According to a hilarious new tabloid report, the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have technically lasted longer than the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.
But only technically.
That's because sources tell In Touch Weekly that Kimye is "over" after just 58 days of wedded non-bliss.
Does this mean another Kim Kardashian divorce is on the horizon? Not necessarily.
"Kim is so obsessed with her image that she doesn’t want to suffer the public humiliation of yet another divorce,” writes the tabloid.