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Someone forgot to tell new Cleveland Browns linebacker Quentin Groves that training camp is for tackling dummies, not acting like a dummy.

The Mississippi native was arrested on April 17 in Ohio on charges that he solicited a prostitute over the phone. The only problem?

Groves was actually speaking to an undercover female officer and was subsequently caught in a police sting when he arrived to… ummm… pick up his package.

Quentin Groves image

"[Groves] made arrangements for certain acts ... and requested 'full service' and stated he would bring condoms," the police report stated, adding in detail: "He agreed to one hour of time for [$100] and was told that anal would be an additional [$20]."

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The U.S. government is suing Lance Armstrong for $40 million.

The banned cyclist, 41, is accused of violating his contract with his team and is said to have been "unjustly enriched" while cheating to win the Tour de France.

Lance Armstrong Signs

That team? The U.S. Postal Service, which "paid about $40 million to sponsor the USPS racing team from 1998 to 2004," court documents said.

Armstrong admitted to doping during all of his seven Tour wins.

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Barry Bonds' giant, commemorative home run plaque was stolen straight off the outfield wall at AT&T Park last night in San Francisco, which is great because:

  1. The guy's home run record is bogus anyway due to massive steroid use
  2. You'd probably have to be on steroids to gank something that big
Bonds Missing Plaque

A rep for the team confirms it was boosted Tuesday night, saying, "We're not sure what happened. We're reviewing video, but haven't found anything yet.''

The plaque was unveiled after Bonds hit his record-breaking 756th home run in 2007.

The walking BALCO clearance sale finished with 762 for his tainted career.

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Turns out, George R.R. Martin knows about more than dragons and dire wolves, White Walkers and three-eyes ravens.

The Game of Thrones author also knows that it's never a good idea to trade one of the top players in the National Football League for a couple of draft picks.

But that's exactly what the New York Jets did with stud cornerback Darrelle Revis this week, prompting an epic diatribe from George R.R. Martin.

Jets/GoT

"They have hardly done anything right since Joe Willie Namath won SuperBowl III, and every time you think maybe they are finally turning the corner, they find some new way to screw things up," Martin blogs.

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NBA star Dwight Howard is reportedly expecting his fifth baby - with his fifth baby mama - if accusations flying on Twitter this week are to be believed.

Dwight Howard Pic

Howard's current girlfriend Christine Vest are about to have a baby, according to reports, which would take the Lakers center's total to five children.

By five different women ... again, according to reports not confirmed by the baller or any other 100 percent reliable source we can find at the moment.

Christine Vest, his girlfriend, was spotted at a recent Lakers game looking pregnant. Like "late second trimester pregnant," an AOL report noted.

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David Letterman may not have a clue who he's talking to these days, but that can make for some funny exchanges, as we saw last night with Ryan Lochte.

While slightly more restrained than the Philly anchors who LOST IT after interviewing the Olympic swimmer, Dave seemed baffled by the same thing:

Why does Ryan Lochte have a reality show again?

It's a fair question, and the What Would Ryan Lochte Do? star attempts to explain it as best as you can hope from a man (and show) of such substance.

Watch a portion of their exchange below:

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Johnny Manziel puts the high in Heisman, according to a photo making the rounds.

The Texas A&M quarterback was photographed kissing college football's famous trophy this past weekend in Vegas ... with the Heisman holding a fat blunt.

2 Chainz would be proud ... but is the photo in question even real?

Johnny Manziel Heisman Photo

Manziel says it is 100 percent fake. He just tweeted: "ABSOLUTELY PHOTOSHOPPED. People are always out to get me ... sorry for kissing my trophy."

The pic does sort of look bogus, but then again, Manziel parties hard and posts photos of it on Instagram (remember the casino pic?) so who knows.

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Miami Heat reserve forward Chris Andersen, a.k.a. the Birdman, threw down a sick put-back dunk last night in the first round of the NBA Playoffs.

TNT play-by-play man Kevin Harlan was excited to say the least.

Following a Shane Battier miss, Andersen swooped in for the dunk, after which Harlan exclaimed "Ohh! Here comes the Birdman! Flapping his wings!"

"Soaring in for a sweet flush! When you're aerodynamically designed with that hairdo, you can do those kinds of things, with that sweet mohawk. It helps him fly!"

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Millions of fans tuned in to the Los Angeles Lakers' 91-79 defeat yesterday in the opening game of their Western Conference Playoff series against the San Antonio Spurs.

But one fan in particular stood out for his Tweeted opinions on the team's offense flow... or lackthereof.

Kobe Shoots

Kobe Bryant, out for the year with a torn Achilles, sent multiple cyber messages throughout the contest, making it clear he believed Pau Gasol should "post, post, post," while also lamenting the team's "matador defense" against Tony Parker.

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It doesn't get much cooler than this.

A couple hours after the awesome David Ortiz F-Bomb that kicked off the first Red Sox home game played since the Boston Marathon bombing, Neil Diamond shocked fans by showing up during the eighth inning and singing "Sweet Caroline" on the field.

Watch the singer - who reportedly took it upon himself to drop by and simply phoned the front office that morning for permission - lead the crown in this classic tune now:

Earlier in the week, to honor victims of the bombing, Yankee Stadium attendees belted out their own version of "Sweet Caroline."

Yes, even New Yorkers were Boston fans for one night at least.

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