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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are on the fast track with their surprisingly public relationship of four months. No one is disputing that much.

Procreation, though?

We'd expect this from OK! or In Touch, but Us surprised our staff a bit with this new cover story, claiming they are "trying for a baby" already ...

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Cover

"They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family," an insider close to them tells the new issue of the celebrity gossip magazine.

"She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time."

And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby, a second insider says:

"They both want it to happen soon."

So basically, there's no vigorous procreation plan taking place, it's just something they've discussed. That's not a misleading headline or anything.

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Jennifer Lopez may have split from Marc Anthony last month, but tabloids have never been more in love with this singer.

She's been featured on numerous covers since the divorce announcement, with one claiming there's a plan to reunite J. Lo with ex-fiance Ben Affleck, his kids and wife be damned!

The latest coverage, sadly, is not nearly as scandalous. Us Weekly claims that Lopez has vowed to make Anthony "pay," while Life & Style is perpetuating the rumor that there's a romance brewing between Jennifer and Rodrigo Santoro...

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What's the true scoop? We may never know.

But Lopez actually spoke to Vanity Fair for its latest issue. She says she's sad her relationship is over, but she still believes in love and hasn't given up just yet on happily ever after.

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Is throat-cancer survivor Michael Douglas smoking again, just months after enduring grueling treatment for the disease? Star and Radar say he is.

The photos appear in the new issue of the celebrity gossip tabloid and were allegedly taken July 21. He is shown on a yacht in Porto Venere, Italy.

The legendary actor is clearly smoking in the cover photo, and in more images inside the magazine. The question is when they were really taken.

Michael Douglas Cancer Shocker!

Michael Douglas went through chemotherapy and radiation last year, bravely beating cancer, making these new photos - if legit - even more stunning.

The oldest, easiest trick in the tabloid book is the file photo, though. Using an old or misleading image to make a cover stand out is par for the course.

We can't guarantee that's what's going on here, but we also wouldn't bet against that. It's worth noting that he was a heavy smoker prior to 2010.

There's also the possibility that he was smoking medicinal marijuana, but even that would still expose Douglas to potentially damaging side effects.

Douglas has yet to comment about the photos.

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Now it all makes sense.

Tabloids have been wondering and reporting on the basis for Jennifer Lopez's split from Marc Anthony - was he too controlling? Did he cheat on her? - but OK! Weekly has gotten to the bottom of the divorce:

It's all part of a plan to reunite a couple that broke up four days before a wedding, that featured a $1.2 million engagement ring and a 16-month romance: BENNIFER!

J. Lo and Ben Afflec Cover

“They’re talking,” an insider says in the latest issue of this magazine, while a Lopez colleague says Ben Affleck and J. Lo “have spoken more than once.” Juicy!

If Jennifer's mother, Guadalupe, has anything say about it (note: she doesn't), the two will totally get back together. Mrs. Lopez supposedly called Affleck a few days before her daughter and Anthony separated, with a family friend saying: “She was devastated when the [Bennifer] engagement was called off."

We're very sorry, Jennifer Garner. But you might wanna hire a divorce attorney. This reunion seems inevitable.

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Teresa Giudice makes about $250,000 per season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She then rakes in at least that much in endorsement deals and other marketing maneuvers.

But this reality star opens up in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly and admits: she's terrified of being poor. Perhaps she ought to stop going on $60,000 spending sprees in that case. What a spoiled moron.

NJ Housewives

Do you give Teresa Giudice points for being honest? Or want to climb through your computer screen and into this tabloid cover to strangle her for being so insensitive to actual poor people?

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We know Angelina Jolie wears the pants in her relationship with Brad Pitt, but will her insane, jealous rages ultimately drive her man away for good?

That's what OK! surmises in its new cover story.

The Oscar-winning actress is allegedly GOING NUCLEAR over Brad Pitt’s flirtatious relationship - documented in photographs!!!!! - with a young assistant.

Just look at their chemistry on the Malta set of his new zombie thriller, World War Z. He's standing NEXT TO HER! No wonder Angie's blowing her top:

Brad's Mystery Woman!

According to this reliable source, Brad's "flaunting" happiness on purpose!

“Brad resents Angelina tries to control him,” a source says. “He told Angelina outright, ‘I’ve always had women friends, I’m always going to. End of story.’”

Jolie puts on a good front as a woman of confident - even arrogant - sensuality, but the world-saving mom has some insecurity issues, OK! states.

Slowly but surely, it's driving Pitt crazy ... mostly.

“Of course, there’s a part of him - even though he would never admit it - that likes it,” the insider reveals. “Angelina is usually so cool, unaffected."

"She's this kind of untouchable woman, and when she shows some jealousy, it lets him know she has a weak spot - and that she’s crazy about him.”

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Kate Middleton is anorexic and with child, according to Star.

That last part should tell you everything you need to know. By anorexic and pregnant, what the tabloid means is she is not pregnant and/or sickly.

Apparently sources close to the Duchess say that she's "gone from fit and toned to gaunt and bony" and the whole thing is just "horrifying." Gosh.

Anorexic, Pregnant

Dr. Fred Pescatore, who has no connection to her at all, notes that "Kate looks to weigh from 95 to 100 lbs. That makes her seriously underweight."

At 5'10", a weight of 100 pounds would put her BMI as "severely underweight" or, to put it another way, not able to function and possibly not alive.

So Kate Middleton is pregnant and dying. Thanks Star!

In reality, she's probably just thin. Not starving to be sexy or ready to collapse due to exhaustion or severe malnourishment at any given moment.

Nor is she carrying any future kings or queens. Although now that she's married and settling down, you have to wonder when she'll get pregnant.

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She's drop-dead gorgeous. She married the Prince of freaking Wales. The world has been riveted by every Kate Middleton fashion choice under the sun.

Despite all that, is the pressure of being in the public eye getting to the Duchess of Cambridge? A new tabloid report suggests that it certainly may be.

The 5-foot-10 princess was once a size 6, "but there's no way she's more than a size zero right now - that's extremely skinny," a friend tells Life & Style.

Some friend.

Kate Middleton: Too Skinny?

"Kate was pretty skinny on her wedding day, but now she's dropped another 7 to 10 pounds," another insider says, with no basis for that whatsoever.

The magazine claims that Kate barely touched her meal prepared by celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis during their visit to America last week.

Even if that's true, which we doubt, it can't be easy to eat with thousands of people staring at you. Maybe give the girl a little bit of a break.

At least her husband is all over it, according to L&S.

Having lived through his mother's alleged eating disorders, "William's No. 1 priority in life is to ensure that Kate is happy and healthy."

Now that we believe. They're a sweet couple. What do you think, though? Has Kate Middleton lost weight, and is she looking too thin?

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Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really getting married? As in, within the next three months? A new report claims it's true, citing three different sources!

We'll believe it when the "I dos" are exchanged, or the couple confirms the report themselves. Take Us Weekly's cover story with a grain of salt. Or 864.

A wedding set to take place within the next few months, sources tell the celebrity news magazine, hinting at a small affair at their home in France ...

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Their wedding "would be intimate and informal," an insider says of the pair, who have been together for five years-plus but have resisted tying the knot.

Jolie, 36, and Pitt, 47, have said that until marriage is legal for all - gay or straight - they won't partake. But that's likely just an excuse, however noble.

It's more likely that they simply have their own reasons ... ones that may be evolving as the years go by. Six major factors may also play a role there.

"The kids ask about marriage," Pitt said of Maddox, 9, Pax, 7, Zahara, 6, Shiloh, 5, and Vivienne and Knox, 3. "It's meaning more and more to them."

Basically ... don't bet on this actually going down. But don't count it out either. What better reason than to do it for the kids, and for one another?

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On last night's Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham took her newly-paid-for breasts on a modeling gig in Colorado, making hard-earned money to support Sophia.

Meanwhile, Maci Bookout took the plunge and moved in with Kyle King, a relatively nice, stable individual who even has a job. So things are going well, right?

WRONG, according to In Touch, which claims Teen Mom RUINED their lives! Anorexia! Addiction! Abuse! Living on popcorn and cigarettes! Oh, the horror!

Teen Mom Stars: RUINED!

Besides the walking train wreck that is Amber Portwood, it's hard to see how MTV is ruining their lives. Seems to us like they were in tight spots already.

If anything, aren't they getting paid, and thus supporting their kids?

Maybe it sends the wrong message to viewers, but for these girls specifically, how has it been bad? Farrah and Maci seem to be making positive steps.

Sure, maybe they're "bribed" to be on the show. Sure, maybe getting a boob job wasn't a good idea. But it helps her model and support herself, right?

Call it what you want, they do this of their own free will. They still struggle, sure, but those struggles are documented in a realistic way most shows can't match.

It's hardly MTV's fault for showing it like it is.

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