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Allow us to begin this post with an answer to our own headline: NO.

Neither Miley Cyrus nor Selena Gomez is pregnant.

But try telling that to the editors at Life & Style, whose latest cover claims to report that Selena is knocked up with the impending child of Justin Bieber and that Miley is expecting the spawn of Patrick Schwarzenegger.

Selena and Miley: Pregnant?!?

Of course, if you read very closely, the tabloid never literally says that Selena Gomez is pregnant or that Miley Cyrus is pregnant.

Instead, it writes about the conjured-up topis. To wit:

"In late October, [Miley] mentioned that her period was late,” an anonymous source tells the magazine. “She took two pregnancy tests. One came back negative - and the other came back positive.”

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SPOILER ALERT: Katniss ends up with Peeta at the conclusion of The Hunger Games franchise.

But even if Liam Hemsworth doesn't get the girl on screen, the latest issue of OK! Weekly claims he has nabbed her off screen.

Because Hemsworth is totally dating Jennifer Lawrence!!!!!

Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth: In Love?!?

Hemsworth and Lawrence, of course, portray Gale and Katniss, respectively, in The Hunger Games and they’ve grown very close while filming over the years.

Over the summer, J. Law even gushed and gushed to Nylon Magazine about her Australian co-star.

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett have decided to stay together and battle through the tumult that has engulfed their marriage over the past six months.

As we saw in an emotional Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 14, Hank proposed (sort of), Kendra counter-proposed (sort of) and they all lived happily ever after.

Mostly. She's taken him back, but he has yet to win back her trust.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett Cover

“It’s going to take a lifetime to trust him again,” Wilkinson admitted to Us about her husband, who adds, “I will spend my life trying to get Kendra to trust me again.”

The specifics of Baskett’s alleged affair with transgender model Ava London in June were never confirmed or denied by either one of them (just London).

Something happened between Hank Baskett and Ava London, seeing as he never denied or refuted her claims and Kendra clearly was beyond furious.

Only they know exactly what. But Kendra is okay moving past it.

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According to a recent Kim Kardashian interview, Kris Jenner knew nothing about the star's naked Paper pictorial until it hit the Internet.

According to the latest issue of Star Magazine, however, Kim Kardashian is a total liar.

Kris Jenner Destroys Everything!

The cover story screams that Kris has DESTROYED HER FAMILY in a number of ways.

For instance, anonymous sources (that we're certain are totally real!) allege that Kris forced Kim Kardashian to pose naked in paper.

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You don't have to watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online to know that Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian have an interesting relationship.

The new Keeping Up With the Kardashians spinoff has really driven this point home, however, as they're very clearly ... comfortable around each other.

  • Khloe Instagram to Scott
  • Scott Instagram to Khloe

They talk about sex. They discuss herpes. He inspects splinters in her backside. They sleep in the same bed after Kourtney kicks him out. Et cetera.

It's no surprise that Kardashian-obsessed tabloids have run with this, with one cover story insinuating that Scott Disick is in love with Khloe Kardashian.

Both parties recently acknowledged this on Instagram, with Khloe comparing magazines to a telenovela and asking Scott if he's coming over later.

Scott re-posted the same picture with the simple caption, "Yolo."

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According to the latest issue of Life & Style, wedding bells will soon be ringing...

... for both Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian!

Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Cover

The cover story claims Kris Jenner has struck a television deal for both her daughters to get married at the same time, with Kourtney supposedly exchanging vows with Scott Disick and Khloe with French Montana.

Why did Kourtney finally say yes to Scott after eight years of dating? What happened the night Montana proposed to Khloe?

The tabloid says it will reveal all to anyone who opens its pages. Via a series of anonymous, totally real sources, we have no doubt.

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Are Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston preparing to settle their epic feud once and for all when they square off at the Golden Globes this winter?

A hilarious new tabloid cover straight out of 2007 says as much!

Jennifer Aniston vs. Angelina Jolie!

Taking a break from making Jennifer Aniston pregnant, pining for Brad Pitt and/or adopting a BABY ON HER OWN, In Touch tries a different tack this week.

At January’s Golden Globes, it's

Both are expected to attend, as they've won accolades for their recent work, so therefore, claws are coming out and tables are gonna get flipped.

Teresa Giudice style. Or so we're envisioning here.

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Are pregnant Kate Middleton and British Monarch Queen Elizabeth actually at odds, despite the tabloids' concerted efforts to pit them against one another?

Kate Middleton OK! Cover

In this new OK! cover story, the celebrity gossip publication renews the age old (alleged) feud between the two most important women in Prince William's life.

(If Kate is really pregnant with a baby girl, that'll change in 2015).

This magazine previously reported that Middleton and her husband moved to the couple's country home Anmer Hall over the Queen’s strong objections.

“Kate stood her ground," a tabloid source says, having told Her Royal Majesty, "'I’m more comfortable at Anmer, and it’s a more relaxing place for us to raise George.'"

Sounds pretty rough, this in-law drama. There's just one issue:

According to Gossip Cop, there is no such feud to be had.

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Are Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton having a baby to save their marriage, the #1 foolproof solution to any relationship that's at a make or break juncture?

According to a new tabloid report, at least. One they are likely laughing about as we speak, as that seems to be their custom every time such a rumor emerges.

Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Pregnant?

Life & Style claims that this plan was devised after Blake Shelton’s alleged cheating confession and the constant stress of the couple growing apart.

Blake and Miranda are rarely seen together in public. That much is true and well documented, as he's in L.A. with The Voice half the year as she tours.

Well, Lambert is reportedly desperate and planning to get pregnant to save her marriage to Blake, and it's unclear from this if he's in on this plan or not.

Is he game? Or will she pull the goalie, if you know what we mean?!

NOTE: We mean effing with her birth control and not telling him.

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Forget the renewed wedding vows in Paris.

Ignore the happy family photo at The Louvre.

Who cares about the fact that no credible, named source has gone on record with any real marital strife between Jay Z and Beyonce? This famous couple has totally split up.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, that is.

Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Claim

See, apparently things were going smoothly for these two until THE FIGHT THAT CHANTED EVERYTHING.

The cover claims it took place of some “other woman” and that the bodyguard for Beyonce and Jay Z is behind this shocking report. So it's totally and completely true and why would anyone question it?!?

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