Prince George might be the heir to the British Empire, but he has no idea about this. As a 13-month-old boy, he just wants to play in the park. That's about it.
For this reason, Prince William and Kate Middleton are taking "legal steps" against an unnamed person who's making it hard for the boy to live this dream.
An incident last week prompted the couple "to seek reasonable assurances" from someone they want to stop "harassing and following" the Royal Baby.
Seriously. According to the palace, this individual had been badgering "both Prince George and his nanny as they go about their ordinary daily lives."
"The individual was spotted at a central London Park in the vicinity of Prince George, who was removed from the Park immediately," the statement explains.
There's reason to suspect, the duo worriedly states, that this individual has wee one "under surveillance and monitoring his daily routines for a period of time."