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On the final day of 2012, the tabloids finally, sort of got it right:

Kim Kardashian pregnant is now a fact, not just a headline made up to move magazines.

But, for the most part, the In Touch Weekly and Life & Styles of the world were rather... judicious with their topics and covers.

Below, we present the most ridiculous tabloid covers of the year and we encourage readers to take note in 2013: Save yourself a few bucks and read THG. We charge nothing for our absurdity!

  • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart OK! Cover
  • They're Both Pregnant!
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson: Expecting?
  • Jen Aniston NOT Pregnant!

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Phew. That was a close one, folks.

It took a healthy diet, the money to afford a personal trainer and the removal of a baby from her womb, but Kourtney Kardashian has finally got her bikini body back.

Oh, happy day!

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Cover

The latest issue of Life & Style is dedicated to this breaking news, as various bikini photos of the reality star grace the tabloid's pages.

"Her figure is amazing," an insider gushes to the magazine, adding that Kourtney is a Size 2 again.

How did she achieve her weight loss goal? In three words: Easy Salmon Recipe.

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He may be a part of the Kardashian Christmas card, but will Scott Disick ever be an official part of reality TV's First Family?

It's unlikely, according to Life & Style sources, who report that the father of Kourtney's two kids tried to get down on one knee recently... but the attempt was rebuffed by Kardashian!

Kourtney Disses Scott!

Kourtney "does not want to be engaged," the tabloid alleges, with a friend adding:

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As if the ongoing love triangle featuring Rihanna, Chris Brown, and Karrueche Tran weren't complicated enough, Ayem Nour claims she boned Brown this month.

With Karrueche's consent, no less.

Ayem Nour Pictures

Nour, a popular French reality star and model, tells Oops! magazine (yes, that's a real thing) that she had sex with Brown while he was partying with Tran in Paris.

According to Nour, the sex was beautiful and she's flattered to be in the same league as Rihanna ... who was getting it on with Chris after he dumped Karrueche.

Confused yet?

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After three months of blissful maternity leave, Giuliana Rancic opens up to celebrity gossip magazine Life & Style about how heading back to work on E! News.

That decision, she says, has been the hardest of her life.

Giuliana Rancic Cover

Not only has it caused separation anxiety from four-month-old son Edward Duke, but it's got her rethinking a lot of things she had considered priorities.

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It's all falling apart for the Kardashians. According to the tabloid world, at least.

With Kris Jenner divorce chatter heating up, In Touch Weekly now claims Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are in more trouble than ever.

And it all stems from the professional baller being spotted recently with two brunettes in Oklahoma City.

Khloe Kardashian: Betrayed!

“He went out the backdoor and it looked like he was about to leave with them,” club patron Teresa Witt tells the magazine. “I immediately wondered, ‘Why is Lamar in an alley in the middle of the night with two gorgeous girls? Did he and Khloé split up?’”

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Kris Jenner has labeled rumors of a divorce from her husband of 22 years as "ridiculous."

But a new tabloid story is fueling talk that this union is about to crumble, as Star Magazine reports Bruce Jenner is looking to take children Kylie and Kendall and move out of the family mansion.

Kylie and Kendall "broke down crying" when told of their father's decision, a source tells the tabloid, while the same insider says the real tension stems from Kris placing her children's careers over their childhoods.

Somewhere, Kim Kardashian has no idea at all what this person is talking about.

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With a pretend baby on the way, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are reportedly planning the next logical step:

A big wedding!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart OK! Cover

According to nonsense made up by OK! Weekly, the famous couple is set to make its relationship "permanent" and "legal."

“They’re split between doing it in England or somewhere totally remote and tropical," an insider alleges of a Robert/Kristen wedding.

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How do you raise the made-up celebrity gossip bar if you've already made Kate Middleton pregnant a dozen times before she actually was, and then it turns out she is?

Claim Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant, of course! In Touch Weekly, everybody!

They're Both Pregnant!

FINALLY! The two most anticipated celebrity babies have been conceived!

Only one of them has actually had an egg fertilized, of course. For Kate, who is feeling better but still hospitalized with morning sickness, pregnancy is no joke.

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