Keep it classy, Pittsburgh Penguins fans. Keep it classy.
Don't ever change. Just make mom and dad proud!!
We'd have assumed ILOVEBOOBS wore #36DD.
Live and learn.
Lindsey Vonn made her Masters debut this morning.
The Olympic ski racing champion was spotted at the Augusta National Golf Club veranda next to a putting practice green watching Tiger Woods warm up.
With her not-inconspicuous sighting on golf's biggest stage, the couple - which recently confirmed they're dating - is clearly comfortable taking things public!
Dressed in a long beige dress that hid a large brace on her surgically reconstructed right knee, Lindsey Vonn plans to watch the first hole in person.
After that, she'll have to watch from the clubhouse.
Oscar Pistorius is apparently feeling sorry for himself while awaiting trial for shooting his girlfriend, and wishing other people would share that sentiment.
The embattled South African track star's family issued a statement essentially complaining about celebrity gossip tabloids and his many social media critics.
Pistorius family says they are pained by the "disregard that is being shown by some ... for the profound pain that Reeva’s family and friends are going through."
That would be his slain GF Reeva Steenkamp. But their sympathy doesn't end with her. Oscar's family says that despite being free on bail, life is tough:
Just 12 days after surgery on his knee, Metta World Peace returned to action for the Los Angeles Lakers Tuesday, playing 15 minutes in a critical victory over the New Orleans Hornets.
How did he pull off such a feat?
"I’m just too sexy for my cat," the man formerly known as Ron Artest explained in response to that question. "I’m too sexy for my cat.... If I wasn’t as sexy for my cat, I probably wouldn’t have came back. I’m so sexy, I came back."
Makes perfect sense to us.
Last night, meanwhile, Kobe Bryant was too sexy for all the cats in the world.
He dropped 47 points on Portland in a Los Angeles win, as the Lakers are now in sole possession of the final playoff spot in the Western Conference.
A sultry Rihanna, no pants to be found, in a hockey jersey?
That's social media gold waiting to happen right there.
The sexy songstress (and NHL fan?) posted an Instagram photo wearing an Ottawa Senators jersey and high heels along with the caption, "Rude gyal!!!"
Witness the birth of the Rihannaing meme! GOOOOOAL!!!!
Hockey fans jumped to mimic the pic in their own jerseys and thus was born #rihannaing. #tebowing it is not, but it requires no pants, so call it a net positive.
Check out some fans Rihannaing up a storm after the jump!
Kobe Bryant did not attend college.
But if he did? And if he had been at Rutgers University during the violent reign of Mike Rice? The Los Angeles Lakers superstar knows exactly how he would have reacted.
"I woulda smacked the hell out of him," Kobe tells Jim Rome in an interview that airs on Showtime tonight. "No question about it."
Well, this is downright adorable.
And a tad frightening.
In the following video, a father reacts in pain, anguish and anger as calls go against the Boston Celtics, while his daughter imitates his every word and move.
Seriously, how was that not a travel?!?
Watch the world's cutest, onesie-wearing basketball fan in action now:
Breaking news, Internet: Charles Barkley has been spotted in a very tight shirt!
The NBA Hall of Famer, who spent the weekend in Atlanta covering the NCAA Tournament, was spotted at a party this week alongside some dude holding a bottle of champagne.
The photo was sent to Deadspin along with the message "Charles Barkley Swapping Shirts with a Bro." So at least we know Barkley didn't leave the house with this top on.
The heretofore overweight power forward has went drag last year for a Weight Watchers campaign and has been vocal about how African-Americans in particular need to watch their figure due to Diabetes.
He looks funny in this shirt.
Otherworldly LeBron James highlights are becoming commonplace, which is amazing as none of the plays he makes are at all common or of this world.
The Miami Heat star is having one of the best seasons in NBA history by any metric, but his nightly highlight reels are just getting beyond ridiculous.
Tuesday night against the Bucks, LBJ eschewed an open teammate in favor of ... a mid-air pass off the backboard to himself for an alley-oop dunk. #NBD
Does he also get an assist for this?
It's almost an afterthought, but James also changed hands in mid-air to make the pass with his left hand. Check it out in animated GIF form after the jump!
This is what we call one serious heat check.
University of Michigan point guard Spike Albrecht came off the bench during last night's national title game to drop four three-pointers and score 17 points... in the first half!
And even though his team lost to Louisville, the freshman's confidence remained sky-high this morning, as he sent out a Tweet to the best looking fan in attendance at the Georgia Dome: Kate Upton!
Does Albrecht actually have a shot at seeing Kate Upton nude?