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Tim Tebow may not be able to throw a football to save his life, but he gets the job done. Now the Broncos quarterback's greatness has been immortalized in a song.

The former University of Florida star and son of Christian missionaries has become a phenomenon in the NFL this year after a string of incredible, last-second wins.

In the face of unorthodox mechanics and Satan-worshiping haters, he's got 8-5 Denver eyeing the playoffs. More importantly, he's a meme-producing pop culture all-star!

DJ Steve Porter mashes up ESPN peeps, NFL great (and Tim's boss) John Elway, Lil Wayne and others to create the ultimate Tim Tebow tribute, "All He Does Is Win":

Follow the jump for another Tebow tribute tune, called "Super Fans" ...

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Jerry Sandusky pleaded not guilty inside of a Pennsylvania courtroom today, waiving his right to a preliminary hearing in the process and avoiding any testimony from those who have accused him of child abuse. For now at least.

The disgraced ex-defensive coordinator at Penn State subsequently appeared on the courtroom steps alongside his lawyer, Joseph Amendola, who told the press:

"There will be no plea negotiations. This is a fight to the death."

Jerry Sandusky Press Conference Pic

Amendola added that his client also waived his appearance at the January 11 arraignment and asked for a jury trial.

A handful of alleged victims were present at the court house this morning and prepared to make their claims public , a step they will now take instead some time in 2012.

Said Howard Janet, an attorney for one of the boys who has said he showered with Sandusky: "It would have been apparent from watching those boys and their demeanor that they were telling the truth."

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Two NBA fans took it upon themselves to help out their favorite team on Twitter last week, only to receive a legally threatening email from the Philadelphia 76ers.

By the end of the ordeal, though, the fans ended up with box seats to the Philadelphia 76ers’ home opener, season tickets ... and a job with the team for one.

How in the world did that happen?

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The 76ers launched a fan voting contest last week to choose a new team mascot between three finalists. But the team failed to get the nominees on social media.

Helpfully, Jerry Rizzo, 23, and friend Hunter Coleman, 22, went ahead and registered Twitter accounts for two finalists, @PhilEMoose and @BFranklinDogg.

They began tweeting from the accounts trying to help promote the contest.

On Friday, however, they received an official email requesting that they hand over the accounts, “pleasantly without the use of lawyers or anything like that.”

Rizzo, a communications graduate and self-described “social media sponge,” gave up the accounts in exchange for box seats and tickets ... but it gets better.

Saturday, 76ers CEO Adam Aron left Rizzo a voicemail asking Rizzo to call him back. He set up an interview that ultimately led to him being offered a job.

In the end, he was rewarded for his entrepreneurial sprit with a full-time social media position with the team - “about as close as it gets” to the perfect gig.

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Football fans: Prepare to be dazzled by one of the sickest moves of the year - or any year - at any level of the sport. If we didn't know better, we'd assume Neo suited up.

Returning a punt, Wake Forest Rolesville (N.C.) High returner Petey Williams bent over backwards to avoid an oncoming tackler, then proceeded to gain a bunch of yards.

While he never quite made it to top speed and didn't score on the play, this is nevertheless one of the nastiest fakes you'll ever see. Our write-up can't do Petey justice.

Seriously, this juke is straight out of The Matrix ...

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With the trade of her husband finalized, and with E! already confirming it would be filming her move to The Lone Star State, Khloe Kardashian is pretty much a quasi member of the Dallas Mavericks.

And that's okay with Head Coach Rick Carlisle, who joked to The Dallas Morning News yesterday that he wouldn't "rule out" appearing on his new power forward's reality show if asked.

A Kiss from Khloe

"I will say this: Khloe's my favorite Kardashian," added Carlisle, making it clear that winning a NBA championship allows one to open up a lot more. "She's the coolest."

Kobe Bryant, meanwhile, continued to express consternation - sorry, konsternation - over the deal, defending his now-former teammate against anyone who thought his entertainment career - sorry, kareer - got in the way of his play on the court. Sorry, kourt...

"I don't understand the criticism of reality shows and this, that and the other. I don't get it," Kobe said. "He clearly wasn't a distraction. He played his ass off. I don't get where that comes from. Now I'm getting pissed off."

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God is most definitely NOT a Broncos fan and is NOT helping Tim Tebow engineer fourth quarter comebacks for Denver, according to a rep for The Church of Satan.

Magus Peter H. Gilmore, a high priest in the Church, says if God helps Tim win games, He would be actively making others lose, which makes absolutely no sense.

That being said, the Satanists acknowledge that the extremely religious quarterback may benefit from his faith, which he demonstrates often, in less overt ways.

Tebow and Satan

"Those who have a winning attitude tend to do better," Gilmore concedes.

"Whatever fuels that kind of team spirit, be it religious fervor or simply an overwhelming desire to succeed, that is the real source for success."

Now 6-1 as an NFL starter, the 24-year-old sure has that going for him.

On the flip side, they refute any notion that God is helping the Broncos win: "Satanists are atheists, and we consider any triumph to rely on a combination of skill and luck - most certainly not in any form of supernatural intervention from either Heaven or Hell."

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With Tim Tebow as their starting quarterback this season, the Denver Broncos are 7-1, sitting in first place despite their signal caller's throwing motion looking uglier than this photo of Kim Zolciak giving birth.

So, what is accounting for the team's success? A stout defense? Matt Prater nailing two 50-yard-plus field goals at the conclusion of yesterday's 13-10 victory? Will McGahee running for nearly 100 yards every Sunday? No, no and no, says Wayne Hanson, one of Tebow's pastors in Colorado.

Tim Tebow Wallpaper

"It's not luck. Luck isn't winning 6 games in a row. It's favor. God's favor," Hanson tells TMZ, adding "God has blessed his hard work" and saying there's no way Denver would be winning games if Tebow were not such a religious man.

(Sorry, John Fox. You apparently aren't the higher power responsible for W after W.)

What do you think readers? Is God rooting for the Broncos this season?

 

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Khloe & Lamar Take Dallas?

While it has not yet been finalized, multiple sources are reporting that Khloe Kardashian's husband, Lamar Odom, has been traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks.

Near Khlomar Kiss

How is Khloe taking the news that she and her man will soon be moving out of the L.A. spotlight?

"'For I know the plans I have for u,' declares the LORD, 'plans to prosper u and not to harm u, plans to give u hope and a future.' Jeremiah," she Tweeted yesterday, not remotely overreacting to the news and adding:

"I am sure I will love it but I am a tad thrown off. I know for a fact blessings are everywhere!!! Everything happens for a reason. God is great."

It's true. And that reason is for the Lakers to create salary cap room in order to make a run at the Magic's Dwight Howard.

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Reigning National League MVP Ryan Braun has reportedly tested positive for a banned substance and is appealing to Major League Baseball, according to reports.

ESPN cited two sources Saturday in first reporting the news, saying the 28-year-old Milwaukee Brewers star tested positive for elevated levels of testosterone.

A spokesman for Braun said in a statement that "there are highly unusual circumstances surrounding this case which will support Ryan's complete innocence."

Ryan Braun

"There was absolutely no intentional violation of the program," Matthew Hiltzik said in a statement sent by the four-time All-Star left fielder's representatives.

"Ryan has impeccable character and no previous history, unfortunately, because of the process we have to maintain confidentiality and are not able to discuss it any further."

"we are confident that he will ultimately be exonerated."

The case is still being appealed to an arbitrator under MLB's drug program.

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For the first time since her husband was arrested on multiple charges of heinous sex crimes against young boys, Dottie Sandusky has spoken out.

Dottie says she's been "shocked and dismayed by the allegations made against" the ex-Penn State coach, adding:

Jerry Sandusky Mug Shot

"As the mother of six children, I have been devastated by these accusations.

"Our children, our extended family and friends know how much Jerry and I love kids and have always tried to help and care for them. We would never do anything to hurt them. I am so sad anyone would make such a terrible accusation which is absolutely untrue. We don't know why these young men have made these false accusations, but we want everyone to know they are untrue."

Earlier today, Dottie helped bail her husband out of jail by writing a personal check for $50,000. He remains confined to the couple's house and, if his lawyer has any brains at all, will stop making public statements such as these.

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