Sophie Monk
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After a much-publicized break up, it's safe to say that Benji Madden and Sophie Monk have moved on in opposing directions.

The Good Charlotte singer immediately jumped into bed with Paris Hilton, becoming the latest notch on a bedpost that's seen more carvings than a caveman's lair.

Monk, however, has seemingly gone in the more metrosexual direction: she was spotted with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest over the weekend. They left L.A. club Foxtail nightclub in the same car.

Has Ryan Seacrest really seen Sophie Monk nude? If so, we gotta start hosing our own television shows and flirting with British men on them.

If these two really are hittin it, what would Simon Cowell say?

It's safe to assume that Sophie Monk is as grossed out by Paris Hilton and Benji Madden as we are.

But the model/actress is at least taking the high road when it comes to this new relationship. Despite the immediacy with which Madden started dating Hilton after he and Monk were broken up, Sophie harbors no ill will toward either half of the ugly couple.

"Let me make this as plain as possible â€" Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton," Monk said. "Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment."

Yes, Benji Madden left this for Paris Hilton.

On Friday, Paris left a jewelry store in Beverly Hills wearing a ring on her engagement finger, but declined to reveal whether she had wedding plans.

That sound you just heard was Stavros Niarchos crying.

In case Alicia Silverstone, Holly Madison and Steve-O didn't get the message across, yet another celebrity has taken her clothes off in the name of animal rights.

The star of the latest PETA ad? Australian pop singer and occasional actress Sophie Monk. Here she is, hating on clothes and meat:

PETA's logic? By staring at Sophie Monk nude, you'll see how barbaric eating meat can be.

Or maybe the organization just thinks you won't be able to eat anything with all that drool coming out of your mouth.