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Based on a new tabloid report, perhaps Kim Kardashian should be the one claiming she was defrauded her her marriage to Kris Humphries.

Why? Because the basketball player is gay, people! Star Magazine makes that clear in its latest issue by quoting an anonymous source who shares this story from the couple's honeymoon:

Kris Humphries Star Magazine Cover

“One night she came back to their hotel room in a trench coat... She lit candles, put on some music and started doing a sexy striptease. But Kris barely looked up from the TV! He was like, ‘Later babe. I’m watching SportsCenter now.’”

Well... was Scott Van Pelt anchoring that edition? Because, come on, that dude is hilarious!

Khloe allegedly asked Kim if her husband was homosexual and Kim supposedly had to think about it after awhile because, this tabloid hilariously states, "there were signs."

A publicist for Humphries scoffs at this suggestion and has simply referred to the chatter as "completely false and ridiculous." But what do you think? Is Kris Humphries gay?

 

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Angelina Jolie is freaking nuts. Or so says the obligatory celebrity gossip tabloid cover story that seems to surface like clockwork when it's a slow news week.

Hey, they can't all scoop the Kourtney Kardashian pregnant story.

According to so-called friends and assistants, she's a drunken, child-abusing gambling addict who eats a weird ass diet of cream-based soups. Nice.

Angelina Jolie is Crazy

With six kids, sometimes you gotta drink alone in the bedroom, right??!

If you believe In Touch, the talented actress, director and humanitarian portrayed in last weekend's 60 Minutes interview has a dark side. Or at least a really weird one.

Looking for proof? Look no further than this tell-all quote:

“She was an odd duck, even as a child,” shares the friend, who confides that back in high school, Angelina once wore the same shirt every day for nearly two months.

And, not surprisingly after all that, “she’s still strange.”

Do you like Angelina Jolie?

 

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After confirming she is pregnant just before Halloween, Jessica Simpson has been on cloud nine. After years of romantic woes, a lifelong dream is coming true.

But is it all on the verge of crashing down?

As Jessica grows bigger with every day, so do emotional and medical crises that are ruining what should be an ecstatic time, according to a report in OK!

We know, we know. They claim the strife over her now-delayed wedding to Eric Johnson, and medical problems, are threatening her health and her child.

Baby Crisis

Not every day to you see a tabloid make up a miscarriage threat.

"She's said it's been a difficult pregnancy, she's been dizzy and nauseous," a pal says.

Adds another insider: "She was unprepared for how hard it would be on her body."

We're sure she's fine, physically. As far as her supposed betrayal by Eric Johnson, that's another story. Their relationship was fast track, and their pregnancy likely unplanned.

Their wedding date had to be scuttled, and now there's reportedly tension over a prenup. Are they still happy? Will they tie the knot next year? We hope so, but time will tell.

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A new tabloid report describes Kris Humphries as the Husband from Hell. But that's nothing compared to how this basketball player will be come across on season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, sources say.

The former Mr. Kim Kardashian is allegedly contemplating a $10 million lawsuit against his ex-in-laws because "his role on Kourtney & Kim Take New York is bigger than he was told," an insider tells Life & Style. "Kris is also suing because he's really worried about how badly he's going to be portrayed on the series."

A Kris Humphries Lawsuit?!?

Specifically, viewers will reportedly see Humphries giving Kim's BFF, Jonathan Cheban, a hard time over his mannerisms and his attitude.

"Kris used the word 'gay' as an insult, to try and hurt Jonathan," an E! insider claims. "He's the lowest of the low, bullying someone like this."

But it's all fake, William Humphries says. Those scenes were all scripted. His son has retained attorney Lee Hutton III and is aiming to prevent his derogatory remarks from making the air.

"Little did Kris know that he was being set up," says the elder Humphries to the magazine. "Kris got used -100 percent used." 

And he's 100 percent more known and more of a spokesperson now than before marrying Kim. The guy has has it rough.

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Is Kate Middleton pregnant? Needless to say, we highly doubt it, but we've now read three different celebrity tabloid reports to that effect in as many days.

In this one, the Duchess collapsed no less!

The Star cover story, citing a "palace tattletale," says the mother-to-be and Prince William, who wed on April 29, are expecting, and she's had complications.

Kate Middleton Collapses!

An ambulance was called, if you believe the magazine, after William found his spouse of six months unconscious on the floor. The stock photo is so convincing.

Not surprisingly, almost no one believes the bombshells of the past week, which include In Touch matter-of-factly saying she's preggers and Us' more carefully worded story about Kate being "ready for baby" or some such nonsense.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman has called past tabloid reports "absurd" and "certainly not true," but you have to wonder what prompted this week's deluge.

It's not the first time Star made Kate Middleton pregnant. In June 2010, the magazine reported that she was expecting a baby ... before even getting engaged.

BTW, if the baby is a girl, the couple will name her Diana. Obvi.

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Rob Kardashian has had one heck of a run, tangoing his way to the Dancing With the Stars finals on ABC this fall. Along for the ride in the audience? His entire family.

Almost.

Absent until October 31 was Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's baby father. That's 'cause Kristin Cavallari was still on the show until then, Life & Style says.

Say what?

  • Scott Disick, Sunglasses
  • Kourtney Kardashian Kover
  • Kristin Cavallari, Sunglasses

The celebrity gossip magazine alleges that just before Kourtney became pregnant with her and Scott's child, he was putting it to Kristin, a DWTS hopeful this fall.

"While Kourtney and Scott were on a break, Scott hooked up with Kristin," a friend reveals. "Kourtney can't stand her now and didn't want Scott at show tapings."

A Kardashian pal confirms that "Scott and Kristin definitely hooked up in Las Vegas during a time [February 2009] that he was on a break from Kourtney."

The Kardashian insider adds that both Kourt and Scott were BFFs with Kristin Cavallari, who used to date Kourtney's stepbrother Brody Jenner, at one point.

That was then, though, and this is now.

She and Kristin have been enemies ever since. "Kourtney was furious," the friend says. "She and her sisters have called Kristin 'the whore bag' ever since."

The most surprising part of this report? That Scott Disick actually scored with both of these girls. Look at him, wearing sunglasses at night! What a douche.

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Kate Middleton is around six weeks pregnant with their first child, according to celebrity gossip magazine In Touch, citing a royal source that's allegedly well connected.

Is it true? We've heard it all before - quite recently in fact - so we say no. Especially since the palace specifically promised to break any such news first, with no leaks.

But hey, she sure is glowing and holding her belly a lot, so there's that:

A Royal Baby!

According to the insider (who has correctly revealed other "secrets," including their honeymoon location and the queen’s wedding gift), she is "definitely" pregnant.

That settles it then.

“Since before they even got married, it’s been made clear to William and Kate that having children should be their number-one priority,” the royal source reveals.

Queen Elizabeth II, in particular, has supposedly been dropping hints about wanting a great-grandchild - and an heir to the throne. Now she's supposedly "elated."

Even with Kate early in the first trimester, they’re said to have already started planning with nurseries in each of their three residences, and by picking names.

Now that their first born child will inherit the throne regardless of gender, Prince William, who was famously close to his mother, is said to be hoping for a girl.

Don't expect a baby at all in nine months, but that's a cute made-up anecdote. Nice to see fabricated Kate Middleton pregnancy stories are getting sappier.

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Forget about Kim Kardashian for a moment. Or for a lifetime, many are urging.

What is going on with Kris Humphries these days? How does he feel about the Divorce Heard Around the World? OK! Weekly claims to have the answer.

Kris Humphries Tabloid Cover

“He really thought she just gave up too quickly and didn’t even try,” an insider tells the tabloid. “It came out of nowhere — he really didn’t see the divorce coming. He’s angry and also very sad.”

Things have been "painful" for Humphries, this source adds. Heck, he doesn't even have a job these days because there's no end in sight to the NBA lockout.

“He feels like no one cares what he has to say or wants to hear his side of the story because Kim is a bigger celebrity,” says the friend. “People care more about her.”

And in related news, the sky is blue and Lindsay Lohan has had a few problems with the law.

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Since Kim Kardashian announced her intention to divorce Kris Humphries, this reality star has not merely been fighting against a public that now questions the sincerity of her every word... but against family members that are also aghast at her actions, according to the latest In Touch Weekly at least.

Kardashians Destroyed!

“The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at her,” an insider says. “Encouraged by her mom, Kim has become a fame-addicted, money-hungry monster. She has lost touch with reality.”

Some onlooker named Hannah Smith claims that Kim didn't leave Australia last week because she couldn't handle the press tour; but because she couldn't handle her own sister!

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Kris Humphries got married on television to a reality star whose entire life is decided by her manager and her mother. But the NBA power forward's father insists: his son did NOT see a divorce from Kim Kardashian coming.

"There was never a discussion about it - it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris," William Humphries tells Life & Style. "How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out!"

But why didn't Kris just check the script for season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York?

Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Kover

Kardashian allegedly warned family and friends about the announcement prior to making it, but a friend says Kris was so hurt by being left out of the decision-making process that he refused to speak to Kim until she visited him in Minnesota at the behest of her PR team.

"Kris told me that Kim was texting him a lot, but he wouldn't respond," this pal claims. "They did speak briefly the day the split was announced - but only because Kim was apparently pissed that Kris had released his own statement."

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