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Dwight Howard may be facing the most scandalous double team of his career.

A 16-year old who simply goes by "Debbie" on Twitter posted a number of text message this week that seem to imply she had a romantic relationship with the Houston Rockets center.

In one texts to a friend, Debbie says Howard "cheated" on another woman, seemingly with her, writing how he "flew" her around the country.

In another, apparently directed to Howard himself, Debbie goes off on the star for ignoring her during the recent NBA Playoffs.

And in the most damaging piece of evidence, Debbie references photos of her being Dwight's "princess," actually posting two of them online.

The images appear to depict Howard in a hotel room with two very young women, laughing and holding the hand of one.

We've included these two photos, along with many of Debbie's messages in the following gallery. How do you interpret this mess?

Dwight Howard in a Hotel Room
A 16-year old named Debbie posted this photo, claiming it depicts her and a young friend with Dwight Howard in a hotel room.

It is believed that Dwight Howard has at least five kids by five women.

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This is how it's done, 50 Cent.

With the Internet still in stitches over 50 Cent's first pitch failure last week - a wayward throw allegedly caused by over masturbation - RoboCop did the same honors at a Tigers game in Detroit last night.

The cyborg cop was at Comerica Park as part of #ROBOCOPDay, which coincided with the DVD release of this year’s action film.

Did the futuristic hero fire a fastball across the plate? Find out now!

Not shabby for a guy decked out in armor, huh?

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Don Zimmer - a former Major League Baseball player, manager and coach who spent a total of 66 years in a professional uniform - passed away yesterday.

He was 83 years old.

Don Zimmer Image

Zimmer played alongside Jackie Robinson on the last Brookyln Dodgers team to win a World Series and then served as bench coach to Joe Torre during the Yankees’ dynasty in the 1990s.

He also managed a total of 13 seasons and was serving as the senior advisor on the Tampa Bay Rays at the time of his death.

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Chris Paul and his Los Angeles Clippers may have lost in the Western Conference semifinals this spring.

But the All-Star point guard was given every reason to smile this week, thanks to a birthday gift that left him gushing online.

About a month after turning 29, Paul posted a picture to Instagram of the young women after whom a majority of teenager lusted in the 1990s: Saved by the Bell's Kelly Kapowski.

Given to him by Tiffani Thiessen herself, the image is autographed by the actress and Paul included along with it a caption that reads:

"This is easily one of the best Bday gifts I've ever received in my 29yrs on this Earth!!! #KellyKapowski #My1stLove #WeWereTogether #SheJustDidntKnowIt #CuzImSavedByTheBell."

Kelly Kapowski Photo

Need a reminder why Paul and every other warm-blooded male under 35 years old fell in love with Kelly Kapowski?

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The soccer fan in the following video has much better aim than 50 Cent.

During a recent match between Peru and England, a Wembley Stadium attendee turned his noise maker into a paper airplane.

He then launched the item all the way from the upper deck, as those around him cheered the plane's flight path and watched eagerly as it headed all the way down to the field.

And when the toy struck Peruvian defender Hansell Riojas in the side of the head? Cheers erupted louder than anything we've heard since Hero Cat saved a young boy's life...

THG is not encouraging fans to throw items on to the field.

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Who knew Serena Williams had so much in common with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson?

The world’s top-ranked female tennis player may have been eliminated early from the French Open last week, but that loss didn’t prevent Serena from having a bit of fun in Miami.

Williams, donning a leopard-print bathing suit, happened upon a beachside wedding while strolling the beach, happily posing with the newlyweds after they realized who was in their presence.

"Wedding crasher!! Congrats!" Williams captioned one of the photos she later posted to Instagram.

  • Serena Williams Wedding Crashing Photo
  • Serena Williams Crashes Miami Wedding

Serena, meanwhile, made a recent appearance at another wedding recently: the nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Florence on May 24.

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Donald Sterling is about to be out.

And Steve Ballmer is about to be in.

The former Microsoft CEO, submitted a winning bid of $2 billion to Shelly Sterling yesterday, with the wife of the Los Angeles Clippers' racist owner acknowledging in a statement that she had agreed to sell.

"I am delighted that we are selling the team to Steve, who will be a terrific owner," Shelly said in a statement. "We have worked for 33 years to build the Clippers into a premiere NBA franchise. I am confident that Steve will take the team to new levels of success."

Steve Ballmer Image

We'd be delighted, too, if we just made $2 BILLION.

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During Game 5 of the Indiana Pacers vs. Miami Heat Eastern Conference finals last night, Lance Stephenson pulled out all the stops to keep his team from being eliminated.

First, he bizarrely attempted to sneak into a Miami huddle, then the Pacers guard pulled a maneuver that will live on in the annals of NBA history:

The clip above shows Stephenson blowing into the ear of LeBron James, and while you may think that LeBron's face is the funniest possible result of Stephenson's weird attempt at distraction, you would be wrong.

The image has inspired some of the funniest memes we've seen since Contemplative Kanye took the Internet by storm:

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Paul George scored 37 points last night, leading the Indiana Pacers to a Game 5 win over the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals.

But the 24-year-old NBA All-Star didn't have much time to savor this victory, as he woke up this morning to a lawsuit.

The New York Post confirms that Daniela Rajic, a 24-year old stripper who slept with George a little over nine months ago, filed a paternity suit against the baller in Manhattan Family Court this week.

Paul George, Stripper Photo

Rajic worked at Tootsie’s Cabaret in Miami when she met George, with insiders saying the two did date for a few months.

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You've all heard about it by now - and hopefully seen it online.

Prior to a New York Mets game at Citi Field this week, 50 Cent threw out a first pitch that was more than just a bit outside... it was barely in the stadium!

Granted, the rapper has been shot nine times throughout his life. But did every bullet get implanted in his arm? Come on, Curtis Jackson. How did this ever happen?!?

The real question, of course, is whether Fiddy's fail was the worst ceremonial first pitch in Major League Baseball history.

As you can see below, the artist does have some serious competition.

Don Baylor Breaks Leg on First Pitch
Poor Don Baylor. The Angels hitting coach actually broke his leg while catching this ceremonial first pitch on opening day.

Is 50 Cent the worst of the worst? You tell us: