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With Kim Kardashian reportedly packing on anywhere from 10 to 200 pounds, the bang-able baton has officially been passed, according to Life & Style:

Khloe Kardashian is now the hottest sister in this family!

Khloe Cover

So screams that tabloid's latest cover, which is all about Khloe's weight loss and how she recently shed 25 pounds.

How has she done it?

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are married! The couple has tied the knot in secret!

At least according to OK! Magazine ... so they're totally not married basically.

Brangelina Married!?

Of course, there is NO MENTION of when this happened, or what she wore, or really much of anything else ... only that “official nuptials” are still to come.

Whatever that means.

In any case, Jolie and Pitt, the celebrity gossip tabloid reports, “exchanged their vows with a small sunset commitment ceremony at their L.A. mansion.”

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A new report confirms what we've suspected all along: Kim Kardashian cannot get enough balls.

Fried rice balls, that is, as the latest In Touch Weekly claims the pregnant reality star has been dumped by Kanye West because she cannot... stop... eating.

Kim Kardashian Dumped?!?

On March 17, a patron at South City Kitchen in Atlanta says Kim chowed down greasy chicken and waffles, along with smashed bliss potatoes, collard greens and mac and cheese.

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Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, sister Khloe will raise see your latest tabloid covers and raise you this hilarious tale:

She's pregnant! But she doesn't know the identity of her baby's father!

OK! Weekly hints strongly that Khloe is knocked up (she isn't), while also playing off Star's previous claim that she's having an affair with The Game (she's not), leading to a cover for the ages:

Khloe Kardashian Pregnant Claim

"Several of [Khloe's] friends are convinced she is nearly eight weeks pregnant," an insider claims, adding that "all the signs are there. Khloe’s been doing everything by the book. She’s been taking all the right vitamins and folic acid, exercising regularly.”

Well then. She's clearly expecting.

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Lindsey Vonn is on the cover of Us Weekly this week alongside her boyfriend Tiger Woods, who she may or may not be cheating on with Kris Humphries.

She is supposedly in love with a sex addict.

Lindsey Vonn Us Weekly Cover

As a wise man once said, all men are sex addicts - some just choose to have respect for their partners. His "sex addiction" was likely a crock all along.

Still, the central question is whether Woods has changed, and whether Vonn can trust him after he cheated on Elin Nordegren with anything that breathed.

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Just two weeks after we saw Catherine Guidici and Sean Lowe get engaged on The Bachelor, the two are already on the rocks, according to a new report.

If Life & Style is to believed, they're officially DONE.

Sean Lowe and Catherine Guidici Breakup?

They haven't looked unhappy in the least at any point we've seen them, but the seemingly over-the-moon couple was allegedly in tears at a trendy nightclub.

After a blowout fight last weekend, their relationship is totally kaput ... at least if you believe this celebrity gossip source, which we are not inclined to.

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In the new issue of In Touch Weekly, Michael Girgenti claims he slept with Kourtney Kardashian about nine months before her son was born and he therefore may be the father of Mason Dash Disick.

Incredibly, however, this is NOT the craziest Kardashian-related tabloid story of the day!

Kim Kardashian: Fake Pregnancy?!?

The National Enquirer screams on its latest cover that Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy because her "baby bump seems to change size and position… as she travels around the country."

Why would Kim possibly conduct such a hoax? Straight cash, of course.

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A tabloid war is brewing at your local newsstand. And Kim Kardashian is at the center of it.

With multiple reports this week claiming Kardashian can't stop eating and that Kanye West is turned off by his baby mama's ever-growing figure, Us Weekly is jumping into the fray by calling out its competition.

Kim Kardashian Us Weekly Story

The "vitriol" aimed at Kim's body "is taking an emotional toll" on the pregnant star, this week's issue asserts.

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According to a new report, Kim Kardashian is gaining so much weight that Kanye West is totally turned off by his baby mama.

But according to another new report, the reality star just can't help it.

Would this cover story lie?

Kim Kardashian Fat Cover

"She’s eating whatever she wants: ice cream, fries, cereal loaded with sugar,” a source tells In Touch Weekly. "She has a chef who makes healthy meals, but Kim’s weakness is comfort food. Carbs... crappy stuff.”

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Despite the best efforts of one party involved, the Tori Spelling divorce rumors are growing stronger and uglier by the day.

Thanks to Star Magazine.

The tabloid first published reports of a $300 million split late last month, to which Spelling took to her blog and went off on the publication, claiming her children were scared by the cover story.

Tori Spelling Divorce Cover

Shockingly, this did not deter editors from continuing to claim the marriage is over.

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