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According to a pair of new supermarket tabloids, a couple very famous Hollywood marriages are about to go kaput.

Life & Style alleges that it's all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert, while Star Magazine now claims Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are headed for a VERY expensive divorce.

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman Divorce Cover

This cover story quotes a totally real insider as saying there's “tension” in the relationship because Urban and Kidman because both have “busy careers” that keep them far apart.

Urban also enjoys "apparent flirtations with other women," specifically Jennifer Lopez.

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According to the latest issue of Life & Style, it's all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert .

How do we know? Because the cover headline below screams IT'S OVER for the First Couple of Country Music.

"Miranda gave him an ultimatum to shape up or ship out," a source supposedly told the magazine. "She told him she wanted to start trying for a baby soon, but that he had to clean up his act first."

Of course, this same publication says Blake and Miranda are already having a baby, so...

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This is so not what Miley Cyrus needs today.

With the artist mourning her dead dog Floyd, Life & Style has come out with a new cover story that claims Miley is PREGNANT & SCARED.

For real, the tabloid alleges that after months of “one-night stands and out-of-control antics,” the singer could be facing the "ultimate consequence: pregnancy!"

Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared?

And is this ultimate consequence ever became a reality, a so-called friend says Cyrus would have quite the dilemma on her hands.

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by Tyler Johnson at

Years after stealing Brandi Glanville's husband, LeAnn Rimes continues to make tabloid headlines for her relationship with Eddie Cibrian.

The ever-reliable Star magazine reports that LeAnn is completely broke these days and she's been all but abandoned by Eddie.

The report, and its "anonymous sources" claim Eddie's acting career has dried up and he hasn't made any money in years, so he's been burning through Leann's savings.

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by Free Britney at

Nikki Ferrell is pregnant and getting abandoned by Juan Pablo, according to one celebrity gossip tabloid. Gotta be rough for the winner of The Bachelor.

Life & Style's new report may or may not be completely bogus, of course, and is clearly buoyed by the undeniable fact that Juan Pablo is a douche.

Universally derided as the worst Bachelor ever, his stock tanked so hard this year that almost any negative story about him would seem plausible.

Still ... Nikki Ferrell pregnant? Is anybody buying that?

  • Nikki Ferrell Pregnant! OMG!
  • Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell Photograph

She certainly doesn't look it (above, right), but the magazine claims she's told Juan that she’s expecting, as a "fake relationship turns all too real."

Well played, In Touch. Or at least well written.

Apparently, Juan Pablo "I like you a lot" Galavis still hasn’t told Nikki Ferrell he loves her, and she's terrified that he’ll abandon her ... not a bad guess.

Ask Carla Rodriguez. Just sayin'.

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by Suzanne Davis at

Is Prince Charles NEVER going to get his day to rule?

Sources tell the Globe that Queen Elizabeth is going to skip over her son and his wife Camilla entirely when she gives up the throne.

They report coronation plans for Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton are already in motion, set to take place in June 2015.

Globe Cover March 24 2014

I'm not going to say I think Globe is totally making this up - in the world of the British royals almost nothing would surprise me - but they're probably making this up.

Passing over a legitimate heir for no actual reason is basically unheard of.

Abdicating? Fine. But that would be up to Prince Charles and would probably cause a huge scandal. The royals will do ANYTHING to avoid a scandal.

I think it's more likely QEII will just REFUSE to die until after Prince Charles kicks it, so never does become king. Poor guy.

Maybe Globe is just hoping everyone forgets this cover by June 2015 when no coronation happens?

It's not like the tabloids are known for their reliability. Check out these 24 hilariously untrue celebrity gossip magazine covers:

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Say it ain't so, Star Magazine!

According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is "pulling the plug."

An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots."

She added: You would be nothing without me.

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Khloe Kardashian has not moved past her divorce.

The reality star recently said she is still working through her split from Lamar Odom.

So, to paraphrase one of our favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes... is she saying there's a chance?!?

"I want to make it work with Khloe," Odom admitted to In Touch Weekly while staying in New York recently.

Second Chance for Lamar?

But does Khloe want to make it work with her estranged husband?

Apparently, if you believe the giant tabloid headline above.

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by Suzanne Davis at

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher have been married for almost four years already with no baby bump in sight.

Totally unacceptable to the tabloids!

Carrie Underwood Pregnant; Kelly Clarkson Divorcing?

In an article made up entirely of quotes by people who may or may not actually be friendly with Carrie, Life & Style reports that 2014 will be the year of "baby joy" for the singer.

It's not the worst prediction ever.

Carrie's tour ended last summer and she has some time on her hands after a busy fall hosting the Country Music Awards and starring in The Sound of Music on NBC.

On the same cover Life & Style rehashes the Kelly Clarkson marriage drama that's been reported - but never confirmed - numerous times before.

But isn't that why we love celebrity gossip magazines? "Carrie Underwood Isn't Pregnant and Kelly Clarkson Has A Nice Life" won't sell as many issues ...

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Forget the demand for the ever-popular Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Something else related to her won't stop growing: Her rear end!

According to the latest issue of celebrity gossip tabloid In Touch Weekly, Kim is going through a "diet disaster" because her "butt won't stop growing!"

Look at that thing! It's bigger than the ego of Kanye West!

Sorry. These people just make it too easy sometimes.

Kim Kardashian Butt Photos

The magazine alleges that during a recent outing in L.A., Kim's “backside strained to escape the confines of her trousers,” an embarrassing incident documented on the cover above.

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