Turns out, George R.R. Martin knows about more than dragons and dire wolves, White Walkers and three-eyes ravens.
The Game of Thrones author also knows that it's never a good idea to trade one of the top players in the National Football League for a couple of draft picks.
But that's exactly what the New York Jets did with stud cornerback Darrelle Revis this week, prompting an epic diatribe from George R.R. Martin.
"They have hardly done anything right since Joe Willie Namath won SuperBowl III, and every time you think maybe they are finally turning the corner, they find some new way to screw things up," Martin blogs.