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Like his play on the court, Kris Humphries is getting aggressive in his legal battle against Kim Kardashian, as a lawyer for this NBA power forward has released a statement regarding his client's stance in the ex-couple's impending divorce case.

To Life & Style.

Kris Humphries Kover

"Much effort and energy to misdirect the public's perception of what transpired between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries has taken place over the past several months. This case will not be resolved in the court of public opinion amidst ridiculous and defamatory allegations and personal attacks directed against Kris Humphries. Rather, this case will be appropriately investigated and litigated professionally and with integrity," said this attorney... to Life & Style.

Humphries' legal team is comprised of Lee A. Hutton III of Lommen Abdo and Marshall Waller and Sandra Salinas of Feinberg & Waller. One of them has shot down the notion that Kris asked for $7 million in exchange for his silence, while another tells the tabloid:

"One thing is certain: Kris Humphries intends to set the record straight."

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Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson of The Bachelor cover Us Weekly this week ... for the fourth time this year. None of which have been positive portrayals.Ben Flajnik Proposing to Courtney Robertson

In the aftermath of The Bachelor season finale, the tabloid uses the following headline to describe the lovebirds: "Liar Liar! Inside Their Web Of Deceit." 

Hmm. Wonder how they really feel about Ben and Court.

Ben and Courtney Us Cover

The viewing populace wasn't thrilled that Ben Flajnik chose Courtney Robertson over Lindzi Cox with the final rose Monday, but Us takes it to a new level.

The magazine states unequivocally that their relationship is all a lie, claiming:

  • That Ben kissed a bunch of random girls last month (that appears true).
  • That he never stopped chasing other women since their "reconciliation."
  • That Courtney’s tearful After the Final Rose apology was all for show. 
  • That there's another girl and Ben and Courtney are over already.

Not hard to believe, given the utterly awkward and uncomfortable ATFR special Monday, but remember, this magazine has tried to take them down all winter:

  • Ben Flajnik Us Cover
  • Courtney the Man-Eater
  • Courtney Robertson: Shameless Seduction!

What do you think? Is this all to sell magazines, or is the couple really destined to fail - if they haven't already? And was this the worst Bachelor season ever?

Vote below: Will Ben and Courtney last?

 

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Are Sandra Bullock and director/notorious playboy Brett Ratner engaged in a "dangerous" romance? One tabloid would certainly have you believe it, but no.

This week, In Touch ran a cover with a laughing Bullock and Ratner Photoshopped atop her, with the headline reading, "SANDRA'S RISKY NEW ROMANCE."

The caption: "Two years after her divorce, she's opened her heart and learned to trust again. But will dating Hollywood's biggest player end in heartbreak?"

Turns out the only thing Bullock is doing with Ratner is issuing statements.

Risky New Fake Romance!

Bullock and Ratner issued the following statement to The Huffington Post, deriding the magazine while firmly denying any claims of a romantic connection:

"We think that it's incredibly sad that in these times, this magazine would resort to a complete fabrication, solely for financial gain," the twosome said.

"There is not a shred of accuracy in their story ... We have not seen nor spoken to each for over a decade. We both had a great time after the Oscars."

"Just not with each other."

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Gotta love supermarket tabloids.

For approximately the 384th time, we're being teased with the OFFICIAL confirmation of a Brangelina wedding! It's FINALLY happening, people! Or not really.

How did it come about? After a frosty period following a bitter argument, the tension between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has finally broken, according to OK! 

They would know, having manufactured the tension to start with.

Mrs. Brad Pitt!

The duo is once again planning to marry, the gossip publication says ... before the arrival of their twin boys. Yup, they're fake pregnant AND marrying!

"They simply had an amazing time Oscar weekend," says a supposed, nameless confidant, who adds that "since then, they've been madly in love."

After Angelina's leg-thrusting pose, how can they not be?

"The wedding was totally off: They were having so many arguments, but they've finally managed to bury their differences," explains the confidant, adding:

"Angie is expecting twins this fall, so it is a bit of a time crunch. They decided they'd both like to welcome their twin boys to the world as man and wife."

"This means the wedding has to happen fairly soon. They've both realized how much they want to be together, forever."

So they're getting married soon based on a fake pregnancy. Congratulations!!!!!!

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The Bachelor season finale and After the Final Rose special air on Monday.

All eyes will be on Ben Flajnik and his fiancee ... whomever that may be.

If you want to know who we think it is, check out The Bachelor spoilers page we've put up and updated throughout the season. But it doesn't sound good ...

Ben Flajnik Dumped?

From the magazine cover above, you'd assume that Ben was not only dumped by either Courtney Robertson or Lindzi Cox already, but he selected the wrong woman on The Bachelor finale, and there's a nude video scandal lurking.

That would be probably one-third true.

All of the reputable intel we've found thus far suggests that he has NOT broken up with his fiancee - despite his increasingly obvious lack of enthusiasm for the show and allegedly kissing some random girl last week.

They're still together. For now.

The After the Final Rose special Monday night should be telling, as it was filmed March 4, and will offer at least some insight on how the couple is doing. It airs immediately after Flajnik doles out his final rose around 9:55 p.m.

Who do you think deserves it?

 

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This just in: Snooki's pregnant! And engaged!

We've actually known about this for weeks, but Snook wanted to wait until she passed the 12-week mark (she's 15 weeks along) and score the obligatory tabloid cover deal before "revealing" to the riveted public that she is in fact pregnant.

Speaking of which, here's this week's Us!

Snooki's Pregnant!

The Jersey Shore star and fiance LaValle, both 24, know just what detractors are thinking, but that just makes them even more committed to do this right.

"I have such different priorities now," reformed party girl Snooki says. "I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready."

Adds a dutiful Jionni LaValle: "We are not going to screw this up."

The once pouf-haired star and LaValle discovered the news "right after New Year's," Snooki said. Her first thought? "'S--t, I've been drinking!'"

Raise your hand if you're absolutely floored by that revelation.

"I was worried. It was New Year's Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy," she admits. Fortunately, all is well ... save for the apocalypse in 5-6 months.

What should Snooki name her baby?

 

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In the world of supermarket tabloids, Kim Kardashian is a very busy young woman.

She's planning to marry Reggie Bush... she's getting dumped by Reggie Bush... she's dating a Saudi billionaire... and now, apparently, she's going through with plans to adopt a child from another country. Isn't that right, OK! Weekly?

Kim Kardashian Adoption Headline

Describing the former sex tape star as "very maternal," an insider supposedly close to Kardashian tells the magazine:

"It's all top secret, but the adoption is already underway. Kim is ready. She's made inquiries and gotten information. Now she just has to decide where she wants the baby to come from."

Hmmm... that does sound like a challenge. Is there any country out there that would actually make a worse home than the Kardashian household?

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So much for a pretend elopement. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have now gone through a fake breakup.

According to Life & Style, Bush has "been seeing" a Kim lookalike, despite the fact that Kardashian believed these two would give it another shot after she divorced Kris Humphries.

“Reggie’s her one true love," an anonymous friend told the tabloid. "He could easily fire things up with Kim now, but he’s chosen not to.”

  • Dumped by Reggie?!?
  • A New Man for Kim?

But don't cry too hard for Kim, people! Star Magazine claims she has many other options, namely a Saudi billionaire who gave her his phone number when she was in Dubai last November.

“She wants to be taken care of,” a source tells this magazine. “She’s done being a sugar mama.”

In other Kim news from this week: She's a freak in bed!

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Another day, another hilariously bogus Brangelina wedding story.

Just yesterday, Life & Style reported that the wedding was called off. Now, In Touch claims that it's on ... and Angie is making some CRAZY demands!!

If it were on, which it's totally not, we could totally see that.

Brangelina Wedding Demands

Among the things Angelina Jolie is reportedly demanding after FINALLY being GUILTED into marrying her partner of six years and the father of six kids:

  • Picking her own wedding ring
  • A ban on any wedding cake
  • Wearing a black dress

Wow, sounds like a blast. We're almost glad this story is completely made up, because if it weren't, the leg-thrusting diva sounds like the ultimate Bridezilla.

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Everyone is just assuming Courtney Robertson wins The Bachelor.

Heck, Us Weekly's new cover story blatantly states that Ben Flajnik proposed to the model - a claim that we won't find out for sure until Monday, March 12.

The Bachelor spoilers have a lot to say on that very subject, but because they have been wrong before, you have to treat this as what it is: Pure speculation.

Not that it's hard to believe. According to Us, Flajnik gets down on one knee on the season finale, but has since soured on his final rose recipient/fiancee.

Ben Flajnik Us Cover

The celebrity news magazine claims that:

  • Ben was "caught" with three girls in one weekend ... which likely means he was hanging out with other women and photographed with them. Seeing that Ben's unable to go near Courtney (or Lindzi Cox), that's not a shock.
  • He's embarrassed by Courtney Robertson (that part we can believe, given that he's gotten to watch the entire season of The Bachelor along with us).
  • Courtney cries on the Women Tell All special (that too).

Us' new issue, out today, will surely reveal more vague, unsourced details of his alleged transgressions, but until then, tell us: Who you THINK he SHOULD pick?

 

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