For reasons not entirely clear, Miley Cyrus dissed Selena Gomez in concert this week, violently tossing around a cardboard cutout of her fellow singer.
But the latest issue of In In Touch Weekly states plainly: the artist has something more pressing to worry about than a petty Miley Cyrus slight...
She's battling a DEADLY DISEASE!
The tabloid quotes multiple doctors for its misleading article (none of whom have ever met Gomez), and they all agree that “too much work, stress or partying could have serious consequences” for the star.
They cite her diagnosis of Lupus and say Selena is on the verge of "life and death," depending on her life choices.