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It's really over for Leah Messer and Corey Simms.

That much has been established at this point. It's just a question of why, and what will happen to the couple's poor little twin girls in the aftermath of the split.

OK! reports that shaking hands, Leah Messer lit a cigarette to stop herself from crying as she read her husband Corey's Facebook flirtation with another girl.

“I haven’t been this happy in a long time,” the message read.

The words broke Leah's heart, and tears streamed down her face as her friend Kayla tried to comfort her - even though she had already filed for divorce days earlier.

Just the same, the Teen Mom 2 star is having a hard time facing the fact that her six-month marriage to Corey, the father of her twins, Ali and Aleeah, is over.

The battle between the young couple is about to get uglier, with Corey expected to ask for sole custody, and Corey’s parents prepared to help him financially.

Apparently there are "explosive secrets" that will determine who gets the girls, and according to fellow celebrity news magazine In Touch, abuse allegations.

We have no doubt this is a messed up situation, but putting Leah on the same cover as Jenelle Evans? That's gotta hurt almost as bad as Corey's Facebooking.

[Photos: In Touch Weekly, OK!]

Contrary to what the following magazine cover states, Kim Kardashian is not marrying Kris Humphries this year.

But the reality star is doing what she does best in an interview with Life & Style: talking about her personal life in hypothetical, vague terms in order to make headlines for no valid reason whatsoever.

The latest case in point: her eventual wedding to... somebody.

"I've envisioned the whole thing," Kim says. "I already know what my gown is going to look like. I've thought about it all for so long... What woman hasn't thought about her wedding since she was a little girl?"

Very few. But not many would land a tabloid cover story just for fantasizing about such an event.

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Another week, another major dose of Teen Mom drama - times two.

Teen Mom 2’s Leah Messer and Corey Simms - parents of 16-month-old twins Aleeah and Aliannah - just got married in October. But after myriad problems and months of fighting constantly, the pair have finally separated - perhaps for good.

“Corey is going to file for divorce,” a close friend said.

TRUE OR FALSE: Considering the source(s), you never know.

The accounts of these two celebrity gossip publications differ, but the point is that Corey left her. In Touch claims he took money for the twins and bought a truck!

OK! also hints at money problems between them, but another final straw.

Fed up with Leah’s obsession with buying a better house, Corey Simms left her. Meanwhile, Corey is bunking with his own mother, rent-free. There you have it.

“He and Leah have been living apart for two weeks, and he's been very happy,” the pal adds. If that's true, well ... it's very sad for everyone. Poor little tykes.

Either Star Magazine really likes being sued, or they're just trying to be the Onion of celebrity gossip these days, because these stories are getting absurd.

Give them credit for at least being topical this time, though, rather than recycling Brangelina nonsense again (he's putting it to Bella Heathcote, allegedly).

With the Royal Wedding just weeks away, Star cites TOTALLY RELIABLE intel from a “palace tattletale” in breaking a bombshell: Kate Middleton is pregnant!

OMG!! There’s going to be a big announcement about this after the honeymoon, the tabloid claims. Somehow we won't be holding our breath for that.

Meanwhile, Khloe and Lamar’s honeymoon is reportedly over. For Khlomar, only tears, meddling exes and appointments for sex are the norm these days.

This isn't exactly news, as it happens in any marriage.

Finally, Taylor Armstrong is allegedly anorexic. Now that we can believe. Not bad, Star, batting .333 for the week. BTW, your lawyer's on Line 1.

Last week's Life & Style cover featuring Mariah Carey nude and pregnant was only the beginning. This week, Nick Cannon thought it'd be OK! to join in the fun!

It's interesting how under most circumstances, a cover like this would be risque and borderline unpublishable. But with a pregnancy involved, it's “artsy,” people!

MiMi tweets: “Check out Mariah & Nick’s cover issue of UK’s OK! Magazine with never before seen pics of the Mommy & Daddy to be!” Do so at your own risk:

Mariah wishes that her babies would get off her bladder. Many readers may wish this image would get out of their brains ... or maybe not. You tell us below!

Naked Mariah Carey pregnancy / Nick Cannon fondling cover ...

[Photo: OK!]

According to Star Magazine, who must have an entire firm of attorneys on retainer, celebrity power couple Brangelina is embroiled in scandal once again. 

Amazingly, Jennifer Aniston is not involved!

It's Brad Pitt doing the cheating this time - the magazine dubiously claims - with his gorgeous, much younger Cogan's Trade co-star Bella Heathcote.

The best thing about Star's latest made-up rumor is the wording:

First off, why write “nude scandal" and not "sex scandal"?

Were they just hanging out naked, sharing drinks and conversation, but no bodily fluids? Second, why is the age difference important in a fake affair?

Finally, Angie flew in to break it up ... then dumps the kids on him!?

We're imagining her walking in on the naked party, kicking Bella out, chastising Brad Pitt, then ordering him to watch the kids while she gets a pedicure.

Thanks for the laughs, Star. You always make our week.

Come on, Teen Mom stars. Keep the legs closed already!

We're 91 percent sure this OK! Magazine cover story is BS, but given the girls' penchant for procreation and bad decision-making, you can't exactly rule it out.

The publication implies that Jenelle Evans, who doesn't even have custody of her son right now, is now expecting TRIPLETS. Pray it's not true, America. Pray.

Please, please, no.

It's rather unclear who supposedly impregnated Jenelle three times over, but whether she's getting it on Kieffer Delp or beating the ever-loving crap out of Britany Truett, Evans hasn't exactly shown that she thinks before she acts.

Basically, we doubt it's true, but it wouldn't shock us either. Knowing OK! and its track record, our bet is that it's Jenelle's sister who's expecting or something.

Meanwhile, Leah Messer and Corey Simms are allegedly trying to have a third baby of their own to save their marriage. Because that's always a surefire plan.

Finally, Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley have reunited ... for now. At the moment. Expect 911 calls to surface on THG by the end of next week if that's true.

[Photo: OK! Weekly]

Is Britney Spears ready to become a bride once more?

As she enjoys mammoth sales and the strongest reviews of her career for seventh studio album Femme Fatale, will she settle down for good with Jason Trawick?

"Maybe someday," she teases. "Never say never!"

Not a glowing quote, but she adds: "We have such a great time together! He makes me laugh, and are so comfortable being ourselves. I've never been happier!"

She may not be engaged yet, but don't count it out!

A family source says that the blissful pair will likely wed down the road, as Jason Trawick "was one of the only people who stuck by her through everything."

In 2007 and early 2008, Spears lost custody of her sons Sean, 5, and Jayden, 4, to ex Kevin Federline, and was briefly admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

Trawick, then her agent and now her boyfriend of two years, never wavered.

"[Jason] was someone she felt she could be her true self with. [Marriage] is what they talk about and the direction they're going in," the insider says.

Spears, who just released her new "Till The World Ends" video, does look so much healthier these days, don't you think? We're glad she's happy.

[Photo Credit: Us Weekly]

Is Kendra Wilkinson's marriage to Hank Baskett on the rocks?

The new issue of In Touch suggests as much! So basically, no, they're not on the rocks, but hey, makes for some good celebrity gossip, right?

In Touch has been trying to bust up Kendra and Hank for some time. Somehow Playboy bunny Jessica Hall has been thrown into the mix now.

Here's the alleged other woman wreaking marital havoc ...

This is Jessica Hall. Rumored home wrecker. Bona fide hottie!

Seriously, why the need to meddle in Kendra's love life? We direct that at Ms. Hall and at ITW. The Basketts seem as solid as they come. Leave 'em be.

Another thing just occurred to us. The headline just says Kendra and Hank have been torn apart by another woman. But what if Kendra did the cheating?

Sorry, we're just throwing that out there. Nothing wrong with a little girl-on-girl action, right? Okay, you know what, we're just going to stop now.

As a global superstar, Mariah Carey, has posed for more photo shoots than she can count. But none as personal, emotional or revealing as this one.

Days away from welcoming her first (and second) child, the singer and wife of Nick Cannon proudly showed her nude, pregnant body to Life & Style.

"I'm feeling vulnerable about taking pictures at all now, but didn't want to miss an opportunity to document a once-in-a-lifetime experience," she said.

"My goal was to share this incredibly personal moment with my true fans."

What do you think? Did Mariah achieve her goal in beautiful, tasteful fashion? Or are photo shoots like this just TOO personal? Tell us below ...

What do you think of Mariah's belly-bearing L&S cover?