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On the same day that Khloe Kardashian dismissed rumors that she may get divorced, and chatter spread that Kim Kardashian might wed Kanye West, a new tabloid story says Kourtney Kardashian is about to tie the knot with Scott Disick,

In Mexico. At friend Joe Francis' estate.

Kourtney Kardashian Married?!?

“They signed a $1 million deal with E! to get married on TV,” an insider tells In Touch Weekly, adding that Kourtney and Scott will soon get engaged “in an orchestrated, well-publicized manner."

The only problem with this report? Kourtney's rep says it isn't true.

Then again, isn't that exactly what Kourtney's rep would say if the engagement were meant to be a surprise?!?

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You know what they say about apologies: they aren't sincere unless you make six figures off publishing them in a supermarket tabloid.

Teresa Giudice has taken this saying to heart and penned an open letter to her Real Housewives of New Jersey castmates. It's included in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly and, in addressing Jacqueline, Melissa, Kathy and Caroline, it reads:

"I wish I could take it all back and start over."

Teresa Giudice on In Touch Weekly Cover

On last Sunday's season four premiere - which drew record ratings for Bravo - Giudice dissed and also dismissed Gorga, her sister-in-law, saying she'd leave husband Joe in a heartbeat for a richer man.

Melissa lashed out in response, saying she was hurt by Teresa's comments and they simply aren't valid.

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What should be a euphoric time for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has become anything but ... according to a couple of clearly desperate tabloids, anyway.

Behind their public smiles - and despite the glow of Angelina's dazzling $500,000 ring - trouble is brewing, say anonymous sources quoted by OK! Magazine.

It seems that ever since Brad and Angelina got engaged, their forthcoming marriage is causing all sorts of chaos, leaving the couple constantly at odds.

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Heck, mere mortal weddings can bring strife and panic. But when you're the World's Most Glamorous Couple, with six kids and serious baggage, well ... it's crazy.

"You'd think them finally getting engaged would have them high on love, but since the proposal, the shine has worn off," a close friend allegedly claims.

"Of course it's mainly come down to them having to agree on the details of the wedding, including the prenup, and there are loads of things they do not agree on."

Meanwhile, Life & Style is running with Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux planning a summer wedding in Crete, which may actually be sort of accurate.

Still, Jen and Justin aren't even engaged, at least not that we know of, and the idea that they're trying to upstage Brangelina is patently ridiculous.

Aniston has been happy with her new man for some time, and does everything in her power to avoid stunts like that. Still, makes for great tabloid covers.

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Jessica Simpson hasn't even given birth to her baby girl Maxi yet, but that's not about to stop one tabloid from taking us INSIDE THE DRAMATIC DELIVERY!

You gotta love that on the week Brad and Angelina get engaged, for real, that In Touch will make up some other cover story. Why not lead with Brange?

After all, they've gotten engaged so many times before, according to your magazine ... why not cash in on the real thing when people might actually buy it?!

Jessica Simpson Birth

In any case, Jessica Simpson is ready to pop any day now, which makes this odd cover - how can you be inside a delivery that hasn't taken place? - sort of justified.

Sort of. It's possible Jess has already elected to have a c-section, is under hypnosis to soothe her cold sweats and has already planned her first words to her baby.

Still, none of this has happened yet, because she is enormously pregnant.

We'll know when she gives birth and Jessica Simpson will provide all the Jessica Simpson quotes we need at that time. How could ITW compare with that now?

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, as you now know. For real.

OK! Magazine and its ilk are either overjoyed that they get to print accurate news for once in their lives this week, or devastated because now that Brangelina got engaged, and confirmed it, they've lost some great source material.

Either way, here's their very special commemorative cover:

Brangelina Engaged!

"Yes, it's confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are all very happy," Brad's manager Cynthia Pett-Dante confirmed to the AP last week.

"There's not date set at this time."

That's it. No more waiting for gay marriage to be legalized all over the world. No more coy interviews. No more ridiculous tabloid cover story lies.

Okay, those are clearly going to persist. But they'll have to branch out, because the secret wedding well has finally run dry. It was a good run, guys.

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It's all fun and games until someone pulls a piece on a paparazzo.

As we previously reported, Pippa Middleton is at the center of a gun scandal after she and her friends went for a spin in a convertible last weekend.

After partying at a raucous bash in Paris until 5 a.m., Pips was spotted leaving in a car with friends, when the driver took out what appeared to be a semi-automatic pistol and aimed it at a celebrity news photographer. But was the gun even real?

Royal Scandal

Sitting in the passenger seat, Pippa Middleton laughed.

Nobody's laughing now. Especially not her in-laws.

"This is embarrassing for them," a royal source says. The surprising scandal "has put [Kate Middleton] in a very difficult position," the source adds.

However, it appears that the excitement, which included reports that Pippa Middleton could face criminal charges, may have been overblown.

ABC News reports that the photographer claims he knew all along that the gun was a fake and has been telling people he never felt scared by it.

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Just two months ago, Khloe Kardashian apparently came closer than ever to becoming a mother ... only to suffer a miscarriage. According to In Touch Weekly.

The tabloid reports that the miscarriage devastated her emotionally.

Her rep denies the failed pregnancy even took place. So it goes ...

Khloe Kardashian Miscarriage?

“She’s trying to put on a brave face, but it’s so hard,” reveals a most likely fake friend of Khloé, who had been so excited by the news she was pregnant.

She’d already begun checking out prenatal yoga classes and doulas, the magazine claims, but now that it didn't work out, “She is really depressed.”

That is pretty rough. Especially after being abandoned by her man on the cover of the same magazine a week earlier. ITW really has it out for Khloe.

Seriously, we know the girl has made her struggles to have kids public, but there's no need to have Khloe Kardashian miscarry in a fake pregnancy.

Why even go there if it's not true? It's kind of wrong, and there's legit Kardashian gossip going on! Just stick with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West! They're actually dating!

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Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have simultaneously been abandoned by the men in their lives ... at least according to one ridiculous tabloid cover.

Must be a slow news week, even for In Touch, because there's pretty much no indication that Scott Disick or Lamar Odom ditched their partners.

Scott partied with "club girls" while Kourt stayed home with her hormones, supposedly. Maybe so, but that's what Scott does. It's not incendiary.

As for Khloe's man? Lamar dumped the Mavericks, but that's about it.

Kim and Khloe Tabloid Cover

What's all the more amazing about this kover is that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are dating. Like for real. Kim Kardashian is dating Kanye West!

This made-for-tabloid-drama relationship actually materialized out of thin air and ITW instead opts for bogus, less interesting stories about her sisters.

That's just poor celebrity gossip reporting, people. Poor.

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PR stunt, schmee-R stunt.Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Kanye West is totes in love with Kim Kardashian, at least according to Us Weekly sources.

"They're perfect for each other. He thinks she's his Beyonce," an insider says of Kanye's feelings, adding that the rapper's fallen "genuinely head over heels" for the infamous, voluptuous, expressionless-as-drywall reality star.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Love!

Kim and Kanye have been friends since 2004, with this source claiming the latter pursued the former for a very long time.

Why did Kardashian finally give in to the relationship with the loquacious rapper? We'll have to ask her mom and/or public relations team.

Kim herself has been surprisingly mum on the topic of a romance with Kanye, while Kris Humphries doesn't care at all about the exploits of his ex.

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Motherhood couldn't come a moment too soon for Jessica Simpson.

It hasn't actually come yet, but why would that stop OK! from fronting like it's breaking the news of the birth of the 31-year-old's daughter Maxi? Silly question.

Misleading headlines aside, Jessica has longed for a baby her whole life, and now that blessed event is finally here ... or at least will be in the next month or so.

"I can't wait to just hold her in my arms," she said, in one of the most normal Jessica Simpson quotes about pregnancy. "At this point, I am really ready."

Jessica Simpson Tabloid Cover

An insider notes that "Jessica is going to be the most unbelievable mother ... she’s taken to it like a duck to water.” Because people really talk like that.

“She talks to the baby and already feels like she knows her. She sings to her all the time, too. “It’s sweet, the baby already has songs written for her!”

As for her fiancé, Eric Johnson?

“Eric is going to be an unbelievable dad,” gushed Jessica earlier this year. While first-time parenting can be scary, these two seem like they've got it together.

So much so, it's unbelievable, you could say.

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