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In case you've been living under a rock on Mars in a cave with really crappy wi-fi: Beyonce and Jay Z might be headed for divorce.

It started off as a ridiculous tabloid rumor, but it now seems that there may be some truth to it.

In fact, just today we learned that Beyonce met with financial advisers, possibly to prepare for what's sure to be an insanely costly breakup.

Considering the Carters are already raising a two-year-old daughter in the public eye, the whole situation is pretty sad. 

Fortunately, you can always count on the folks at Life & Style to put a hysterically over-the-top spin on any real-life celebrity drama:

Beyonce Hates Cheaters!

Here that, world? Beyonce can't live with a cheater! Maybe that's why Bey's been apartment shopping in NYC. Or maybe she's just sick of hearing her husband shout "Hov!" every time he successfully throws a tissue into the wastebasket.

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Justin Theroux just dumped Jennifer Aniston on their wedding day, according to a hilarious celebrity gossip tabloid that really mailed this cover story in.

The only surprising thing is that the publication didn't seize upon the Beyonce-Jay Z divorce rumors instead, as those seem to be all the rage these days.

Instead, they went with another famously private couple about which much is written with zero evidence. Or ex-couple, if you were to buy this nonsense:

Dumped on Her Wedding Day!

When it comes to gossip sources, and the celebs they focus on, Life & Style and Jennifer Aniston make a long-running, very inaccurate pairing.

Allegedly, they were as "fight tore them apart - hours before the ceremony in Mexico.” Of course, there was no ceremony in Mexico. Minor detail.

The magazine previously reported that Aniston and Theroux would marry in Cabo San Lucas this month, so at least they followed their own false narrative.

Conveniently, the fake wedding never took place. What are the odds?!?

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As you've likely heard by now, Justin Bieber spent part of this week getting into a fight with Orlando Bloom.

Sadly, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Selena Gomez isn’t doing much better these days.

The magazine (erroneously) claims Gomez could be heading “back to rehab,” where she spent a few weeks at the outset of 2014, allegedly due to the scars of her time with Bieber.

Selena Gomez Rehab Claim

It goes on to claim that Gomez has been “partying with hardcore drugs” and that she recently “hit rock bottom.”

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According to a hilarious new tabloid report, the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have technically lasted longer than the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

But only technically.

That's because sources tell In Touch Weekly that Kimye is "over" after just 58 days of wedded non-bliss.

Does this mean another Kim Kardashian divorce is on the horizon? Not necessarily.

Kimye Divorce!

"Kim is so obsessed with her image that she doesn’t want to suffer the public humiliation of yet another divorce,” writes the tabloid.

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Gavin Rossdale has fallen out of love with Gwen Stefani and the long-time couple is headed for a divorce.

If you believe the latest issue of OK! Weekly, that is.

The tabloid’s cover feature screams that the singers will soon SPLIT! and that Stefani and Rossdale have been sleeping apart for many "months now."

Who will raise their three sons? Who will receive a bulk of the couple's $115 million fortune? These are the important questions made up asked by editors.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale Divorce Claim

According to the magazine, the birth of the pair’s third son earlier this year caused certain “dormant problems [to come] flooding back to the surface."

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Duchess Kate Middleton is pregnant with a baby girl, according to yet another tabloid report dubiously claiming inside information on the oft-discussed topic.

Last week, it was the 32-year-old's childhood friend, Jessica Hay, who "confirmed" the news that Prince William got Kate Middleton pregnant again.

Now, if you believe the celebrity gossip publication above (and there's no reason you should, other than it being fun), it looks like Prince George is going to be a big ...

Kate Middleton: It's a Girl!

... brother!!! To a beautiful baby girl!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, despite there being no evidence to support Kate being pregnant at all, the publication claims she and William have revealed the big news to their friends.

And what marvelous non-news we're sure that was.

The alleged palace insider adds that the Duke and Duchess are “eager to have a daughter” because of Kate’s close relationship with sister Pippa Middleton.

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Mila Kunis gushed about Ashton Kutcher during a recent interview, referring to her fiance as "the love of my life."

However, if a new report from Star magazine is to be believed (it's probably not), Mila and Ashton have been fighting non-stop lately, and their problems have gotten so bad they've decided to delay their wedding indefinitely.

Mila Kunia and Ashton Kutcher Star Cover

"They've always been very passionate , but now that's turning into a lot of yelling," a source tells the tabloid. "They're both having a hard time tolerating each other's issues."

The insider adds that things came to head recently when Ashton "stormed out of the house" during one of their fights and ended up flying to Brazil with his friends for the World Cup finals. 

We guess that's the mega-rich equivalent of walking to the corner bar.

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Beyonce and Jay Z are OVER according to this crazy tabloid cover ... which is simply not true. But we're also hearing whispers that they are in counseling.

Beyonce and Jay-Z Over?

The beloved couple, "On the Run" across the country after their sold-out show at the Georgia Dome last night, are apparently in therapy together.

That shouldn't be a big concern for fans however.

Why? Call it preventative maintenance of sorts.

"It's about maintenance rather than trying to fix anything hugely wrong," says a. "They are both happy and their daughter, Blue Ivy, remains their absolute priority."

Well that sounds very boring and non-scandalous.

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Ah, so this explains why Kim Kardashian is #OnTheTreadmillRightNOW.

According to the latest issue of OK! Weekly, Kendall Jenner “thinks she’s the hottest sister” in the family, with her modeling career taking off and the fame going straight to the teen’s head.

"Now that she’s famous and heavily involved in fashion, she sees herself as better than everyone else," an anonymous source supposedly tells the tabloid.

Kendall Jenner Tabloid Kover

It certainly is true that the 18-year old keeps flaunting her figure over the Internet.

Did you see the latest Kendall Jenner lingerie photo?

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In the wake of Justin Theroux calling off their wedding, Jennifer Aniston says she will raise this baby alone, according to the new issue of In Touch.

I'll Raise This Baby Alone

This bombshell claim, while alarming, might be more convincing if ...

  1. He had actually called off the wedding
  2. There were an actual baby inside her

Seriously, they can't even get a pregnant-looking photo of her?

The celebrity gossip magazine is really mailing this one in. A photo of Justin on his motorcycle captioned "runaway groom" does not make him one.

Nor is that moving truck necessarily doing work for them, and if it were, there could be 10 explanations beyond the duo splitting up. Classic In Touch.

Other great moments in Jennifer Aniston pregnant coverage:

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