There's just no need to post fake Kate Upton topless photos. First and foremost, the real ones are already tremendous. Second, she might sue you over the fakery.
The image-doctoring folks at Celeb Jihad found this out the hard way this week.
The phony image purports to be one of the Kate Upton bikini photos from this year's SI, with the teaser, "Kate Upton Naked Outtake From SI Swimsuit 2014."
It's clearly a fake, and it's already been taken down thanks to Upton's lawyers.
The supermodel's legal team threatened an immediate lawsuit against the celebrity gossip site and noted incredulously that the photo "has been airbrushed."
Basically, the people at Celeb Jihad are idiots. Why mess with perfection?
Exhibits A-Z: Kate Upton in GIF form. See below. You're welcome ...
1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF
Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It's what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well.
2. Kate Upton Nude GIF
Kate Upton is nude and twirling around on endless loop in the greatest GIF ever seen by humankind.
4. Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt
Another fantastic Kate Upton GIF. Thank you very much, and you are welcome.
5. Kate Upton Body Paint GIF
A GIF file of Kate Upton in a body paint bikin and that's it. Goodness.
8. Kate Upton Bikini Montage
An amazing Kate Upton bikini montage in GIF form. Guys, you're welcome. We try.
9. Kate Upton Twerking
Kate Upton Twerking up a storm. It is what it is, people. Enjoy it. Relish it.
10. Kate Upton Cat Daddy
Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy. One of the best moments in the history of the Internet now in GIF form!
15. Kate Upton Bunny
Kate Upton is a bunny in one of the greatest GIFs ever produced by the Internet.
19. Kate Upton on Boobs
Kate Upton discusses her boobs in a GIF that really needs no additional comment.