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Konsider yourself warned, Kim Kardashian: Your ex-husband is on the warpath.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Kris Humphries has once again met with an attorney because he wants to take legal action against the Kardashians and the ways he has been portrayed on their E! reality show.

Life & Style Cover: Kris & Kim

"He's not going to be vilified," an insider told the tabloid. "Kris knows his rights. He will sue."

Humphries is especially upset at last Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, as he thinks it's "noticeable" that Kim's negative quotes about "married life" were voiceovers added well after the scenes in question took place.

But this is all hogwash, a friend of Kim's says.

"You can't edit what Kris said - he said those things, and maybe the truth hurts. He wants to sue because he saw what he looks like on TV and he's embarrassed now."

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LOL. No.

In Touch Weekly isn't one to let facts get in the way of a good story, and Jennifer Aniston has definitely been dumped and lonely before, so there is historical precedent.

But the only walking out Justin Theroux did was likely from their apartment, to go on a date. Fear of commitment? He moved in with her like immediately. Yeesh.

Don't believe the misleading cover below:

Jennifer Aniston Dumped?

Not only are they still together, they appear happier than ever.

Right after Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux returned from 10 days together in Telluride, they got back to the business they love most: movies.

The Wanderlust costars, who have been romantically linked since May, were seen attending Monday's HBO screening of Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory.

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Leah Messer is still married to Corey Simms in the episodes of Teen Mom 2 airing on MTV now. But those are a year old at this point, and much has happened since.

The 19-year-old is pregnant and engaged to someone else, namely.

Jeremy Calvert, 22, popped the question over the holidays ... possibly after he got Leah pregnant. Oh well. In any case, the couple is planning their dream wedding!

Leah Messer OK! Cover

Leah Messer: New man, new baby, new bangs!

"It will be traditional, with friends and family," says Jeremy, a pipeline engineer in West Virginia who proposed to his girlfriend of five months with a 1.5-carat diamond.

"I'll want my parents and grandparents to be there."

Giving Leah the wedding she's always wanted is important to Jeremy: "We're both romantic. Leah got all embarrassed when I proposed, and it was adorable."

"We'd like to write our own vows and get married in a church," Calvert, who has no kids of his own, adds with a chuckle, "Yes, I probably will wear a tuxedo."

Also in this cover story: An update on Jenelle Evans and Gary Head, who just met! And Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra, the cute engaged step-siblings!

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The women of The Bachelorette? Not unattractive.

With a new season of The Bachelor underway, it's only fitting, sort of, that three well-known cast members who went on to dole out the roses themselves cover In Touch Weekly, baring their bikini bodies and sharing their weight loss plans and tips.

Okay, it makes no sense. But who's complaining?

Bachelorette In Touch Cover

Ashley Hebert, who dispatched current Bachelor Ben Flajnik last summer, is prepping for her wedding to JP Rosenbaum with a low-carb diet. Sounds amazing.

Ali Fedotowsky, now single and ready to mingle after calling off her engagement to Roberto Martinez, is targeting thigh and butt jiggle. It looks well targeted.

Trista Sutter, the standard bearer for successful relationships spawned by a nonsensical reality show, still looks amazing - yet is contemplating a boob job.

Not that she needs it and not that you can believe anything you read in In Touch, but that's all we've got for now. Just sit back and enjoy the bikini photos.

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Pity Kim Kardashian, folks.

The recently-divorced reality star has allegedly been dreaming about ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, with friends even saying she wants to get knocked up by the Dolphins running back.

But that fantasy turned into a nightmare on December 26, according to Life & Style, when a fan posted a photo of what he/she thought was Reggie and Kim hanging out at Smoothie King... only for Kardashian to see the image and realize Bush had found yet another lookalike to date.

Foolish Kim Kardashian

Describing the incident as a "wake-up call" for Kim, a source says she's "embarrassed" that Bush isn't reciprocating her feelings.

"She calls him way more than he calls her," the insider claims. "He's trying to be a nice guy, but he doesn't want to be a rebound or the next guy in her media blitz. He has zero interest in that."

But he does have interest in making the most of his life as a single man in Miami, as a club goer at LIV says Bush is "with different girls every night" at this hot spot, many of whom really do resemble Kim. Seriously, have you see, Mayra Veronica?

Overall, we do hope Kim and Reggie work it out. Or at least make a new sex tape together. One or the other.

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Wow. The tabloids are starting off 2012 with a bang.

Taking the art of fabricating scandals about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston to new heights, Star claims Ange temporarily left Brad after finding out that he made a baby with Jen ... which she miscarried ... in 2004 ... while married to Brad.

Seriously, they printed this. A "reliable source" said:

Brad Pitt Pregnancy Shocker!

"She assumed all along she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again."

That has her thinking of leaving him for good, supposedly. Maybe.

"Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen," adds the source. "The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational." (That part we buy.)

"But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever." Brutal, there's no other way to describe it.

It gets better, incredibly. The National Enquirer says, simultaneously, that in related news ... Angelina Jolie is pregnant right now! In a startling development ...

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Hardly.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand clearly had their share of problems, but his craziness was not one of them, despite what certain reports would have you believe.

On the contrary: If anything, the 36-year-old Brand, who has been sober seven years, may have been too much of a homebody for social butterfly Katy, 28.

According to sources close to the couple, they tried to make it work, but were just too different and parted amicably. Sad, but nothing like this portrayal:

Katy Perry Us Cover

No clue why Us decided to trash Russell Brand, who (raunchy stand up comedy and Michele Bachmann crazy eyes aside) is really not that wild anymore.

Nor did he blindside her with the divorce, as the above cover says. Russell Brand filed for divorce instead of Katy because of her family's religious beliefs.

As for explosive fights, that's news to people close to the couple.

"I was shocked when I found out," a source told People. "I thought they would be together for a long time. Maybe not forever – but definitely not just 14 months."

"They were always laughing," the source went on to say. "They were very affectionate, always holding hands. They seemed like they were really in love."

Another source who spent time with Brand and Perry said that despite the split, they "took marriage very seriously ... these aren't people who give up."

Long and short: It just didn't work out. But that doesn't make it scandalous.

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NOTE: The answer to the question posed on the image below is not her dress.

For whatever reason, according to Life & Style, men just sprint away from Pippa Middleton, and the younger sister of Duchess Catherine wonders why!

After attending her seventh wedding of the year this month, the 28-year-old is starting to wonder if she'll ever be the one standing at the altar, sources say.

Pippa Middleton Tabloid Cover

"She's scared she'll never find someone who'll accept her life," a friend says.

"[Pippa Middleton] is happy for Kate and for her university friends who are getting hitched, but she's starting to wonder if she'll ever find her Prince Charming."

In November, after growing increasingly uncomfortable with her fame, longtime boyfriend Alex Loudon called it quits with Pippa for the second time this year.

Ever since the split, according to the friend, Pippa has been deeply worried that she has become undateble, now that she's the sister-in-law of Prince William.

"The men Pippa knows are all majorly turned off by the circus surrounding her," an insider reveals, with some publications dubbing it the "Pippa Problem."

Call us crazy, but we imagine there are plenty of guys who would love to have a Pippa problem on their hands. The issue is that she's quasi-famous? Deal.

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Star Magazine has pulled off the impossible: coverage of the Kardashians than actually turns off this attention-crazed family.

The latest issue of the tabloid quotes Charles Kernaghan - the head of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights - as saying the Kris Jenner-led clan employs youths in China to manufacture Kardashian merchandize in unsanitary warehouses.

An investigation has been launched into these "slave labor" like conditions - that reportedly include long work hours, meager wages and uncomfortable temperatures - but there's a  problem:

Kardashians Kover Story

Kernaghan says he was misquoted and tells TMZ there's no proof that the Kardashians are involved in any kind of sweatshop scandal. He's never even been to any of the factories in question.

In light of this admission, along with the magazine cover above, sources say the family is set to move forward with a libel lawsuit against Star. Lawyers believe the tabloid should have to pay for damage caused to the Kardashian brand's reputation and, trust us, we hate to agree with anything this family says or does.

But they may have a point here.

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The cast of Teen Mom 2 is in turmoil these days.

Which adorable tyke featured on the MTV show might be forced to grow up without the love of their parents? Which star is considering getting remarried already?

OK! has the full rundown in its new cover story.

Teen Mom Shockers

Eight months after her divorce from Corey Simms, Leah Messer is talking engagement with Jeremy Calvert, the boyfriend who lives with her and her twin daughters.

Ali and Aleeah have been a major focal point of Season 2 of Teen Mom 2, but we already know that Leah and Corey split up, and the 19-year-old is happier for it.

Corey is not happy with this new arrangement, however. “I’d die for my girls,” Corey told a pal. “Jeremy is not there to replace me. No one will keep me from them.”

As viewers of this week's Teen Mom 2 saw, Corey and Leah’s love for the girls is strong, but their marriage unraveled very quickly and with a lot of hard feelings.

Now Leah is intent on Jeremy becoming a father to the girls.

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