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Look out world: Sienna Miller has babies on the brain!

During her roller-coaster romance with Jude Law, the actress says bearing children was never discussed. But it looks like motherhood may now be an option with boyfriend Rhys Ifans.

"I really want babies â€" I always have," Miller told the June U.K. edition of InStyle magazine during a baby shower for her elder sister Savannah.

"I mean, I'm nearly 27 and you have to think about these things, don't you?" said Miller. "And Sav proves you can work and be a mum. It still scares me, though."

Trust us, Sienna. The thought of you having kids scares us, too.

According to the UK's Sunday Mirror, the third time is the charm for Rhys Ifans.

After constantly asking girlfriend Sienna Miller to be his wife - first in August and then at Miller's 26th birthday party in December - sources say the troubled actress has finally relented.

The couple, who share Sienna's pad in Notting Hill, are now looking for a home in Oxford and a cottage in Wales.

"Rhys has admitted he and Sienna are getting married," said an insider. "Everything is supposed to be hushhush, but Rhys is over the moon and finding it hard to keep quiet... he can't believe she finally said yes."

Neither can we. But we'd like to wish Rhys Ifans and Sienna Miller the best of luck in their marriage. It's destined to last for days and days.

Rhys Ifans may be nuttier than Britney Spears.

While seemingly impossible, consider the recent actions of the scarcely known actor: he's asked for Sienna Miller's hand in marriage.

According to the UK's Daily Mail, Ifans "is fed up with all the secrecy around their relationship and wants to make it a permanent thing... he has asked Sienna to marry him and it's the last time he will ask. He wants everyone to know they are officially an item."

Wow, an ultimatum. Ifans must have gone to the Hank Steinbrenner school of proposals.

Perhaps proving that she's learned a lesson from her mess of a relationship with Jude Law, though, Miller is trying to keep things slow and steady.

"Sienna has yet to make a decision and Rhys can't understand why," the newspaper's source said. "Sienna's always trying to avoid the official relationship topic and is happy to keep it a low-profile affair."

This is not a Sienna Miller nude photo.

But it actually may be more fun to look at.

Take a look at Miller, coming back from yet another night of partying, ready to blow. And we don't mean her new man, Rhys Ifans, sitting up front. Although that will probably come later.

For now, we're just talking some serious chunks.

Kim Porter can relax now.

While celebrity gossip reports had Diddy leaving his babies' mama for Sienna Miller, it appears as though this promiscuous actress has found a new man instead: Rhys Ifans.

The British actor with the weird name must have even weirder taste in women, as not many of us would go for Jude Law's sloppy seconds. Especially when we can see Sienna Miller nude without any risk of disease.

But the two look happy below, don't they? Picking up gardening tools like they were Zanessa or some other normal couple. Good for them!

Sienna Miller is seen here with her new man, Rhys Ifans. Odds are high she'll be sleeping with Criss Angel soon, however.

Has Diddy seen Sienna Miller nude? That's the question Kim Porter has wrestled with for months now.

Relaxing here, though, the actress is letting us all stare at her bare body kicking back on the beach. Clothes be damned!

Perhaps Miller was pissed off at The Hollywood Gossip for not including her in our recent Beach Body Photo Finish between Nick Lachey and Brody Jenner. Sorry about that, Sienna.

But if you're revenge is to sit around showing off your breasts, there's a good chance we forget about you next time, too.

Help us answer this question, readers: Who is hotter, Sienna Miller naked or Mariah Carey naked?

Hayden Panettiere, step off.

Yes, we know. You're an up-and-comer, as we've seen in some recent photos. But you've got nothing on some of the sex-crazed, attention-craving purveyors of girl-on-girl action seen below. Consider this something to strive toward.

Let's take a look at The Hollywood Gossip's All-Star Team ...

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: Lauren Conrad (left) leans in to give Heidi Montag some sugar. And this was before Heidi's boob job! There will be no more slumber parties or tickle fights between these former roomies, though. Just real fights. LC and Heidi aren't really friends, mostly because of her relationship with that d!ck Spencer Pratt. The photo at right, of a pre-train wreck Britney Spears going at it with Madonna, needs no introduction.

SISTERS AND PORN STARS: We knew she'd sleep with just about anything, but we didn't expect to see Sienna Miller (left) gettin' freaky... with her sister! Yes, borderline incestual girl-on-girl action, ladies and gentlemen. Let's just hope she didn't slip her the tongue. And while it's probably not fair to include a porn star in this feature (as they get paid for lesbian action), we weren't about to exclude the lusty pride of Broward County, Mary Carey.

BEAUTY QUEENS GONE WILD: Call it (disgraced) beauty queens row. Tara Conner and Katie Blair (left) not only made headlines for winning the 2006 Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants, but for hooking up. With each other. Is this a great country or what? Meanwhile, Katie Rees (right, middle) was stripped of Miss Nevada honors after this pic and others like it surfaced. But who are you gonna remember, her or Helen Salas? Exactly.

Okay, so even The Hollywood Gossip gets it wrong sometimes.

And we weren't all that wrong in this case. Just slightly.

Much like last fall, when we originally reported that Britney Spears' one-night boy toy was Jonathan Rotem (he goes by J.R. Rotem), we've made a similar blunder in regards to Sienna Miller's new man.

In fairness to us, Sienna Miller's crazy life is often hard to keep track of. So many quotes. So many men.

Anyway. Jamie Burke (who we originally called James Burke) was performing with his band, Bloody Social at the New York City club The Pitt this weekend.

The actress, who wore a silver tunic, and who loves some drugs, arrived with Burke and then hung out with friends in a corner banquette.

When the show started at midnight, Sienna Miller pushed through the crowd and stood front-row center as she grooved and sang along during the performance.

Before exiting the stage, Burke gave Miller a hug. We can only hope she forces him to get a "SM" tattoo on his wrist, a la Nick Zano and Kristin Cavallari.

Thanks to Us Weekly for this fun compilation ...

"Everything about him. He's an incredibly brilliant, intelligent, funny, charismatic, vivacious, kind, beautiful, rich... Don't put the last thing."
-- Sienna Miller on what originally attracted her to former boyfriend Jude Law

"You become a movie star and sexy because you're up there larger than life, but it's not really justified. I know what I look like in the morning."
-- Sandra Bullock on her movie star looks

"Fine! He's not selling crack. Thank you, Lord!"
-- Chris Rock on what his parents thought of his career choice

"Will loves whatever I put on. That's the beauty of Will. The only thing is that Will doesn't like to see my feet exposed."
-- Jada Pinkett Smith on husband Will Smith

"Will is so f*%king hilarious, and he's got to be one of the sweetest people on the planet. But just between you and me, off the record: I would love to see him go motherf*%king down."
-- Will Arnett on pal Will Ferrell

"I have a problem where when I think I'm looking friendly, I look like I want to kill someone."
-- Eric Bana on his trademark gaze

"I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was wearing these really loose shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. From then on I wore tighter jeans."
-- Jon Heder on teenage dating woes

"We were at sniper training, my leg was shaking, and I'm thinking, 'God, you know, I used to be a thrill seeker, nothing scared me; and now I've got two little ones at home.' I was always flying around in fifth gear and now I'm down to two."
-- Mark Wahlberg on how being a dad gave him second thoughts when shooting action scenes for Shooter

"I was surrounded by this cast of young actors who looked totally chiseled. I kept saying to myself, 'Get it together.' I really trained hard doing running and push-ups and a lot of laps in the pool."
-- Terrence Howard (who is not dating Naomi Campbell) on wearing tiny swim trunks in Pride.

"I didn't want to upstage Terrence. I went to the director and said, 'When I was growing up they used to call me 'lumberjack.' I could have been a porn star.'"
-- Bernie Mac on not having to wear tiny swim trunks in Pride

Once again, Sienna Miller finds herself at the center of controversy.

Last year the outspoken 25-year-old upset residents of Pittsburgh after drunkenly calling their city "Sh!ttsburgh" during an interview.

Miller also remarked, in reference to her on-again, off-again relationship with actor Jude Law, that monogamy is overrated because humans are just a bunch of f*%king animals anyway.

Then there was her rumored relationship with Diddy and some serious topless canoodling on the beach with James Burke.

Now, in a recent interview, she confesses that she takes drugs because "they're fun."

Miller plays Edie Sedgwick in her latest movie Factory Girl. In researching the role of the New York socialite who died of an overdose, Sienna says she took morphine - and understands why Andy Warhol's muse was drawn to illegal substances.

"They're f**k loads of fun," Miller said. "If I had a drug of choice it would be magic mushrooms."

No doubt Pete Doherty could set her up with his dealer.