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With the trade of her husband finalized, and with E! already confirming it would be filming her move to The Lone Star State, Khloe Kardashian is pretty much a quasi member of the Dallas Mavericks.

And that's okay with Head Coach Rick Carlisle, who joked to The Dallas Morning News yesterday that he wouldn't "rule out" appearing on his new power forward's reality show if asked.

A Kiss from Khloe

"I will say this: Khloe's my favorite Kardashian," added Carlisle, making it clear that winning a NBA championship allows one to open up a lot more. "She's the coolest."

Kobe Bryant, meanwhile, continued to express consternation - sorry, konsternation - over the deal, defending his now-former teammate against anyone who thought his entertainment career - sorry, kareer - got in the way of his play on the court. Sorry, kourt...

"I don't understand the criticism of reality shows and this, that and the other. I don't get it," Kobe said. "He clearly wasn't a distraction. He played his ass off. I don't get where that comes from. Now I'm getting pissed off."

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God is most definitely NOT a Broncos fan and is NOT helping Tim Tebow engineer fourth quarter comebacks for Denver, according to a rep for The Church of Satan.

Magus Peter H. Gilmore, a high priest in the Church, says if God helps Tim win games, He would be actively making others lose, which makes absolutely no sense.

That being said, the Satanists acknowledge that the extremely religious quarterback may benefit from his faith, which he demonstrates often, in less overt ways.

Tebow and Satan

"Those who have a winning attitude tend to do better," Gilmore concedes.

"Whatever fuels that kind of team spirit, be it religious fervor or simply an overwhelming desire to succeed, that is the real source for success."

Now 6-1 as an NFL starter, the 24-year-old sure has that going for him.

On the flip side, they refute any notion that God is helping the Broncos win: "Satanists are atheists, and we consider any triumph to rely on a combination of skill and luck - most certainly not in any form of supernatural intervention from either Heaven or Hell."

Your take: Is God a Broncos fan?

 

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With Tim Tebow as their starting quarterback this season, the Denver Broncos are 7-1, sitting in first place despite their signal caller's throwing motion looking uglier than this photo of Kim Zolciak giving birth.

So, what is accounting for the team's success? A stout defense? Matt Prater nailing two 50-yard-plus field goals at the conclusion of yesterday's 13-10 victory? Will McGahee running for nearly 100 yards every Sunday? No, no and no, says Wayne Hanson, one of Tebow's pastors in Colorado.

Tim Tebow Wallpaper

"It's not luck. Luck isn't winning 6 games in a row. It's favor. God's favor," Hanson tells TMZ, adding "God has blessed his hard work" and saying there's no way Denver would be winning games if Tebow were not such a religious man.

(Sorry, John Fox. You apparently aren't the higher power responsible for W after W.)

What do you think readers? Is God rooting for the Broncos this season?

 

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Khloe & Lamar Take Dallas?

While it has not yet been finalized, multiple sources are reporting that Khloe Kardashian's husband, Lamar Odom, has been traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks.

Near Khlomar Kiss

How is Khloe taking the news that she and her man will soon be moving out of the L.A. spotlight?

"'For I know the plans I have for u,' declares the LORD, 'plans to prosper u and not to harm u, plans to give u hope and a future.' Jeremiah," she Tweeted yesterday, not remotely overreacting to the news and adding:

"I am sure I will love it but I am a tad thrown off. I know for a fact blessings are everywhere!!! Everything happens for a reason. God is great."

It's true. And that reason is for the Lakers to create salary cap room in order to make a run at the Magic's Dwight Howard.

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Reigning National League MVP Ryan Braun has reportedly tested positive for a banned substance and is appealing to Major League Baseball, according to reports.

ESPN cited two sources Saturday in first reporting the news, saying the 28-year-old Milwaukee Brewers star tested positive for elevated levels of testosterone.

A spokesman for Braun said in a statement that "there are highly unusual circumstances surrounding this case which will support Ryan's complete innocence."

Ryan Braun

"There was absolutely no intentional violation of the program," Matthew Hiltzik said in a statement sent by the four-time All-Star left fielder's representatives.

"Ryan has impeccable character and no previous history, unfortunately, because of the process we have to maintain confidentiality and are not able to discuss it any further."

"we are confident that he will ultimately be exonerated."

The case is still being appealed to an arbitrator under MLB's drug program.

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For the first time since her husband was arrested on multiple charges of heinous sex crimes against young boys, Dottie Sandusky has spoken out.

Dottie says she's been "shocked and dismayed by the allegations made against" the ex-Penn State coach, adding:

Jerry Sandusky Mug Shot

"As the mother of six children, I have been devastated by these accusations.

"Our children, our extended family and friends know how much Jerry and I love kids and have always tried to help and care for them. We would never do anything to hurt them. I am so sad anyone would make such a terrible accusation which is absolutely untrue. We don't know why these young men have made these false accusations, but we want everyone to know they are untrue."

Earlier today, Dottie helped bail her husband out of jail by writing a personal check for $50,000. He remains confined to the couple's house and, if his lawyer has any brains at all, will stop making public statements such as these.

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A day after getting arrested on new sex abuse charges, former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky has been released on bail.

Sources tell TMZ that Sandusky's wife wrote a $50,000 personal check to help make the $250,000 bond, with the rest coming out of Sandusky's real estate holdings.

Jerry Sandusky Mug Shot

The disgraced ex-coach - who is now accused of forcing himself on a young boy in his own basement, while the child screamed for help from Sandusky's wife - must remain at home, a court has ruled, and has been barred from contact with anyone related to the case.

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Erin Andrews is now suing the hotel where she was videotaped secretly in the nude for $10 million, according to reports. The incident occurred in Nashville in 2008.

In the suit, originally filed last year, and just refiled to ensure the statute of limitations did not run out, Andrews asks for $6 million from the West End Marriott.

She also seeks $4 million from Michael David Barrett, who pleaded guilty to stalking her. In 2010, he was sentenced to two and a half years in federal prison.

Hot Erin Andrews Photo

The suit says the hotel was guilty of negligence for allowing Barrett to learn where she was staying and record the infamous Erin Andrews nude peephole video.

Barrett had previously videotaped Andrews in other cities, according to prosecutors, and was able to not only find the hotel but book a neighboring room.

The Marriott has not commented on the lawsuit.

Erin Andrews, 33, is a popular reporter for ESPN.

She has said that the peeping tom incident and secret naked surveillance tape taken by the perv still causes her "great emotional distress and embarrassment."

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Albert Pujols shocked the Major League Baseball universe today, spurning a nine-year, $200 million offer from the only team for which he's ever played - the St. Louis Cardinals - and signing a 10-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Albert Pujols Wallpaper

A three-time MVP, who batted .299 and blasted 37 homers last season, Pujols will join an Angels squad that also inked start C.J. Wilson to a contract today. He was expected to remain in St. Louis, or possibly sign with Miami, until Anaheim swooped in at the last moment.

Pujols won the Rookie of the Year award in 2001 and has a lifetime .328 batting average. The 31-year old has also hit 445 home runs.

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Karina Smirnoff and Brad Penny have called off their engagement.

The Dancing With the Stars pro, 30, and the Major League Baseball pitcher, 33, have gone their separate ways after more than two years together, E! confirms.

"They're just different people," a source says of the pair, who began dating in October '09 after they first met through former DWTS contestant Chuck Lidell.

Karina Smirnoff and Brad Penny Photo

There have been signs of potential problems for months now.

Smirnoff said she decided to postpone her January 2012 wedding to focus on DWTS, even as she praised Brad as a man who supports and loves her unconditionally.

Yet during her emotional run to Karina's first Dancing With the Stars title with partner J.R. Martinez, she never referred to Penny nor was he spotted in the audience.

Karina was also engaged to co-star Maksim Chmerkovskiy before meeting Penny. No reason was given for this split, but we wish them the best in this difficult time.

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