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Teresa Giudice may be headed to the clink. But first she's making a few deposits in the bank.

The law-breaking reality star reportedly earned six figures for sitting down with Andy Cohen this week and discussing her impeding jail sentence of 15 months.

And now Giudice is also covering the new issue of Us Weekly, opening up to the tabloid about her illegal financial dealings while, we presume, being paid to do so.

Teresa Giudice Us Weekly Cover

"I wish I could do everything differently," the mother of four daughters (Gia, 13, Gabriella, 10, Milania, 8, and Audriana, 5) tells the magazine.

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Out of ways to conjure up quotes about a fake Kim Kardashian divorce, Star Magazine has moved on...

... to a fake Julia Roberts divorce!

According to Star Magazine, Roberts and Danny Moder are on their way to a $225 million split because they are “fighting over money and kids” and because she treats her husband like an “errand boy.”

Oh, also because of this: "SHE'S A TOTAL PHONY!"

Julia Roberts Divorce Story

Roberts, of course, isn't exactly a celebrity gossip staple, so perhaps Star is thinking folks might actually believe the occasional story about her allegedly crumbly marriage.

And, who knows, maybe some people would.

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America's Sweetheart Jennifer Aniston is (gasp) having a baby at last.

Seriously, Jennifer's lifelong dream has been a long time coming.

By our count, this will be her 23rd kid. But they're all special.

Jennifer Aniston: A Baby at LAST!
Jennifer Aniston is having a baby at last! OMG! It's finally happening!!!!

She must be getting up there in age, though, 'cause celebrity gossip tabloid Life & Style has tweaked its approach to the tried and true "baby for Jen" angle.

Instead of some hunk getting the forever childless Jennifer Aniston pregnant, she's now - wait ... just wait for it - going to be adopting a child!

By herself, it appears, even though she's been engaged for awhile!

If you believe the cover above, Justin Theroux had nothing to do with this. The secret adoption papers were filled out with no input from her fiance.

Wonder how he'd feel about that if this were possibly true.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have made it through 72 days of marriage.

But, according to a new tabloid cover story, they won't make it much longer.

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly talks up a "Nasty $250M Divorce" on the way for the couple dubbed Kimye, as they allegedly got involved in the "fight to end all fights" and their union will be over.

A NASTY DIVORCE

Kardashian supposedly “wants out” because she’s tired of her husband’s big ego and controlling behavior, an anonymous insider hilarious claims, while the tabloid writes that the pair has never even “lived together full-time.”

Kanye is also mad about the Kim Kardashian nude photos that leaked this week because they were snapped (a long time ago) for another man, while he's been pushing her to "quit" her reality show - and Kim just can't take it anymore.

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For Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, first came love. Sort of.

Then came marriage. Okay, not at all.

The came baby in a baby carriage. Well, one out of three ain't bad, right?

Earlier this month, Mendes gave birth to the couple's first child, a daughter that reportedly left Gosling crying like a little girl very sweet and sentimental new father.

But will the actress and actor take the next logical step? Will they exchange vows, perhaps in some kind of surprise Canadian wedding? Yes, according to the new issue of OK! Weekly.

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling Wedding?

A source claims Gosling has “never felt this happy” and is prepared to take part in an “intimate ceremony” with the mother of his child.

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Jill and Jessa Duggar grace the new cover of Us this week, and look amazing doing it, while dishing on their oft-discussed love lives inside the magazine.

Jill and Jessa Duggar Us Weekly Cover

When it comes to Jill and her husband Derick Dillard, or Jessa and her fiance Ben Seewald, fans who watch 19 Kids and Counting know how smitten they are.

Their love knows no boundaries, it seems ... well, except in the physical sense.

Strict parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have imposed a stringent policy when it comes to letting their girls see young men, but they do not rebel.

On the contrary, Jessa and Jill buy in to the family philosophy, and then some.

When it comes to Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, they are all about the sex, as evidenced by their giant brood. But there is a time and place for it.

That time is after marriage, the couple believes, no ifs ands or buts about it.

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It's been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians.

Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child?

Or that Kim Kardashian was betrayed by her siblings? And that she's also pregnant again? And that she's been let go as a wife by Kanye West?!?

These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic... if they were remotely true.

But because Kim Kardashian and her family don't actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn't count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy.

And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here's a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue:

Kim Kardashian Butt Problems
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's butt won't stop growing! What will the reality star do?

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Thanks a lot, Famous. You're forcing us to actually take the side of Kendall Jenner here.

The latest issue of this Australian tabloid features a picture of Jenner on the runway at New York Fashion Week, including alongside it a claim that modeling honchos are unimpressed.

In fact, they have allegedly deemed the 18-year old "TOO FAT" to succeed.

Kendall Jenner Cover

This would be cruel enough on its own, of course, as the cover also alleges higher-ups have ordered Jenner to "lose 8 kg," which is approximately 17 pounds.

But here is where the magazine truly steps over the line:

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Earlier today, we learned that Kourtney Kardashian is having a girl.

Which would be very exciting for Kourtney and Scott Disick... if they were still together, that is.

According to Life & Style, the reality star has been DUMPED by her baby daddy and here's the worst part: it took place in the delivery room! Oh no!

We're not sure how that's possible, considering Kourtney is still pregnant and everything. But, look, there's an actual picture of Kardashian in the delivery room, so the story must be accurate...

Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped?!?

... either that, or it's an old photo of Kourtney in a different delivery room and is totally unrelated to this made up report. One or the other.

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Teresa Giudice is a lot of things:

Greedy. Selfish. Law-breaking. Pathetic.

But here is one thing Teresa Giudice is NOT: Pregnant.

Shockingly, even though the latest cover of In Touch Weekly claims otherwise, The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is not expecting her fifth child.

Teresa Giudice Pregnant Claim

Wendy Feldman - the crisis manager for Teresa and Joe Giudice because, let's face it, they need a crisis manager - tells Us Weekly there "is NO truth to the rumor" that the reality star is knocked up, adding that any allegation to the contrary is "false in every way."

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