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With Prince William and Kate's honeymoon officially underway, there's already talk of another royal wedding back in the UK. By one tabloid, at least.

Despite reports just last week that they will never get married, Life & Style seems to think Will's brother could be popping the question before long.

Suffice it to say, besides the consensus fact that Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry are back together and partying like rock stars, reports are conflicting.

While Harry and Chelsy's relationship has had its ups and downs, sources claim that the younger prince is now prepared to follow in his brother's footsteps.

"Harry told Chelsy he's ready to settle down for good with her and make things official," an insider, without being named, or noting how drunk Harry was.

The couple, who met in 2004, split in September 2010 before reuniting again in February, but now Prince Harry says he's ready to take the next step.

"Harry has been accused of cheating on her in the past [which he's denied], and her friends at the time told her to ditch him," a pal tells the magazine.

Undeterred, Harry wants to take things up a notch, and he's even asked her close friends to convince Chelsy Davy that it's worth taking a chance on him!

Sounds romantic for sure. Accurate? That's much more debatable.

This is so tragic.

Despite their millions of dollars, steady marriages, healthy babies and giant breasts, the Kardashian sisters wake up each and every day tormented by one thing alone: their weight. According to the new issue of In Touch Weekly, it's all their pushy mother's fault, too.

We'd chalk this up as mere tabloid BS, but Khloe and company spend every opportunity they get whining about body image, body type and their latest diet plans. It's really nauseating.

In other magazine news, this edition claims to reveal the "truth about Bristol Palin's face." Sorry, In Touch, but we can already deliver that to readers, free of charge!

No one knows if Brad Womack and Emily Maynard are still together.

Well, presumably the two of them do, and perhaps little Ricki does.

But as far as celebrity gossip reports go, there's no telling what's legit and what's not. Rumors of trouble in paradise surfaced 3-4 weeks ago.

As recently as last Monday, however, conflicting reports suggested that the couple had reunited and that it felt so good. Now we get this ...

BACHELOR HEARTBREAK: Is it over? For good this time?

On April 29, according to Life & Style, Brad Womack and Emily Maynard met in Texas. They seemed awkward, uncomfortable and distant at the Oasis in Lake Travis.

In between dining out, they spent much of the weekend holed up in Brad's apartment, and not for the usual fun reasons a couple stays holed up in an apartment.

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Jennifer Aniston is not really in a secret love tryst or having a baby of any kind. But why let that get in the way of a good story, right Star?

After a rough week in which they defamed Katie Holmes and had their a$$es handed to them in court, Star is back to its bread and butter.

Nothing piques reader interest or moves inventory like a bogus Jen Aniston cover story. Does she have a new man!? Is she having a baby?!

How about BOTH this time!

Wow, Brad changed her life forever? Breaking news there.

We're guessing that Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper aren't really together, since he wouldn't be pleased with her sneaking around with this "Brian."

As for the baby, it's unclear if it's a pregnancy or adoption the celebrity gossip publication concocted this time, but pick up the latest issue to find out!

THG NOTE: You're probably better off not buying it. If you want to read total BS about celebs, we have a whole tag devoted to tabloid covers! For FREE!

Angelina Jolie is a sexual being. No one can deny this.

Still, we imagine the denials will come fast and furious with the star's camp gets wind of the new cover story in Invent Brangelina Gossip Touch Weekly.

Angelina Jolie has been running around on Brad Pitt, according to this unreliable, but hilarious tabloid report. The new twist to this age-old rumor?

She has mistresses. As in multiple, female partners.

Ever since she was a teen, Jolie has been known as one of Hollywood’s wildest, most profoundly sexual women - and not even Brad can quench that carnal thirst.

According to a "friend," Angelina harbors strong bisexual desires and continues to engage in flings with women behind Brad’s back. She even has a girlfriend!

And got rejected by a stewardess! We call BS on that part. Who's gonna turn down hot, heavy, girl-on-girl, Mile High Club action with Angelina Jolie?!

No flight attendants we know, that's for sure.

Really, Star? That's the best you can come up with?

What could Jesse James possibly have done to betray Sandra Bullock this time? It's been over a year since his cheating scandal ruined their marriage, but if nothing else, he's moved on. Jesse's even engaged to Kat Von D!

According to the cover below, he blames her for his cheating ...

Jesse James cheated on Sandra! In March 2010!

Pretty sure there were no devastating secrets revealed in the past week.

If anything, Jesse James loathes himself. Doesn't make what he did right, but he feels bad about it and would just as soon move forward, not rehash this.

Just saying. Combined with their legally-mandated apology to Katie Holmes, this was not the tabloid's best week. Step it up, Star. You're letting us down.

It's not easy being the "biggest" Kardashian. Khloe says being compared to siblings Kim and Kourtney can take its toll on her self esteem. Wahhh!

In the new issue of Us, Khloe Kardashian pretends she feels fat and insecure next to her older sisters while all three laugh all the way to the bank.

"They are 5-foot and 5-foot-2, so I look massive," says the 5-10 Khloe. "Everyone expects me to be 9 feet tall and 200 pounds [when they meet me]."

Her mom, Kris Jenner, criticized her weight in an episode of Khloe and Lamar. No wonder she's "struggled with weight since she was 8," a family friend says.

"She was always taller and she had much broader shoulders than her petite sisters."

Classmates and her mom's friends noticed that Kourt and Kim were skinnier: "I had older women tell me, 'You should work out,'" Khloe says. "It got to me."

Honestly. Does she expect anyone to care or even believe she's serious? Sorry, but the only thing being TORTURED here is the people who read this.

Khloe looks great, frankly, and she knows it, too. She just needs to spare us the sob story, go sell some QuikTrim and swan dive into a pile of money.

Just two days to go until the wedding of the year. Nay, the century.

The celebrity gossip tabloids, like the rest of us, are riveted by the impending nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton, who will tie the knot Friday a.m.

The historical day will be dissected in great detail starting with the ceremony itself. Last week, Kate admitted she's a bundle of nerves just thinking about it.

When they enter Westminster Abbey, however, William and Kate's clear heads and full hearts will help calm those fears - and block out the massive spectacle.

Old William and Kate photos, but cute ones!

William's brother and best man, Harry, admitted that their mother would be on the boys' minds on April 29, as they stand in the location of her 1997 funeral.

"I hope she would be so very, very proud that the big day has come upon him," the 26-year-old Harry said this week. "We all thought it was never going to happen."

It's happening, all right, and THG will be here to break it down, vow by vow, Friday morning as the wedding of the millennium takes place before the world.

Lauren Conrad's ex-boyfriend, Stephen Colletti, is dating Chelsea Kane, the Disney and Dancing with the Stars cutie, according to new reports.

"We were set up on a blind date by my manager," Kane says.

It turns out the dancer has been a fan of Colletti, who now stars on One Tree Hill, since his days with LC on MTV's reality hit Laguna Beach.

"She tore his photo out of a magazine to show friends!" says a friend, presumably meaning back then, and not like last week. Cute stuff!

In other DWTS news, Kendra Wilkinson has been feeling so degraded and sad lately, while Kirstie Alley is allegedly a control freak. Good to know, Us!

All three ladies are still in the running in this wide open season. Hines Ward, Ralph Macchio, Chris Jericho and Romeo round out the remaining field.

Who do you think win Dancing With the Stars?

Despite reportedly being axed from the film, Lindsay Lohan will be part of Gotti: Three Generations after all. She hustled and landed another role in the movie!

Lindsay is no longer going to play Victoria Gotti, but instead will take the role of John Gotti Jr.'s daughter-in-law Kim, according to executive producer Mark Fiore.

That role was once considered for Kim Kardashian.

The turn of events comes hours after Fiore pulled the plug on Lindsay over a feud with her management, but Lohan really  wanted to be part of the project.

As such, she personally patched things up with producers when she heard her peeps were being difficult. Showing actual work ethic - who would've guessed?

Lindsay also agreed to act in a second upcoming Fiore film called Mob Street. Well, at least until she gets fired from both films like next week.

Or sooner, if the producers see THIS report:

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