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The pregnant Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian are due the same day, according to a new tabloid report. All we have to say about that is O.M.G.

Seriously. Pencil in a Twitter crash around July 13.

According to a recent slew of royal baby betting, and from what we've gleaned from news reports, that's the date when the royal heir(ess) will arrive.

At least it's the current odds-on favorite. Ditto baby Yeezus.

While their backgrounds, parenting styles and baby bump fashion couldn't differ more, these are without a doubt the two biggest baby stories of the year.

Does Us offer any legitimate insight in the covery story above? Doubtful. Does it have to? No, because they know people can't wait and will read anything.

On that pointless note, vote in our survey and tell us ...

Which baby are you most excited for?!

The tabloids aren't just after the Kardashians this week. They are after their relationships!

First, Star quotes Leyla Ghobadi as saying she totally banged Kanye West when he was with Kim Kardashian.

Now, In Touch Weekly is once again re-igniting the Kris Jenner divorce story, claiming she and Bruce are on the outs - and it'll be one EXPENSIVE breakup.

“There’s a lot of money at stake in this split,” says a family friend to the tabloid, adding that Kris ought to have concerns outside of her fortune:

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Things are looking up for Kim Kardashian.

Just a few days ago, she was afraid of being all alone in the delivery room, with In Touch Weekly claiming Kanye West had no plans to attend the birth of his child.

But now, according to Life & Style? West may totally be there... with a catch.

Kim is reportedly "petrified" over a natural birth and wants to have a C section next month.

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Jessica Simpson and a celebrity gossip tabloid are accused of a conspiracy to grab a man's baby and pose for photos with it in a hilariously bizarre lawsuit.

New Orleans' Times-Picayune claims Christopher Hurst took his teenage daughter and infant son to a department store back in October 2011 to meet Jess.

When Hurst got close to Simpson, some stranger suggested he hand his infant over to the pop star and fashion mogul, who was pregnant at the time.

At that point, he claims she took his baby and posed with him for the cameras, making it appear as if the child were hers ... while a guy took photos.

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Forget those Atlantic City hoes for a moment.

A new report once again says Joe Giudice has cheated on wife Teresa, but not with just anyone... with the couple's nanny, Nicole Cemelli!

Multiple insiders allege the affair began not long after Teresa hired Nancy to keep an eye on her kids while she was doing book signing and other Real Housewives of New Jersey promotional appearances.

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On Sunday's premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian learned that she was having a girl.

It was an exciting development for the reality star, marred by one undeniable fact: Baby daddy Kanye West was nowhere to be found.

Moreover, Bruce Jenner has gone on record and said he barely knows Kanye. Might all this change when the child is born next month?

Don't count on it, a source tells In Touch Weekly.

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Stop the presses! Kim Kardashian is featured on the cover of a new tabloid... and the attached story does not mock the pregnant star's weight gain!

It does, of course, touch on the impending Kim Kardashian baby, though, alleging that mother is putting child in serious danger because she cannot lay off Botox.

Kim is "still getting injections even though she’s seven months pregnant," an insider tells the magazine.

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This just in: Katie Holmes has been spending a lot of time recently with Luke Kirby, eating lunch with the actor and hanging out in her apartment.

Who cares that the two are co-starring in Mania Days and the meals often take place on set and the apartment dates just consist or scene rehearsals?!?

Kirby is totally Katie's "NEW MAN," according to the latest edition of OK! Weekly.

An anonymous insider tells the tabloid that Kirby and Holmes - who is topless in a new ad campaign - are "hot and heavy" and that the "chemistry" between the pair is apparent. Simply put:

"Katie obviously has it bad for Luke!”

Obviously.

Kim Kardashian has been caught in yet another scheme.

First, In Touch Weekly revealed how the pregnant reality star is purposely gaining weight in order to profit down the line from some kind of diet deal.

And now Life & Style has exposed what it describes as a "greedy plot," one that is taking place behind the back of Kanye West.

According to magazine sources, the rapper has been clear that he has no interest in selling the couple's impending baby photos.

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As we predicted, Amanda Bynes is IRATE over In Touch Weekly's latest cover story claiming she is being destroyed by fame and acting weirder than ever.

Specifically, Bynes took issue with pictures the magazine ran in an epic Twitter rant, declaring, "I'm suing them! They f--ked with my photos!"

How did they f--k with them, you ask?

"That's not my bed! Those aren't my toes! My toes are pedicured" she said.

"I just did an exclusive interview with in touch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him!"

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