in Florida.

According to Life & Style, the reality star has been in Ft. Lauderdale for months, while her mother, Debra Danielson, is now Sophia's primary caregiver.

Farrah Abraham Ditches Daughter

Was this move altruistic or purely selfish? Somewhere in the middle?

Farrah Abraham said this about her decision to leave Sophia:

"I want her [Sophia's grandmother] to be there for Sophia when I need to take care of my responsibilities, my education and earning an income for both of us."

Not that this wasn't a difficult decision. In fact, the 20-year-old admits, "I'm tugged in many different ways daily - but I don't want to limit myself or Sophia."

What do you think? Is Farrah really doing this for Sophia, or was she simply not up to the task of being a mom? She could have gone to school A LITTLE closer to home, or taken beautiful little Sophia with her to Florida. We're just saying.

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