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Miley Cyrus herself spoke out this week and said she ended up in a hospital for multiple days this month because she had been poisoning herself.

The singer, though, is talking about an adverse reaction to doctor-prescribed medicine.

The new issue of Life & Style, meanwhile, agrees that Cyrus has been putting poison into her body... in the form of illicit drugs!

According to the tabloid, Miley's recent hospitalization was the result of "months of over-the-top partying — including rampant pot smoking and a drug binge that ended in an overdose."

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We're all for splashy headlines in the name of good celebrity gossip, but this latest effort from the venerable tabloid In Touch might take the misleading cake.

It's probably a good thing, in the end ... but the magazine's promises of Teen Mom BABY NEWS advertised on this latest issue turn out to be anything but:

Perhaps forgetting that Jenelle Evans is on the show, or that Farrah Abraham used to be, the publication brings us up to date on three other starlets:

  • Kailyn Lowry is in a better place with Jo Rivera than at times in their combative past.
  • Leah Messer and Corey Simms continue to battle adversity regarding Leah's health.
  • Catelynn Lowell is ... still around, four years after she gave her kid up for adoption!

Yeah, no actual baby news there. Kailyn's got her two, Leah's got her three, and Cate hasn't had a second since she gave up the first. No one's pregnant.

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Khloe Kardashian was recently spotted with a French Montana-inspired necklace around her neck.

But if you think that's a sign that this couple is serious, consider the following:

Khloe is gonna have A BABY WITH NEW MAN. You know, according to the latest issue of Life & Syle and all...

Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!!

"A baby is part of the imminent equation for the hot-and-heavy twosome,” claims a source in language people totally use.

So, no, the tabloid at least isn't alleging that Kardashian is pregnant at the moment; just reiterating a fact that has been beaten to death over the years: she'd really like to be a mom.

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According to the singer herself, Miley Cyrus can't stop crying during her ongoing hospitalization.

And we now know why: THE SINGER IS ON THE VERGE OF DEATH.

Miley was placed under doctor's care on Tuesday due to what her rep has described as an allergic reaction to sinus infection medicine.

But In Touch Weekly makes it pretty clear on its latest cover: Cyrus actually has a heart condition that gets worse when she does drugs - and it may prove to be her fatal downfall.

Indeed, Cyrus was “born with a heart defect” and the 21-year old needs to “change [her] life or [she’ll] die,” physicians supposedly say.

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According to a pair of new supermarket tabloids, a couple very famous Hollywood marriages are about to go kaput.

Life & Style alleges that it's all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert, while Star Magazine now claims Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are headed for a VERY expensive divorce.

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman Divorce Cover

This cover story quotes a totally real insider as saying there's “tension” in the relationship because Urban and Kidman because both have “busy careers” that keep them far apart.

Urban also enjoys "apparent flirtations with other women," specifically Jennifer Lopez.

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According to the latest issue of Life & Style, it's all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert .

How do we know? Because the cover headline below screams IT'S OVER for the First Couple of Country Music.

"Miranda gave him an ultimatum to shape up or ship out," a source supposedly told the magazine. "She told him she wanted to start trying for a baby soon, but that he had to clean up his act first."

Of course, this same publication says Blake and Miranda are already having a baby, so...

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This is so not what Miley Cyrus needs today.

With the artist mourning her dead dog Floyd, Life & Style has come out with a new cover story that claims Miley is PREGNANT & SCARED.

For real, the tabloid alleges that after months of “one-night stands and out-of-control antics,” the singer could be facing the "ultimate consequence: pregnancy!"

Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared?

And is this ultimate consequence ever became a reality, a so-called friend says Cyrus would have quite the dilemma on her hands.

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Years after stealing Brandi Glanville's husband, LeAnn Rimes continues to make tabloid headlines for her relationship with Eddie Cibrian.

The ever-reliable Star magazine reports that LeAnn is completely broke these days and she's been all but abandoned by Eddie.

The report, and its "anonymous sources" claim Eddie's acting career has dried up and he hasn't made any money in years, so he's been burning through Leann's savings.

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Nikki Ferrell is pregnant and getting abandoned by Juan Pablo, according to one celebrity gossip tabloid. Gotta be rough for the winner of The Bachelor.

Life & Style's new report may or may not be completely bogus, of course, and is clearly buoyed by the undeniable fact that Juan Pablo is a douche.

Universally derided as the worst Bachelor ever, his stock tanked so hard this year that almost any negative story about him would seem plausible.

Still ... Nikki Ferrell pregnant? Is anybody buying that?

  • Nikki Ferrell Pregnant! OMG!
  • Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Photograph

She certainly doesn't look it (above, right), but the magazine claims she's told Juan that she’s expecting, as a "fake relationship turns all too real."

Well played, In Touch. Or at least well written.

Apparently, Juan Pablo "I like you a lot" Galavis still hasn’t told Nikki Ferrell he loves her, and she's terrified that he’ll abandon her ... not a bad guess.

Ask Carla Rodriguez. Just sayin'.

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Is Prince Charles NEVER going to get his day to rule?

Sources tell the Globe that Queen Elizabeth is going to skip over her son and his wife Camilla entirely when she gives up the throne.

They report coronation plans for Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton are already in motion, set to take place in June 2015.

Globe Cover March 24 2014

I'm not going to say I think Globe is totally making this up - in the world of the British royals almost nothing would surprise me - but they're probably making this up.

Passing over a legitimate heir for no actual reason is basically unheard of.

Abdicating? Fine. But that would be up to Prince Charles and would probably cause a huge scandal. The royals will do ANYTHING to avoid a scandal.

I think it's more likely QEII will just REFUSE to die until after Prince Charles kicks it, so never does become king. Poor guy.

Maybe Globe is just hoping everyone forgets this cover by June 2015 when no coronation happens?

It's not like the tabloids are known for their reliability. Check out these 24 hilariously untrue celebrity gossip magazine covers:

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