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Hollywood celebrities Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are not just planning to wed their respective partners, they're tripping over themselves to get married first!

According to a clearly bogus report in OK! anyway.

There is little doubt that when Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie six years ago, it fueled one of the biggest celebrity feuds in modern times.

But while entertainment news channels and celeb gossip sites eat that up, there's little reason to believe there's actual competition right now. Or is there?

Angelina Sabotage!

According to OK!, Angelina is a RAGING, SPITEFUL, JEALOUS BITCH who must, at all costs, sabotage Jen's (non-existent) wedding to (non) fiance Justin Theroux.

Jolie is set to marry Brad first as part of this evil plot.

Despite publicly insisting that she has no plans to wed, sources who do not exist close to the Oscar-winner say she's has already picked out a dress!

Make no mistake - her fake wedding will be more opulent than Aniston's, too: “The truth is she and Jen still hate each other,” a source dishes.

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"I would never leave Sophia." - Farrah Abraham on last night's Teen Mom

Despite this proclamation, it appears the youngster did exactly that, leaving her daughter with her mother in Iowa while she "attends school" in Florida.

According to Life & Style, the reality star has been in Ft. Lauderdale for months, while her mother, Debra Danielson, is now Sophia's primary caregiver.

Farrah Abraham Ditches Daughter

Was this move altruistic or purely selfish? Somewhere in the middle?

Farrah Abraham said this about her decision to leave Sophia:

"I want her [Sophia's grandmother] to be there for Sophia when I need to take care of my responsibilities, my education and earning an income for both of us."

Not that this wasn't a difficult decision. In fact, the 20-year-old admits, "I'm tugged in many different ways daily - but I don't want to limit myself or Sophia."

What do you think? Is Farrah really doing this for Sophia, or was she simply not up to the task of being a mom? She could have gone to school A LITTLE closer to home, or taken beautiful little Sophia with her to Florida. We're just saying.

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Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds probably aren't even dating. But that's not about to stop OK! Magazine from implying he put a baby in that!

For years, friends say, she tried in vain to conceive with her biker mogul ex-husband, Jesse James. Finally, OK! claims, she's struck fetal gold!

Already mom to adopted 19-month-old son Louis Bardot, is Sandra, who resigned herself to raising Louis alone, ready to give him a sibling?

Baby at 47!!

“Once the adoption went through, she was over the moon," says a vague source. "She’s never been happier than she has been since Louis entered her life.”

And why not? Sandra’s life has gotten exponentially better since March 2010. First off, that cheater Jesse James has been divorced and is no longer in it.

Secondly, Ryan Reynolds has been, a lot.

Whether her decade-long friendship with her co-star in The Proposal ripens into a full-blown romance (we doubt it) or not, and whether she's actually pregnant or not (we really doubt it), things are on the up and up for the star.

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Jennifer Aniston is not getting married anytime soon.

But why let that stop you from scooping her wedding?

That's the question apparently asked by the editorial board at In Touch Weekly, which just devoted its cover to a magical wedding that is in no way being planned by Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. Read all about it!

Jennifer Aniston Wedding Scoop!

Good to hear they're already talking about raising fake babies too.

She and Justin Theroux are moving in together, and their romance is both very real and surprisingly public. But there is no wedding. They're not even engaged!

The lesson in all of this?

Jennifer Aniston is apparently one heck of a magazine seller, 'cause fake news about her expecting twins, getting hitched and stabbing Angelina Jolie in the heart tends to take precedence over actual news about any other celebrity.

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Jennifer Aniston has always been up for cocktail or two.

Imagine the COMPLETE AND UTTER SHOCK, then, when she dined with Justin Theroux at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. last week and STEERED CLEAR OF ALCOHOL!

"She had only fruit juice, while the guys were sipping wine and beer," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. You know what that means: Jen's pregnant with twins!

Twins For Jen!

Beverage choice aside, how does this venerable tabloid know Jen is having kids?

"Jen was seeing ob-gyn Dr. Robert Katz in Beverly Hills regularly this spring to see how fertile she is," an insider said. "She had a million questions about getting pregnant after 40 and just what is involved with in vitro fertilization."

Apparently it's working, because "Jennifer was looking radiant, tanned and healthy! She and Justin sat holding hands! Justin had his arm around Jen's waist."

Congratulations to the happy couple on their fake babies.

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Interesting move by the OK! editorial board.

Last week, this entertainment news magazine reported that Kim Kardashian wed, 3-4 days before she actually tied the knot with baller Kris Humphries.

This week, when they would have an actual Kim wedding to report on/make up stories about, they opt for the celebrity diet filler issue. What gives?

Worst Celeb Diets

Perhaps OK! realized that Kim kashed in by selling her wedding pics to People and that their best chance was to jump the gun. Not a terrible idea, really.

In any event, we've got your standard celebrity diet issue here - and apparently, for several well-known celebrity moms, there is cause for concern.

From Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie to Victoria Beckham and LeAnn Rimes, ladies in Hollywood have some DANGEROUS ways of slimming down.

Are some of their diets too extreme? Who eats baby food? Who is such a fitness freak that she pumps iron at all hours? Who lives on 190-calorie meals?

Probably none of them, but hey, gotta sell copies somehow.

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Jennifer Aniston has been put on notice.

First, it was Patti Stanger, the Millionaire Matchmaker, telling her to be wary of moving so fast with her new love. Now Justin Theroux's ex, Heidi Bivens, says he's not right for her! Apparently he will "NEVER" be faithful ...

Justin Theroux: Mister Wrong

Did Justin cruelly mock Jen? Depends who you ask!

It's true that Theroux, 40, was dating Heidi Bivens for more than a decade before he began seeing Aniston, 42. But is there really something salacious?

Criminal past? That probably entails a minor offense two decades ago. Somehow we don't believe Jen is dating some axe murderer without know it.

Still, as long as he's a relatively random guy dating America's Sweetheart, Theroux can expect to be scrutinized and then some. Hopefully it's worth it.

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Congratulations are in order for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, as they walked down the aisle this weekend and... wait, WHAT?!?

OK! Weekly has taken its misleading headlines to a new level, as the latest edition of this desperate tabloid screams that Kim "Weds," appears to depict in her a wedding dress and advertises "Complete Coverage" of an event that hasn't taken place yet.

What makes this a "Special Collector's Issue?" The gall editors possess to actually have printed it...

Kim Kardashian Kollector's Issue

Kim Kardashian actually gets married this Saturday - unless Reggie Bush steps in!!! - and THG truly will have complete coverage of the ceremony/reception. At no charge.

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Kate Middleton lived every girl's dream when she became a princess.

But, according to another tabloid report, that comes at a steep price.

As pressure to be perfect expands, Kate Middleton literally shrinks, Life & Style says, with the immense stress - from safety and kidnapping threats, to worrying about her husband and constantly being critiqued - getting to her.

REFUSING to Eat!

A supposed insider tells the tabloid the following:

"She dropped two dress sizes before the wedding and loved how it made her feel. She's showing no signs of slowing down, and the weight is just falling off of her."

"Friends are always trying to get Kate to eat something when they see her, but she just ignores them and refuses ... she changes the conversation and makes an excuse like she's eaten already or that she's not hungry."

Allegedly, sister Pippa Middleton has started calling her older sibling up to five times a day to check in on her and her eating habits, while William is also increasingly concerned about his beautiful wife's diet and stress.

Personally, we think both sisters look tremendous. They should never feel pressured to be thinner, and we hope they always know this. That's all.

What do you think? Is Kate Middleton too thin?

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Angelina Jolie is the Ice Queen.

That's according to a former nanny, quoted by In Touch, in the celeb gossip rag's cover story this week. The nanny who tells all does have a name - Krisann Morel - although she may be a fabrication of the editors there.

After all, we've seen versions of this 20 times before:

The Nanny Tells All

Life with Angelina Jolie: Chaotic. Cruel. Controlled.

Come on. We have no problem believing that Angelina Jolie wears the pants in her relationship with Brad Pitt. But why the fascination with her "evil" persona?

Say what you will about the actress, we find it a little hard to believe that she drives people to tears ... unless we're talking about Brad's mystery woman, that is.

Apparently she also stages photos, too. We feel so used.

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