Steve-O
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Thanks, as always, to People magazine for this great collection from the week in celebrity quotes. Here are some highlights ...

"He's really big."
- Kimora Lee Simmons, on boyfriend Djimon Hounsou's Hong Kong billboard

"I'll go to a soccer game or whatever the girls are doing, then go home, have dinner with my wife [Demi Moore], watch a little A&E."
- Ashton Kutcher, on his typical day

"Sometimes you just do really feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it."
- Mariah Carey, on fame

"She's got a potty mouth."
- Dancing with the Stars pro Fabian Sanchez, on Marlee Matlin

"Can we have sex and then go shopping?"
- Britney Spears' first line on How I Met Your Mother

"Let me think about it."
- Carrie Underwood, after learning she would be inducted into the Grand Ole Opry

"If he had asked me to make peanut-butter sandwiches for the catering, I would have said, 'Crunchy or smooth?'"
- Renée Zellweger, on what she'd do to work with George Clooney

"Sometimes you just do really feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it."
- Mariah Carey, on fame

"It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch."
- Joe Francis, on discovering old footage of Ashley Alexandra Dupre

"I have a deeper agenda in this life than to make people giggle at breaking bones and shoving things up my butt."
- Steve-O

We thought Gummi Bear getting popped for cocaine possession would be the best D-list celebrity arrest of the day, but Steve-O took issue.

The venerable Jackass actor was arrested on drug charges, an LAPD spokesperson said, and is currently kickin' it old school in the slammer.

Officers were first called the scene at 5 a.m. this morning after hearing Steve-O was vandalizing the walls of his own apartment.

"It appears there were holes in the common wall adjacent to a neighbor," a police spokesperson said. We know the feeling, man.

Drugs were found at Steve-O's place after police arrived.

TMZ reports that Steve-O (real name Stephen Glover) was initially held in a citizen's arrest and that bail has not yet been set.

Strange behavior is nothing new for the Jackass jackass.

Way back in the day, in May 2003, he was jailed for five days in Sweden after joking about smuggling drugs in the country.

Two months after that ordeal, Steve-O was charged with disorderly conduct at a Lollapalooza concert in Pennsylvania.

Here's hoping for more posts about Steve-O naked and/or getting thrown in jail. This clown makes for some comical celebrity gossip!

You don't need to be Monica Leigh to take your clothes off.

While that Playboy Playmate does it for cash and fame, other celebrities bare it all in the name of animal protection. We've documented how Holly Madison and Alicia Silverstone have donned birthday suits in ads sponsored by PETA.

The latest to join those beauties? Former Jackass star Steve-O. We know you'd rather see Trishelle Cannatella naked - his co-star in the new stupid reality show, Dr. Steve-O - but you're stuck with this image for now. Blame PETA.

To help cleanse your eyes, at least, here are past ads for the animal rights organization. These star celebrities slightly more attractive than the jackass above: Joanna Krupa and Roselyn Sanchez.