In case you've been living under a rock on Mars in a cave with really crappy wi-fi: Beyonce and Jay Z might be headed for divorce.
It started off as a ridiculous tabloid rumor, but it now seems that there may be some truth to it.
In fact, just today we learned that Beyonce met with financial advisers, possibly to prepare for what's sure to be an insanely costly breakup.
Considering the Carters are already raising a two-year-old daughter in the public eye, the whole situation is pretty sad.
Fortunately, you can always count on the folks at Life & Style to put a hysterically over-the-top spin on any real-life celebrity drama:
Here that, world? Beyonce can't live with a cheater! Maybe that's why Bey's been apartment shopping in NYC. Or maybe she's just sick of hearing her husband shout "Hov!" every time he successfully throws a tissue into the wastebasket.